Strange Sightings of Bigfoot Swimming
On rare occasions, people report sightings of bigfoot creatures swimming. There are storie of it all over the United States even though they are rare.
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Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Bigfoot doesn't exist.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? Prove it!
DeleteBigfoot exists, it's just totally different than what folks think it is. These kind of reports attest to that.
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You know, the physician's assistant Squat has several pictures of bigfoot swimming. He also has several photographs of mermaids. They look like blurry shrubs or garden rocks but he has the kaboom, proof....poopy-poopy-poob. Blama-lama-ding-dong!
ReplyDeleteSasquatches must be able to swim short distances; otherwise, they couldn't get to and from Vancouver Island where they are often heard and periodically seen.
ReplyDeleteSquatches must also be able to swim very long distances to get to some of the places in which they are claimed to be seen...Australia, Great Britain, Japan. How is it possible ?
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