Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Oklahoma Bigfooters Applying Some Serious Science


This is an article published last fall about some bigfoot research taking place in Oklahoma. If you aren't aware, some big things are happening in the Sooner State when it comes to trying to solve the mystery. Check it out:

It’s shortly before midnight on a foggy fall evening in 1988. My mother is driving us through the backcountry roads of Newalla. I am dozing in the back seat, when suddenly I lurch forward as my mother slams on her brakes, screaming wildly. Being a supportive daughter, I start in with my own bloodcurdling shrieks. Then, as abruptly as she began, my mother goes silent and calmly resumes driving. When I can open my mouth without my heart jumping out, I demand to know what’s going on.

“Oh nothing, baby,” my mom says, serenity personified. “It was just a bigfoot that ran across the road.”

Like many Oklahomans, I have grown up with tales of the creature. In southeastern Oklahoma, he is known as the Boggy Bottom Monster. Others call him bigfoot, sasquatch, hairy man, even the North American wood ape.

Recently, the North American Wood Ape Conservancy, a nonprofit organization of scientists, naturalists and investigators, published a comprehensive 230-page report on their findings from a long-term research study conducted regarding mysterious primate activity in Oklahoma’s Ouachita Mountains. While definitive results from photograph and lab analysis failed, the research group documented thousands of incidents, including rock hurling, knocking on wood and various unusual vocalizations, of which the group obtained several audio clips.

For the full article. click here.

28 comments:

  1. Iktomi got crushed yesterday. Badly.

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    1. ^ The only thing crushed was your empty scrotal sack.

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    2. Joe you are a tosser, lad.

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    3. Did I miss something? I think 12:11 means quantity of comments, not quality. "Bigfoot" still hasn't been debunked.

      (Someone probably should sit him down and explain)

      I saw a lot of emotional ramblings yesterday... Not much else.

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    4. 2;10

      You seem to have missed the most obvious point of the exercise as always.

      Bigfoot isn`t anything more than a story...a story that has you scared of the dark .. but even more afraid of the light.

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    5. Yeah, he's your daily reminder that if "Bigfoot" was merely a story... There's wouldn't be any scientific evidence for it. I would call you a hypocrite for missing what's obviously posted at you daily, but I just think you don't have the capacity to understand it, if anything else.

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    6. Please take a couple days off from the keyboard for your own health

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    7. Yes... I'm sure you would like that so you can be free to pursue your hate campaign. Sorry kid, you haven't been around here long, have you?

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    8. Iktomi has to defend his kingdom.

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    9. Iktomi on patrol .

      With no control.

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    10. LOL "Bigfoot has never been debunked." No, not much. LOL

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  2. This blogs sucks more and more each day.

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    1. ^ slurp slurp slurrrrrrrrrrrp dribble shhhlurrrrrk droooople sluuuuuuurrrrrrppppppp !

      There now - didn`t that feel gooooood ?

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  3. So the "serious science" failed to prove anything, just leaving stories.

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    1. Um... Nope... The serious science points to an as of yet unclassified bipedal primate leaving its sign on the environment.

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    2. HAHAH trickster iktomi spreading misinformation

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    3. 8:48... Don't pretend like you have any idea what I'm talking about.

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  4. the queen and the missing children ...

    ARREST WARRANT authorised by COURT in BRUSSELS.

    https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=the+queen+and+the+missing+children&newwindow=1&source=lnms&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiB7IG7k6_MAhUkCcAKHTiFA0AQ_AUIBygB&biw=1024&bih=475

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    1. https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=the+queen+and+the+missing+children&newwindow=1&biw=1024&bih=475&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi-2OXGm6_MAhUlKcAKHQmRAjMQ_AUIBigA&dpr=1

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    2. In 2012 Harry Wilson, the first eyewitness to go public with his discovery of a dead adolescent, died of mysterious causes. He sustained massive head and brain injuries from an undisclosed cause. http://itccs.org/tag/rev-kevin-annett/page/7/

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    3. How long is your "Harry Wilson" mate ?

      Joe

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  5. "the research group documented thousands of incidents, including rock hurling, knocking on wood and various unusual vocalizations, of which the group obtained several audio clips."

    That's not serious science. That's just stories.

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    1. Lucky there's serious science behind such stories, eh?

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    2. ^ Sykes does "serious" science and his results are well known.

      What did he say again Joe ?

      hahaha

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  6. If there were serious science behind the stories they'd publish the science not the stories.

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