Sunday, August 14, 2016

Do Bigfoot Hide In Holes?


Bigfoot enthusiast Bono Russell discusses his theory that bigfoot use holes and similar spots to hide and ambush prey.


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    1. Would anyone like to hide in fake Joes hole because he's bound to ask xx

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    2. My hole is reserved for you luv !

      Joe

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    3. Lol i'm not hiding in there i might not ever get out xx

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    4. So that's why Rictor carries that light sabre!!!

      Ha ha ha

      Hey PIB.

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    5. No one cares what you have ta say "Troll Asskisser!

      AC collins

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  2. Didn't watch the video of course but I have a thought anyway. When I was in the army, I dug more than a few foxholes. My number one takeaway was that it's hard freaking work. With the right tools. And they were only deep enough to sit on your ass without your head showing. I would think a hole big enough for a 8 foot tall guy with no tools ( except a stick?)might take two days? And he'd be too tired to nuke mac and cheese, let alone wrestle a deer. A mouse might be able to kick his ass at that point. The conclusion is unavoidable. Bigfoot needs a backhoe...

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    1. #1 In Bigfoot Crapturd research-(Not really a Dr )SquatchSunday, August 14, 2016 at 3:13:00 PM PDT

      They are mighty and have hands and tails a lot like squirrels , those are not squirrels

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    2. An afterthought.. If they could scrape up the dough for a rental backhoe, surely they'd have the intelligence to realize Pizza Hut delivers. Thus negating the need for a deer ambushing, pain in the ass to dig foxhole. And with that, no need for a backhoe. And then the layoffs begin. Then the local grocery stores go belly up. The hardware store is next. The barber shop.. All because Sasquatch is a selfish moron. And a known Hillary supporter....

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  3. Apes and monkeys do not live in holes or use them to ambush prey. It's unlikely that bigfoot do.

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    1. lol

      Modern humans, at some point, became so incredibly disconnected from nature that we literally cannot see what we cannot conceive. Everything a modern human perceives is a construct made of sensory inputs interpreted through a belief system that only allows for what the individual can imagine. If a person cannot conceive of an 8 foot archaic human right in front of them they will not see the 8 foot archaic human right in front of them. It is a perceptive form of blindness, a result of thousands of years of non-Darwinian evolution where the most amicable survive. Meanwhile bigfoot has been subject to classical Darwinian evolution where the fittest survive.

      The result is that we are individually stupid but collectively smart. They are individually smart but collectively stupid.

      Collectively we can send people to the moon. Individually we can not feed or shelter ourselves in the forest.

      Individually they can feed and shelter themselves in the wild. Collectively they have not mastered fire.

      Bigfoot is a indicator, an indicator of the profoundly limited imagination of modern humans. The failure to see the parallel human species living next to us is going to define us. We are going to be the species that "killed everything but saw nothing". We'll be remembered not for our intelligence but for our stupidity.

      When we are long gone they will still be here if there is any wilderness left intact. Its comforting.

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    2. On the contrary my good fellow. Bigfoot is an indicator of the profoundly unlimited imagination of human beings. We WANT to believe therefore it does exist...in our minds. Bigfoot will exist eternal - as long as there are people peering into the darkness and wondering what is out there.

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    3. Why, collectively, can we put s man on the moon, but seem unable to prove Bigfoot exists?

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    4. Why, collectively, can we put s man on the moon, but seem unable to prove Bigfoot exists?

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    5. Donald- you put the loon in lunar
      Bigfoot exists whether you agree or disagree and i don't know why you lose sleep over that issue
      wanker

      Joe

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    6. You are funnier Joe when you proposition other men for sodomy. Putting forth good arguments, not so much mate.

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    7. go back to your ISF lala land fool

      Joe

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    8. That's right Don - we don't cotton to anyone making sense around here.

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  4. they do ! and they cover themselves with blue bags

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  5. #1 In Bigfoot Crapturd research-(Not really a Dr )SquatchSunday, August 14, 2016 at 3:35:00 PM PDT

    Thank you, thank you

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  6. Seems like bigfoot does everything.

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    1. Since bigfoot are Hss exactly like your next door neighbor,,,,,,Isn't that convenient???

      Gaw faw Gaw faw.

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