Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Oh yes there is!!!
ReplyDeleteYes, there are Bigfoot in Utah, but not many. Estimates give a Utah sasquatch population of less than 10 in the entire state.
ReplyDeleteOk that is hilarious.
DeleteMy friend, if there is one there are hundreds upon hundreds.
In 2012, field biologists estimated the Utah sasquatch population using the same method employed to estimate wild gorilla populations in Africa, by counting nesting sites. Based on this methodology, the biologists gave a conservative estimate of 5-8 sasquatches in the entire state of Utah. Hopefully that number has risen since 2012.
DeleteSo you're saying there isn't even one.
DeleteBecause if there were hundreds someone would have caught one by now.
Do you know how ******* crazy you come across, putting words in people's mouths to that perverse level?
DeleteIf you only knew who you are talking to…
DeleteWhat exactly makes an area "squatchy" or not?
ReplyDeleteIt can't mean that bigfoot can be found there, because nobody has ever provably found bigfoot anywhere. Sure people have claimed to have seen bigfoot, but people have claimed to have seen bigfoot in Central Park too. does that mean Central Park is "squatchy"? What about Madison Square?
Maybe "squatchy" means conducive to hoaxing.
No Bigfoot, but one hell of a lot of Mormons. That's moron but with an extra 'm'.
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