Researcher Loses His Pants In Bigfoot Territory
Robert Dodson is known for thinking outside of the box, and one of his recent ideas was to leave out some clothing in his research area. To his surprise, the pants go missing.
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Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
I've lost my pants scads of times !
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Lol you've lost your marbles fake Joe xx
DeleteHas Robert tried leaving his toupee in a tree? A Sasquatch might be just curious enough to investigate.
ReplyDeleteWell.......it might work.
Did that just happen?
ReplyDeleteI'll say this for Dodson: he'll never find bigfoot, but he always manages to find a new low in bigfoot "research". That's an accomplishment of sorts.
I wonder how he'll manage to "top" this.
Well, he could say he saw Bigfoot come thru a portal....oh wait!
DeleteHe could say Bigfoot leaves blue bags as markers....oh wait!
He could say he has a picture of Bigfoot underwater....oh wait!
Well, there's always the toupee.....
People can "say" whatever they want...I have PROOF!
DeleteNever get out of the boat.
ReplyDeleteNo tengo pantalones.
ReplyDeleteIf a Bigfoot rips all of the clothes off of a woman bigfoot researcher, can the bigfoot be prosecuted if it's caught? If sasquatches are found to be more human than ape, can they be prosecuted?
ReplyDeleteNo.
DeleteSasquatch is subject only to jungle law which allows for the defrocking and ravishing of random women campers.
Didn't you see that issue of the National Enquirer that interviewed a woman who said she was abducted? Do try to keep up with current affairs.
The title of this post had me laughing!
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