Bigfoot Or Bear Track? Can You Tell The Difference?

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From the Squatch Master: 

Do you really want to see Bigfoot? Would you know a Bigfoot if you saw one? Many of you would say.."Yeah, I know what a Bigfoot looks like, I seen him. Looks like Patty in the P/G Film". Fact is the individual called Bigfoot is not at all like that. There is no glamor to Bigfoot at all. The glamor of Bigfoot is strictly made up to catch the attention of the public so as to sell a product. Whether it's selling beef jerky or promoting Bigfoot Conferences or some other product like TV show it's all made up to sell that product.

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  1. AnonymousWednesday, June 15, 2016 at 2:01:00 PM PDT

    "Joe, I see you've been proclaiming some sort of "victory over Andy White" on your Bigfoot forum. I'm not sure if there was some sort of question you expected me to answer? Frankly your ideas sound like a bunch of nonsense to me, and not really worth responding to. If you have something to say to me, please say it where I'll actually be sure to see it. Otherwise what's the point?" Andy White PHD

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, June 15, 2016 at 3:15:00 PM PDT

      Its probably one of the biggest obliterations in the long history of footers getting obliterated. Congrats joe you won something at least!

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, June 15, 2016 at 3:19:00 PM PDT

      Pwned like mulder in the dark

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, June 15, 2016 at 3:20:00 PM PDT

      Pwned like FB/FB at an empty movie premiere

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, June 15, 2016 at 3:33:00 PM PDT

      Pwned like joe with a bigfoot files bet

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  2. AnonymousWednesday, June 15, 2016 at 3:48:00 PM PDT

    You beasts,I've just left another gifting basket (#343!) filled with frankincense and myrrh. She's only about 6'8", 15 stone but she has the most amazing thigh gap. Even though she smells like Chernobyl I'm working it up to go in and have a prod. They do seem to communicate through a series of queefs and farts that is actually quite melodic.

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