Sunday, March 27, 2016

Fort Lewis Soldier Shoots Bigfoot In Self Defense


Stories of bigfoot getting shot are more common than you would think. But if any of the stories and claims were true, there would be proof by now, right?

A soldier at Fort Lewis Army Base is tending to a broken down truck after a day of war games in the forest and is confronted by an aggressive bigfoot! The soldier then shoots the creature in self defense and that is when things get really strange for him on the base!

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  1. Hmmm...another shoot `em up story.

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    1. Bigfoot reads the Quran. Man we are all f.cked.

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    2. However watching bigfoot f.ck a goat shouting Alllaaaahhhhhhhh would be funny.

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  2. Strange report-and another testament to the military having a knowledge of something existing out there.

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    1. Islamic Bigfoots are more dangerous than fat women.

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  3. A quick google search and satellite photo later and it is easy to see how fake this is. Unless the magic monkey is now rent homes in the suburbs.

    http://www.nwha.org/directions/Ft%20Lewis%20WA/NWHA-FortLewisWAAFD2009.jpg

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    1. Heretic, we've had Bigfoot in Canada, USA, UK, Russia even Zana close to Georgia are you saying Bigfoot don't live also in Syria, Egypt, Turkey?

      You racist bastards, what gives you the f.cking right to claim oh, okay.

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    2. >> are you saying Bigfoot don't live also in Syria, Egypt, Turkey?

      Well I assume he does. After all The Big Fella seems to hide just fine from the American Army on their own home bases. It stands to reason that he would outwit any rebel fighter in the middle east.

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  4. Computer generated voice. Don't post, because they are annoying as hell to try and listen to, and I'm not doing it.

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