Thursday, April 7, 2016

Cranberry Ranch Workers Set Aggressive Bigfoot On Fire


The Rocky Mountain Sasquatch Organization shares a story about a group of cranberry farmers who had been terrorized by a bigfoot. One night the bigfoot tried to attack them and bust in through the door of their cabin. That's when they decided enough was enough, and lit the creature on fire.


28 comments:

  1. Bullsh*t Mountain Sasquatch Organization

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    1. Look, chap, bigfoot have only been in North America for 1000s of years. Mountain lions weren't discovered until 2003. The first clear photograph of a bear was 2009. Deer hadn't even been documented until the mid 1970s. Bigfoot are much bigger than all those animals so its easier for them to hide. Realistically, I'd say we should be able to get a real photo of one by 2144 and we'll be able to actually capture one by the year 3000.

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    2. Not only that, but because they are 9 feet tall, 500 lbs, have bloodcurdlingly loud screams, CRACK!, SNAP!, SMASH! and BANG! on trees, hang out in people's backyards, and are in at least 20 US states and Canada, it is extremely hard to locate one.

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    3. Their thunderous tree-knocking expertise and deafening screams keep their locations secret, day and night.

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    4. And the countless eyewitnesses only reduce the odds that they will be proven.

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    5. An additional 9 more seasons of FINDING BIGFOOT should do trick and prove once and for all they are real.

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    6. I don't think I've ever heard a report of a Sasquatch just banging away on trees and screaming to give their location away? You ISF kooks must know something that everyone else doesn't... You're all just so, so clever see.

      http://www.texasbigfoot.net/images/bigfoot2.jpg
      http://www.texasbigfoot.net/images/bigfoot1.jpg
      http://www.texasbigfoot.net/images/bigfoot3.jpg

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    7. Oh... And...

      KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK KELLY SHAW!!!

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    8. It's been a while since KELLY SHAW last proved that bigfoot exists. Should be any day now.

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    9. Are you referring to the times he discovers physical evidence? I wouldn't go that far but it's nice to read someone's enthusiasm as to what that implies.

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    10. I had a friend who was absolutely convinced that the existence of Bigfoot would be proven in his lifetime. That was 23 years ago. He's dead now by the way.

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    11. With all due respect, they were still widely looking for a bipedal gorilla back then, they never had a chance.

      I have a friend who doesn't for one second believe in "Bigfoot", but wouldn't need to reinforce his belief by coming to a blog like this every day of his life.

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  2. Herding cranberries must be tough work.

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    1. I thought cranberry farm would be the preferred term, but what do I know. Perhaps "ranch" makes a better story.

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  3. You skeptics wouldn't last ten minutes in my Bigfoot research area. It's a greenbelt at least a mile from the nearest building. At midnight the joggers and dog walkers are long gone and it gets spooky!

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    1. Is it behind a Home Depot by chance?

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    2. ^ doesn't sleep because s/he is obsessed with this blog.

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    1. That's me... Dr. Blue Bags himself.

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  5. Bigfoots are smart. Do they know to stop, drop, and roll?

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  6. Bigfoot forums blows, deactivated my account. Same old dillusional blowhards recycling same old crap over and over. Pee on them

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    1. I agree. My account was deactivated because I didn't comment enough. Super lame over there- not worth the trouble of fixing it.

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    2. That's because a lot of Bigfoot Forum member's came over here.

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    3. I will miss sasfooty though, she was the entertainment.

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