Friday, April 1, 2016

Oy Vey! It's Vardit The Bigfoot Yenta!


I have no idea who she is, or where she came from, but there's a new face in the bigfoot community. Well, an old face, but new. Vardit, the bigfoot yenta is what you might expect if you crossed New York with the Golden Girls and cryptozoology. Personally, I think it's fantastic.

Vardit, the Bigfoot Yenta, is here and the paranormal world has just gotten better! With her advice, Sasquatch just might be found after all. Today Vardit gives advice to "Something on the Hill" and a Bigfoot named "Indigo" who is desperate for Vardit's guidance.

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    1. Hey i`m FIRS%T agaiiiiin and i`m a winner !


      oh i feel so happy

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  2. Dear Vardit,

    How many tens of millions of Christians were murdered by the Soviet Union and why has Hollywood never made a movie about it?

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    1. Dear Idiot

      you are otnay ootay ightbray

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    2. similar to the reason they`ve not made a movie about the hundreds of thousands of germans that died while in captivity after the war or made a movie about guantanamo bay

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    3. Dear 1:11

      hyway oday ouyay atehay onnay ewsjay?

      Why do you hate blacks, italians, irish, asians, hispanics and other non-Jews?

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  3. I was wrong; this blog can suck more.

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    1. I fear we have yet to fathom the true depths of suck.

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