Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Do black and white Squatches have to use separate portals and eat from "separate but equal" dumpsters?
ReplyDeleteNo! Of course not! But the black bigfoot are much better dancers.
ReplyDeleteThey also sell better quality crack in between pimping.
DeleteI have seen a blue squatch with stripes down its back and once even a transgender squatch.
ReplyDeleteI knew by the plaid lumberjack shirt she wore.
Ha - that's nothing. I seen drone footage of a Sasquatch running into woods up in Idaho and ............ oh wait!
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