A thirteen year old girl has a run in with a creature she will never forget while out rollerblading. Check out this creepy story from the Fortean Slip youtube channel:
The ISF is like a cult. Your skepticism is judged by who questions who. If this Bushpilot character claims to have flown on the space shuttle next week and you don't question it, you're considered a good skeptic. If you question his claim in the least bit you're considered a bad skeptic or a nuisance. They don't want anyone to upset the herd.
Has anyone else noticed that after Joe receives an unusually harsh beating, such as the one dmaker and the trolls gave him yesterday, that he tends to take a day or 2 off this site. He still uses other accounts, but he typically lays off his lktomi account for a day or 2. Its as if he has to recover from getting pounded so hard. And boy oh boy did dmaker and the trolls give him a pounding yesterday. It was a bloodbath!
You have us ISF losers figured out. We must group together somewhere because we dont fit in anywhere else. Plus most of us are so hideous that we are single and sexually frustrated.
^ Yeah it`s a tough life huh ? ... but a wank usually takes care of things ... none of that false and phoney "cuddling" up afterwards that the schmucks go in for when what they really wanna do is take care of things with a wank anyway.
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Dogman? Is that one of joes 100% modern human relic hominids too?
ReplyDeleteQuote - "It was down on all fours with its rear facing towards me" ...
ReplyDeleteWas it Joe ?
Ha haha hahahaha hahahahahahaha
^^ this idiot says and I quote " I have to give it to you "
DeleteGot Joe on his mind all the time
I`ve been giving it to you for so long now...a hard and fast truth you just can`t handle without breaking down...again.
DeleteHa haha hahahahahahahah
^^ retarded
Delete^ likes it backwards
DeleteWho doesn't like it backwards mate ?
DeleteJoe
Crimes against Humanity...UK Canada Vatican
Deletehttps://youtu.be/O3_hp3Dg260
The Queen - GUILTY and ARREST WARRANT issued -
Deletehttp://nexusilluminati.blogspot.co.uk/2016/02/queen-elizabeth-found-guilty-in-missing.html
Dawgman eats U fer shure
DeleteMy GOD THIS BLOG SUCKS!
ReplyDelete^ you`ve seen nothing until you`ve seen Joetomi suck on a long lollipop .
Delete^ This is 8:06. I've just read all the garbage I post here. I'm so embarrassed.
Delete^ lame Joe,really lame.
DeleteDo you rollerblade Joe?
ReplyDeletewith his rear facing me.....
ReplyDeleteFill In the Blanks ^
It blew diarrhea all over your face!!! Yes I knew good things would happen today!
Delete^ hahahahahaa hahahahahahaa
DeleteMatt K. doesn't know his ass from a dogman
ReplyDeletet's funny how the ISF mouth breathers don't realize that the poster over there named "EXFooter" is Alaskabushpilot...lol
ReplyDeleteThe ISF is like a cult. Your skepticism is judged by who questions who. If this Bushpilot character claims to have flown on the space shuttle next week and you don't question it, you're considered a good skeptic. If you question his claim in the least bit you're considered a bad skeptic or a nuisance. They don't want anyone to upset the herd.
DeleteDWA you are boring.
Delete^
DeleteHi ISF'er. Why are there so many pathological liars in your tiny little sub culture ?
Saying bigfoot doesnt exist is not lying. Its a reasonable statement to make.
Delete^
DeleteI know, you're embarrassed and should be.
Got exposed area x tax scam pretending to conserve land for non existant creatures?
ReplyDeleteWhy in hell is this blog not moderated?
ReplyDeleteSomebody please explain.
Because it's a mecca for freaks and weirdos and the more who show up, the greater the ad revenue for the blog owner.
Deletekeep trying Joe. The mods dont care about you
DeleteIf I complain enough, something will be done eventually. The squeaky wheel gets the grease mate!
DeleteJoe
How bout the complaint Joe? Is it in? Is it a big complaint?
DeleteI'd rather concentrate on something else big, if you know what I'm talking about mate !
DeleteJoe
10:46 here. Sometimes I like to eat boogers. dont tell k?
DeleteI have to give it to Joe, he is the only footer in history whose first name has become a trending verb.
ReplyDeleteFor instance:
"If you want my body and you think im sex, come on baby let me Joerg"
"It's okay to Joerg on a lolly pop"
"I want to modge podge all over you and then Joerg the ashes"
"There is nothing like a good Joerging early in the morning"
"If you Joerg i will catch you, i'll be waiting. Time after time"
"Joerg the duchy on the left hand side"
"Joerg your teeth and make sure to joerg a good glass of lemonade"
"I once Joerged a small japanese child named tokyo sal"
^^ straight up pedo
DeleteThis site promotes such activity obviously
Don't worry mate, I have sent dozens of emails to the site administrator about the issue and I've been assured that action will be taken soon.
DeleteJoe
Most of these posts are probably written by a ISF footer named William Parcher. I don't think he's has anything else in life.
DeleteBigfoot is just a fantasy
DeleteCan you live this fantasy life?
Tokyo Sal, you say? I actually joerged him too when i was in japan a few years ago.
DeleteDoes William Parcher have a nice arse?
DeleteJoe
10:38
DeleteSee how far that gets you...you silly little immature boy.
We`ll be here every day just to make sure you`re well educated.
Has anyone else noticed that after Joe receives an unusually harsh beating, such as the one dmaker and the trolls gave him yesterday, that he tends to take a day or 2 off this site. He still uses other accounts, but he typically lays off his lktomi account for a day or 2. Its as if he has to recover from getting pounded so hard. And boy oh boy did dmaker and the trolls give him a pounding yesterday. It was a bloodbath!
ReplyDelete^
DeleteHi ISF'er. Why are there so many pathological liars in your tiny little sub culture ?
You have us ISF losers figured out. We must group together somewhere because we dont fit in anywhere else. Plus most of us are so hideous that we are single and sexually frustrated.
Delete^ Yeah it`s a tough life huh ? ... but a wank usually takes care of things ... none of that false and phoney "cuddling" up afterwards that the schmucks go in for when what they really wanna do is take care of things with a wank anyway.
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