Thursday, January 21, 2016

Boat Captain May Have Discovered The Lair Of The Loch Ness Monster


A tour boat captain has discovered a previously unknown trench near the shores of Loch Ness. The trench goes down 900 feet deep, giving Nessie a nice place to hide out of the reach of investigators. This also opens the door to the possibility of other undiscovered trenches that could support a creature of that size, and keep them well hidden.

A tour boat captain on Loch Ness may have found a key to understanding why famed sea monster Nessie has proven to be such an elusive creature.

After spotting something anomalous beneath the waters of Loch Ness, Keith Stewart used advanced sonar equipment to discover a previously unknown trench that measures nearly 900 feet deep.

The find is significant because prior measurements of the Loch placed it at only 813 feet deep, meaning that there is far more space for Nessie to lurk beneath the surface of the water than heretofore believed.

Additionally, the trench was discovered near the shore of Loch Ness, where sonar searches had not been conducted before, suggesting that similar studies could reveal even deeper crevices yet to be found.

Some Nessie enthusiasts are already speculating that the newfound trench could be the creature's lair and that is why it is so rarely seen.

For the full article, click here.

23 comments:

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    1. All got trolled off!! AHHH HAHAHAHAHA!!

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    2. tell me joerg, tell me joerg, did you slip him the D
      Tell me joerg, tell me joerg did you enjoy my pee.

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    3. joe just got blown the F#ck out. I mean he got majorly blown the f@ck out

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    4. ^ wishful thinking....idiot!

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    5. MMC got a big face full of pee

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  2. 87 feet makes that much of a difference, seems odd to me

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    1. good morning joe. Hows the old whiz doing today?

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    2. AHHHH HAHAHAHA. Joe just got exposed and blown the f#ck out!

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    3. ^ still wishful thinking and still an idiot,

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    4. MMC just got blown the f#ck out!

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    5. Good morning Khat (Hansen)!

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  4. yup that 87feet is why a dinosaur has managed to evade modern equipment when people have searched it for the last 100years

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    1. I'm guessing you mean marine reptile, not dinosaur. The two are very distantly related, like calling a bat a giraffe. Common misconception, like flying "dinosaurs" which are actually pterosaurs....also very distantly related. Another problem is that marine reptiles had lungs, and needed to surface for air. There would need to be a viable breeding population, and the diet to support it, and the foods to support the prey animals. It's beyond unlikely.

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  5. there a UFO base at the bottom of the lake ...
    so the "Monster" is designed to keep humans out of the area so they can conduct their DNA collections and hybrids and cloning experiments

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    1. Zoiks! Straw men, straw men I win again, Rictor makes Bigfoot money

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