Didn't watch the video of course but I have a thought anyway. When I was in the army, I dug more than a few foxholes. My number one takeaway was that it's hard freaking work. With the right tools. And they were only deep enough to sit on your ass without your head showing. I would think a hole big enough for a 8 foot tall guy with no tools ( except a stick?)might take two days? And he'd be too tired to nuke mac and cheese, let alone wrestle a deer. A mouse might be able to kick his ass at that point. The conclusion is unavoidable. Bigfoot needs a backhoe...
An afterthought.. If they could scrape up the dough for a rental backhoe, surely they'd have the intelligence to realize Pizza Hut delivers. Thus negating the need for a deer ambushing, pain in the ass to dig foxhole. And with that, no need for a backhoe. And then the layoffs begin. Then the local grocery stores go belly up. The hardware store is next. The barber shop.. All because Sasquatch is a selfish moron. And a known Hillary supporter....
Modern humans, at some point, became so incredibly disconnected from nature that we literally cannot see what we cannot conceive. Everything a modern human perceives is a construct made of sensory inputs interpreted through a belief system that only allows for what the individual can imagine. If a person cannot conceive of an 8 foot archaic human right in front of them they will not see the 8 foot archaic human right in front of them. It is a perceptive form of blindness, a result of thousands of years of non-Darwinian evolution where the most amicable survive. Meanwhile bigfoot has been subject to classical Darwinian evolution where the fittest survive.
The result is that we are individually stupid but collectively smart. They are individually smart but collectively stupid.
Collectively we can send people to the moon. Individually we can not feed or shelter ourselves in the forest.
Individually they can feed and shelter themselves in the wild. Collectively they have not mastered fire.
Bigfoot is a indicator, an indicator of the profoundly limited imagination of modern humans. The failure to see the parallel human species living next to us is going to define us. We are going to be the species that "killed everything but saw nothing". We'll be remembered not for our intelligence but for our stupidity.
When we are long gone they will still be here if there is any wilderness left intact. Its comforting.
On the contrary my good fellow. Bigfoot is an indicator of the profoundly unlimited imagination of human beings. We WANT to believe therefore it does exist...in our minds. Bigfoot will exist eternal - as long as there are people peering into the darkness and wondering what is out there.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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DeleteMy hole is reserved for you luv !
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Didn't watch the video of course but I have a thought anyway. When I was in the army, I dug more than a few foxholes. My number one takeaway was that it's hard freaking work. With the right tools. And they were only deep enough to sit on your ass without your head showing. I would think a hole big enough for a 8 foot tall guy with no tools ( except a stick?)might take two days? And he'd be too tired to nuke mac and cheese, let alone wrestle a deer. A mouse might be able to kick his ass at that point. The conclusion is unavoidable. Bigfoot needs a backhoe...
ReplyDeleteThey are mighty and have hands and tails a lot like squirrels , those are not squirrels
DeleteAn afterthought.. If they could scrape up the dough for a rental backhoe, surely they'd have the intelligence to realize Pizza Hut delivers. Thus negating the need for a deer ambushing, pain in the ass to dig foxhole. And with that, no need for a backhoe. And then the layoffs begin. Then the local grocery stores go belly up. The hardware store is next. The barber shop.. All because Sasquatch is a selfish moron. And a known Hillary supporter....
DeleteApes and monkeys do not live in holes or use them to ambush prey. It's unlikely that bigfoot do.
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DeleteModern humans, at some point, became so incredibly disconnected from nature that we literally cannot see what we cannot conceive. Everything a modern human perceives is a construct made of sensory inputs interpreted through a belief system that only allows for what the individual can imagine. If a person cannot conceive of an 8 foot archaic human right in front of them they will not see the 8 foot archaic human right in front of them. It is a perceptive form of blindness, a result of thousands of years of non-Darwinian evolution where the most amicable survive. Meanwhile bigfoot has been subject to classical Darwinian evolution where the fittest survive.
The result is that we are individually stupid but collectively smart. They are individually smart but collectively stupid.
Collectively we can send people to the moon. Individually we can not feed or shelter ourselves in the forest.
Individually they can feed and shelter themselves in the wild. Collectively they have not mastered fire.
Bigfoot is a indicator, an indicator of the profoundly limited imagination of modern humans. The failure to see the parallel human species living next to us is going to define us. We are going to be the species that "killed everything but saw nothing". We'll be remembered not for our intelligence but for our stupidity.
When we are long gone they will still be here if there is any wilderness left intact. Its comforting.
On the contrary my good fellow. Bigfoot is an indicator of the profoundly unlimited imagination of human beings. We WANT to believe therefore it does exist...in our minds. Bigfoot will exist eternal - as long as there are people peering into the darkness and wondering what is out there.
DeleteWhy, collectively, can we put s man on the moon, but seem unable to prove Bigfoot exists?
DeleteWhy, collectively, can we put s man on the moon, but seem unable to prove Bigfoot exists?
DeleteDonald- you put the loon in lunar
DeleteBigfoot exists whether you agree or disagree and i don't know why you lose sleep over that issue
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You are funnier Joe when you proposition other men for sodomy. Putting forth good arguments, not so much mate.
Deletego back to your ISF lala land fool
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That's right Don - we don't cotton to anyone making sense around here.
Deletethey do ! and they cover themselves with blue bags
ReplyDeleteThank you, thank you
ReplyDeleteSeems like bigfoot does everything.
ReplyDeleteSince bigfoot are Hss exactly like your next door neighbor,,,,,,Isn't that convenient???
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DeleteNo, no they do not!
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