Cranberry Ranch Workers Set Aggressive Bigfoot On Fire
The Rocky Mountain Sasquatch Organization shares a story about a group of cranberry farmers who had been terrorized by a bigfoot. One night the bigfoot tried to attack them and bust in through the door of their cabin. That's when they decided enough was enough, and lit the creature on fire.
Bullsh*t Mountain Sasquatch Organization
ReplyDeleteLook, chap, bigfoot have only been in North America for 1000s of years. Mountain lions weren't discovered until 2003. The first clear photograph of a bear was 2009. Deer hadn't even been documented until the mid 1970s. Bigfoot are much bigger than all those animals so its easier for them to hide. Realistically, I'd say we should be able to get a real photo of one by 2144 and we'll be able to actually capture one by the year 3000.
DeleteNot only that, but because they are 9 feet tall, 500 lbs, have bloodcurdlingly loud screams, CRACK!, SNAP!, SMASH! and BANG! on trees, hang out in people's backyards, and are in at least 20 US states and Canada, it is extremely hard to locate one.
DeleteTheir thunderous tree-knocking expertise and deafening screams keep their locations secret, day and night.
DeleteAnd the countless eyewitnesses only reduce the odds that they will be proven.
DeleteAn additional 9 more seasons of FINDING BIGFOOT should do trick and prove once and for all they are real.
DeleteI don't think I've ever heard a report of a Sasquatch just banging away on trees and screaming to give their location away? You ISF kooks must know something that everyone else doesn't... You're all just so, so clever see.
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DeleteKEEP UP THE GOOD WORK KELLY SHAW!!!
It's been a while since KELLY SHAW last proved that bigfoot exists. Should be any day now.
DeleteAre you referring to the times he discovers physical evidence? I wouldn't go that far but it's nice to read someone's enthusiasm as to what that implies.
DeleteI had a friend who was absolutely convinced that the existence of Bigfoot would be proven in his lifetime. That was 23 years ago. He's dead now by the way.
DeleteWith all due respect, they were still widely looking for a bipedal gorilla back then, they never had a chance.
DeleteI have a friend who doesn't for one second believe in "Bigfoot", but wouldn't need to reinforce his belief by coming to a blog like this every day of his life.
Herding cranberries must be tough work.
ReplyDeleteI thought cranberry farm would be the preferred term, but what do I know. Perhaps "ranch" makes a better story.
DeleteYou skeptics wouldn't last ten minutes in my Bigfoot research area. It's a greenbelt at least a mile from the nearest building. At midnight the joggers and dog walkers are long gone and it gets spooky!
ReplyDeleteIs it behind a Home Depot by chance?
Delete^ sleeps with the light on.
Delete^ doesn't sleep because s/he is obsessed with this blog.
DeleteI need some coffee.
DeleteCrantastic!!
ReplyDeleteAre you Dr. Squatch, lol?
ReplyDeleteThat's me... Dr. Blue Bags himself.
DeleteFIRE BAD!
ReplyDeleteBigfoots are smart. Do they know to stop, drop, and roll?
ReplyDeleteBigfoot forums blows, deactivated my account. Same old dillusional blowhards recycling same old crap over and over. Pee on them
ReplyDeleteI agree. My account was deactivated because I didn't comment enough. Super lame over there- not worth the trouble of fixing it.
DeleteThat's because a lot of Bigfoot Forum member's came over here.
DeleteI will miss sasfooty though, she was the entertainment.
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