Friday, March 18, 2016

Hunter Empties Rifle Into Threatening Bigfoot


While it comes as a surprise to most people, stories of people shooting bigfoot are fairly common. According to some research there have been 35 reports of bigfoot being shot and killed, and those are just the ones that make the internet. This report comes from Johnson County, Arkansas, and took place in October of 2002.


35 comments:

  1. My, he sure noticed a lot of details in that short time he saw the creature. What a marvelous story, what an incredible event, what an amazing encounter ... and absolutely worthless as evidence.

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    1. ^ but it all adds to the flavor of your lifetime achievement award for being a loser !

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    2. - so says the guy with no evidence - no intelligence - no life! Probably believes in the Easter bunny as well because he was told it's real ... sad.

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    3. ^ so says the guy looking forward to his easter eggs with such excitement he can`t sleep ... sad.

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    4. 9:20... You are too stupid to understand the evidence which consists of tracks, hair samples, footage, audio, thermal... It's all readily viewable if you weren't as stupid as you are for spending every day of your life on a subject you find disagreeable.

      What a busy idiot... Keep praying, but don't expect to get any closer to your God.

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    5. 12:42, are you starting to have a meltdown? (Cringe!)

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    6. ^ oh here he is - the secret fart sniffer

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    7. Fart jokes. Yeah, they were funny in 1st grade.

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  2. Another bigfoot tall tale with zero evidence.

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    1. ^ Another blog comment from a person with low intelligence.

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    2. Here's some evidence;
      Scat;
      http://www.bigfootencounters.com/images/scat.htm
      Hair;
      http://www.texlaresearch.com/okhair4.jpg
      http://www.texlaresearch.com/okhairroot.jpg
      http://www.texlaresearch.com/unknown-chimp-bear.jpg
      Bones;
      http://sasquatchresearchers.org/forums/index.php?/topic/621-anthropologists-paper-on-the-lovelock-skull/
      Forensic physical evidence;
      http://woodape.org/index.php/about-bigfoot/articles/90-anatomy-and-dermatoglyphics-of-three-sasquatch-footprints
      Audio;
      http://www.sasquatchcanada.com/uploads/9/4/5/1/945132/kts_p182-186.pdf

      ... Nobody's expecting you to be able to understand it.

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    3. ^ says the guy looking for encrypted messages about Bigfoot from the government hidden in newspaper articles.

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    4. ^ says here in the Chronicle that you are a simpleton with a penchant for "mast urbation"

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    5. If you used just a little of that imagination dedicated to Bigfoot on humor instead, you'd be funny.

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    6. ^ paused mast-urbating

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  3. I emptied my rifle too. Squeezed out a couple massive rounds.

    Dr.of Something other

    Matthew Meldrum Ketchum Johnson Dyer XXV

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  4. I have a brother in law who bear hunts in the Ozark National Forest and have asked him if he's ever seen anything along the lines of bigfoot evidence. He says he hasn't. You'd think he'd seen a track or two by now because looking for prints is what leads him to the bears he's killed.

    Ozark National Forest covers a large area and even though he's hunted it quite a bit I doubt he's even scratched the surface of that place.

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    1. If he lives in the Ozarks he's an idiot. Case closed. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Stay away from the pubescent teens in your family.

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    2. Evidently he can read better than you. He hunts in the Ozarks, didn't say he lives there.

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    3. have you been to the Ozarks? Smart Ass. My education surpasses several towns there.

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    4. Well, we all can't be as smart as you.

      PS - Some people start a sentence with a capital letter.

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    1. But Bruce Roff doesn't ... but he's still an azzhole.

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    2. ^ oh pliss kindly sir

      stuff yo head up yo azz

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    3. What? Your posting anonymously?

      Why - you must be an azzhole!

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    4. ^ that Bruce guy is a proper arsehole of the British kind

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    5. ^ that 10:22 guy is a trailer park hick of the American kind.

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  6. You little boys who post anonymously are a bunch of immature douchebags

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    1. Yeah I agree - anonymous posters are the most annoying azz`oles

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  7. Anyone not posting their name, address, phone number, and bank account number here is a coward.

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