Wednesday, June 8, 2016

The Proctor Valley Monster


From the youtube channel of Sasquatch Central:

What is the true story behind the Proctor Valley Monster?


22 comments:

  1. I'd fancy a proctologist shove a monster in my valley !

    Joe

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      Hi Resume pretending to be Joe.

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    2. The BFF admins should try to figure out Resume's sock on the BFF and ban him.

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    3. The moderators should do something about the smut Joe spews !

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    4. Sorry footer, maybe I should ease up in making you like a buffoon. You could come join us at ISF if you'd like -- footers are welcome there!

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    5. Hi Resume. Do you lash out at your fellow footers because you've been cuckolded by your wife ?

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    6. If you ever met my wife, you'd understand that I'm thankful for being "cuckolded" as you call it. Anyway, what does that have to do with bigfoot?

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    7. Hi Resume. Do you pretend to be a skeptic because your own sighting wasn't believed ?

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    8. Well, after my sighting, I told my friends and colleagues about it and they all bitterly laughed at me! I thought about the experience and I concluded that I likely saw a bear and not bigfoot. When I made this admission, my friends accepting me back and I now see it as my duty to convince other witnesses that they are mistaken. If you'd like to know more, we can continue the discussion at ISF.

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    9. Bless you Resume - your doing the Lord's work.

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    10. @ Resume
      Granted you're a low character, simpleton who's not playing with a full deck. I mean come on, you're one of about ten adults on the whole planet who's obsessed with Bigfoot while simultaneously claiming to be a skeptic. By that I mean you spend what ? 10-15 hours a day insulting your fellow footers on the ISF, socking on the BFF and posting vile things here while also pretending to be Joe and Iktomi.
      Can you see why any objective person would consider you and some of the other 10 mouth breathers in your little sub culture mentally ill rather than skeptics ?

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    11. Admittedly, I used to sock puppet on the BFF in the old days (pretty much everyone did), but they've cracked down on it, so even if I wanted to sock puppet there, I couldn't.

      Regarding the rest of your points, I can understand how you might view it that way friend, but I see the bigfoot phenomenon as part of a dangerous societal trend that is setting legitimate science back.

      By spending so much time posting skeptical commentary about bigfoot, I'm really doing society a great service by protecting the integrity of the scientific method!

      Anyway, no hard feelings against you friend and, as I mentioned earlier, I'd enjoy discussing the topic with you in greater depth at ISF.

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    12. I have something that you might fancy exploring in greater depth mate !

      Joe

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    13. @Resume
      Well if that is really you, thanks for the civil reponse.

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    14. @Resume
      But I'll add to my 9:21 comment that I still think you're nuts, in fact I'm convinced of it.

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    15. Joe at 8:55 couldn't resist slipping in one of his vile remarks again. This guy s getting ridiculous!

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  2. ^hi asswipe pretending to matter

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  3. If you want to see a real Squatch Hunter,check out my bud Shealy. Lived near there; went to the places he suggested; didn't see Squatch.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqNAqsJSJN0

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  4. In 1999, Dr. Birddoo was asked to examine Joe Iktomi's anus in his offices in San Pedro, California. Dr. Birdoo is a famous proctologist who has frequently inserted objects up the arse of Bigfoot believers.

    Dr. Birdoo has testified under oath that a small colony of Sasquatches exited Iktomi Joe's corn hole and then disappeared through a portal. According to my sources, Dr. Birdoo subsequently returned to his native town of Amritser, India and has not been heard from since.

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    1. Hey We get it! you're like AC collins .... only smarter!!

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