Wednesday, March 30, 2016

This New Smartphone Could Be A Dangerous Bigfoot Weapon


Caterpillar, the company that makes huge construction equipment, like bulldozers and excavators, has decided to add a smartphone to their arsenal of construction products. What does this have to do with bigfoot? Well the phone is extra tough, can work underwater, and oh yeah, it comes standard with a FLIR thermal camera!

Caterpillar, known for their larger-than-life construction equipment, recently entered the tech sphere and quickly turned up the heat with their new smartphone. The new item, the rugged and rough S60 designed for engineers and construction workers, features technology previously reserved for law enforcement and military personnel. We’re talking thermal cameras. That’s right, Caterpillar has a fully integrated FLIR camera alongside its standard rear camera built into each smartphone allowing the user to see in total darkness. Such a feature, however, doesn’t come without its shortcomings; meaning this phone isn’t exactly skinny and sleek. With a hefty 3,800 mAh battery and a die cast steel frame inside, the Caterpillar S60 measures a little over half an inch in thickness.

Then again, it wouldn’t deserve the Caterpillar name if it wasn’t a durable machine. The S60 boasts Gorilla Glass on top of its housing which enables it to survive a five-and-a-half foot drop onto hard concrete. Also, additional settings let this beast function while submerged 6-and-a-half feet of water for almost an hour straight. Needless to say, you won’t have to worry about a little rain damage. Already a highly anticipated product, the S60 appears set for its launch around June of this year for the relatively reasonable price of $599.

For more photos of the new phone, click here.

21 comments:

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    1. ^ you`re the vegetable , tatty-boy

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    2. When vegetables start becoming insults, there's no surer sign of someone's creativity requiring a lift. We don't expect much else from the resident village idiot, I guess.

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    3. ^ oh .. i thought it wan`t an insult ?

      you have the mentality of a cabbage

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    4. ^ In denial again ... you insisted it was an insult.

      You idiot...as always.

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    5. I insisted it was being used as an insult, learn to read.

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  2. Three People Report ‘White Bigfoot’ in a Corn Field

    The car had bright lights on and were able to see this creature crossing the road and into the darkness beyond the fence. Both came home talking fast and looked scared. My younger cousin kept saying they had seen a monster.”

    According to Cary, the motorists described the animal as an 8-feet-tall “white hairy looking creature” walking on two legs. Its head, he added, was shaped like a cone.

    But, says Cary, that wouldn’t be the last time the white bipedal showed up.

    http://cryptozoologynews.com/three-people-report-white-bigfoot-in-a-corn-field-tennessee/

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  3. We need proof, not multicolor "predator vision" blobsquatch pictures.

    This is not a tool for bigfoot research.

    If you want a tool for bigfoot research, don't look for a phone. Look here:

    http://www.flir.com/hunting-outdoor/display/?id=62677

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    1. Yeah but it's pretty cool and I need it. Now to get somebody else to pay for it hmmmm

      MMC

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  4. There isn`t any point - it doesn`t exist outside the "dimension" of mental insanity.

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    1. Coming from someone who suffers from a plethora of emotional and psychological problems, there's nothing more audacious.

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    2. You are confused.This is the first post I made this morning.Try another troll.But I see you are living up to the analysis given above.

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    3. You just called yourself a troll;
      "If anonymity is one factor, psychological and emotional issues are another, according to Suler, who says many trolls likely have problems with depression, low self-esteem, and anger."
      http://edition.cnn.com/2013/07/11/world/internet-trolling/

      Poor guy. Hope you're ok soon.

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    4. Looks like a good phone. P.S. Keep up the good work Iktomi!

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    5. ^ eats deep fried dildos

      Joe

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    6. ^ Glad I missed that food truck!!

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