Sheee your out in the woods gal tells youu its on you best drop trow and deliver by a country mile fore a squasher gets yur scent. I remember fall o' 08 when a pretty bisket said she wanted crackin, hell i was over tyhat damn like a four leaf clover in a windjam, hell haints , id turn ur sister if theres a 20 in it.
You will need more than a six-pack haints. That episode ran back in October of 2003 and I guarantee she doesn't look any better. Add to the fact that she's crazy doesn't exactly make that an attractive prospect. Let Moneymaker have her.
Heyoooo! I heard that. Dogwomen be demandin and sh1t asking for dog d1ck i be like damn b1tch yo dog azz aint up fo my damn flimmy it sho not be dog azz cuz she be like shhiiiidammmmmmm!!!! Am i right brother haints?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Yep. That chick does look pretty rough. I guess she qualifies as a creature. However, nothing a few six-packs can't cure.
ReplyDeleteCumberland locals call the slash between Autumn's legs the Cumberland Gap.
DeleteSheee your out in the woods gal tells youu its on you best drop trow and deliver by a country mile fore a squasher gets yur scent. I remember fall o' 08 when a pretty bisket said she wanted crackin, hell i was over tyhat damn like a four leaf clover in a windjam, hell haints , id turn ur sister if theres a 20 in it.
DeleteI wonder if Matt Monkeyspanker tapped that?
DeleteYou will need more than a six-pack haints. That episode ran back in October of 2003 and I guarantee she doesn't look any better. Add to the fact that she's crazy doesn't exactly make that an attractive prospect. Let Moneymaker have her.
Deleteis the Cumberland cweachure real ?
DeleteThe sasquatch population in Wisconsin is very low, perhaps ten or less that migrate throughout the state.
ReplyDeleteHow may dogmen are there in Wisconsin?
DeleteNot near enough to satisfy all the dogwomen.
ReplyDeleteHeyoooo! I heard that. Dogwomen be demandin and sh1t asking for dog d1ck i be like damn b1tch yo dog azz aint up fo my damn flimmy it sho not be dog azz cuz she be like shhiiiidammmmmmm!!!! Am i right brother haints?
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