A group of Alaskan hunters have the fright of their lives when a bigfoot tries to break into the lodge they are bunking down in for the night. This is the story:
I'm sorry but that illustration does look like a bigfoot with his dick in a glory hole.
Better take it down. Someone might perceive a micro-aggression and need to retreat to their safe space to avoid being triggered and getting traumatic stress.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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DeleteWow !!
Bear.
ReplyDeleteInteresting report - I have no doubt it is authentic and accurate.
ReplyDeleteUrsine.
ReplyDeleteProbably a narwhal. or a snallygaster.
ReplyDelete^ Bingo, nailed it !
DeleteNo, that is clearly a bandicoot. Was this filmed in North Dakota?
DeleteIt was obviously an aardvark.
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DeleteBovine.
ReplyDeleteSmells more like Urine.
DeleteThat looks like a bloke making a deposit at the glory hole
ReplyDelete^ Caution... Soul(riight)Eater!!!!!
DeleteIt's nice to see brief belches of smoke from the peanut gallery.
ReplyDeleteNever say die! Stop whatever it is they're trying to do to us!
Some of us are gasping for a snifter of it.
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I'm sorry but that illustration does look like a bigfoot with his dick in a glory hole.
ReplyDeleteBetter take it down. Someone might perceive a micro-aggression and need to retreat to their safe space to avoid being triggered and getting traumatic stress.
yea it does...lol.
DeleteYeah actually it kinda does.
DeleteI thought it looked more as if he is the "acceptor" rather than the "giver" of bottomly delights.
DeleteBS bigfoot story!
ReplyDeleteAn actual bigfoot could easily destroy a shelter like this.