Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Man Talks About Bigfoot Being Just 15 Feet Away


Youtuber Survivor Lewis posted the following testimony of a bigfoot encounter he had where the creature walked within 15 feet of him in the darkness.


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  1. I love all these nickname and aka used by Youtubers and others bigfooters.

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    1. Palomar mountain did this guy say?

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    2. Why is the guy were pajamas issued by an insane asylum?

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  2. I would like some of the experts here to listen to this video an tell me what you think. He is talking about Lake Henshaw and Palomar Mountain in Southern California. Look up the area in Google Maps if you are not familiar with the area.

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  3. Jesus Christ that's terrifying. Clearly the 'foot must have opened a portal from the demonic squatch world because it was hoping to entrap him and drag him into a lifetime of mind-rape slavery. Have you ever been pulsed by a Squatch's mind wave attack? That will seriously mess with your head. I remember hiking through the Sequoia National Park when I stumbled upon a bigfoot. It stared at me with disgusted indifference; I felt the air crackle around me and tree branches and rocks began to fly back and forth wherever the 'foot looked. It was moving them with it's mind. Thankfully I had the thee things every footer needs: (1) a sturdy tinfoil hat (prevents the 'foot from scrambling your brain wave frequencies with mental electromagnetic pulse bursts), (2) blueberry bagels (sasquatches' favorite food), and (3) a maglite flashlight. The foot tried to zap me, but my tinfoil hat protected me. I tossed a blueberry bagel into the portal, and the foot, unable to resist the smell of fresh blueberries, blundered through the portal back into the squatch world. I then shined my flashlight on the portal, closing it. All in all a very eventful night.

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    1. 5:57 I'll break it down. Part 1:

      Jesus Christ that's terrifying.

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    2. Got anymore of those muffins?

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  4. Survivor Lewis appears to be going for the Fu Manchu look. Dude, keep working on the 'stache.

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  5. Man this feller neeeds to git a hold of AIMS TEAM weell put ol mr BIGFOOT in tha TRAP and put his MIND at EASE. Just make shur its us an not those LOW LIFE ROAG TEAM.

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