I would like some of the experts here to listen to this video an tell me what you think. He is talking about Lake Henshaw and Palomar Mountain in Southern California. Look up the area in Google Maps if you are not familiar with the area.
Jesus Christ that's terrifying. Clearly the 'foot must have opened a portal from the demonic squatch world because it was hoping to entrap him and drag him into a lifetime of mind-rape slavery. Have you ever been pulsed by a Squatch's mind wave attack? That will seriously mess with your head. I remember hiking through the Sequoia National Park when I stumbled upon a bigfoot. It stared at me with disgusted indifference; I felt the air crackle around me and tree branches and rocks began to fly back and forth wherever the 'foot looked. It was moving them with it's mind. Thankfully I had the thee things every footer needs: (1) a sturdy tinfoil hat (prevents the 'foot from scrambling your brain wave frequencies with mental electromagnetic pulse bursts), (2) blueberry bagels (sasquatches' favorite food), and (3) a maglite flashlight. The foot tried to zap me, but my tinfoil hat protected me. I tossed a blueberry bagel into the portal, and the foot, unable to resist the smell of fresh blueberries, blundered through the portal back into the squatch world. I then shined my flashlight on the portal, closing it. All in all a very eventful night.
Man this feller neeeds to git a hold of AIMS TEAM weell put ol mr BIGFOOT in tha TRAP and put his MIND at EASE. Just make shur its us an not those LOW LIFE ROAG TEAM.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
I love all these nickname and aka used by Youtubers and others bigfooters.
ReplyDeletePalomar mountain did this guy say?
DeleteWhy is the guy were pajamas issued by an insane asylum?
DeleteI would like some of the experts here to listen to this video an tell me what you think. He is talking about Lake Henshaw and Palomar Mountain in Southern California. Look up the area in Google Maps if you are not familiar with the area.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ that's terrifying. Clearly the 'foot must have opened a portal from the demonic squatch world because it was hoping to entrap him and drag him into a lifetime of mind-rape slavery. Have you ever been pulsed by a Squatch's mind wave attack? That will seriously mess with your head. I remember hiking through the Sequoia National Park when I stumbled upon a bigfoot. It stared at me with disgusted indifference; I felt the air crackle around me and tree branches and rocks began to fly back and forth wherever the 'foot looked. It was moving them with it's mind. Thankfully I had the thee things every footer needs: (1) a sturdy tinfoil hat (prevents the 'foot from scrambling your brain wave frequencies with mental electromagnetic pulse bursts), (2) blueberry bagels (sasquatches' favorite food), and (3) a maglite flashlight. The foot tried to zap me, but my tinfoil hat protected me. I tossed a blueberry bagel into the portal, and the foot, unable to resist the smell of fresh blueberries, blundered through the portal back into the squatch world. I then shined my flashlight on the portal, closing it. All in all a very eventful night.
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Delete5:57 I'll break it down. Part 1:
DeleteJesus Christ that's terrifying.
Got anymore of those muffins?
DeleteSurvivor Lewis appears to be going for the Fu Manchu look. Dude, keep working on the 'stache.
ReplyDeleteNext aka: Bigfut Manchu ?
DeleteMan this feller neeeds to git a hold of AIMS TEAM weell put ol mr BIGFOOT in tha TRAP and put his MIND at EASE. Just make shur its us an not those LOW LIFE ROAG TEAM.
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