Researcher Loses His Pants In Bigfoot Territory
Robert Dodson is known for thinking outside of the box, and one of his recent ideas was to leave out some clothing in his research area. To his surprise, the pants go missing.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
I've lost my pants scads of times !
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Lol you've lost your marbles fake Joe xx
DeleteHas Robert tried leaving his toupee in a tree? A Sasquatch might be just curious enough to investigate.
ReplyDeleteWell.......it might work.
Did that just happen?
ReplyDeleteI'll say this for Dodson: he'll never find bigfoot, but he always manages to find a new low in bigfoot "research". That's an accomplishment of sorts.
I wonder how he'll manage to "top" this.
Well, he could say he saw Bigfoot come thru a portal....oh wait!
DeleteHe could say Bigfoot leaves blue bags as markers....oh wait!
He could say he has a picture of Bigfoot underwater....oh wait!
Well, there's always the toupee.....
People can "say" whatever they want...I have PROOF!
DeleteNever get out of the boat.
ReplyDeleteNo tengo pantalones.
ReplyDeleteIf a Bigfoot rips all of the clothes off of a woman bigfoot researcher, can the bigfoot be prosecuted if it's caught? If sasquatches are found to be more human than ape, can they be prosecuted?
ReplyDeleteNo.
DeleteSasquatch is subject only to jungle law which allows for the defrocking and ravishing of random women campers.
Didn't you see that issue of the National Enquirer that interviewed a woman who said she was abducted? Do try to keep up with current affairs.
The title of this post had me laughing!
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