This Is The Squatchiest Cave I've Ever Seen!
Keith S., a member of the Rocky Mountain Sasquatch Hangout recently shared some amazing photographs from the Sierra Anchas wilderness. Is these photographs not the most breathtaking photographs ever? Could this cave belong to Bigfoot? Who knows. We don't care really. We just really love these photographs. Check it out:
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| Breaktaking! |
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| Squatchy! |
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| Something lives here |
'Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.'
ReplyDeleteWhat?
DeleteWANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 352, Wales, UK. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
Delete9:00... Are you an oxymoron?
DeleteOh! And not a "Squatchy" as the Lovelock cave!
DeleteThat sentence makes no sense. A "Squatchy" as what? Please edit and post again.
Delete9:13!.......how much are you paying and what weapons would i need and why?and how far back in time would we be going and for how long? xx
DeleteI'll use the same excuse as you use about typos. In the meantime find out the difference between "if" and "of" and learn how to spell "archaic" the right way.
DeleteOh and also would i need to bring sandwiches? xx
DeletePay is negotiable Eva. Though I pay my staff minimum wage at present, but if you factor in the hours we will be gone that could amount to you owe me, if we get back before we leave again.
DeleteFor the distance, it depends on the fuel Eva and the capacitor charge. Last time I used some used lemon peel and only charged using two bridge rectifiers from a hacked microwave supply. I managed to go back to just before I left.
This time, I am using a Thorium reactor and some onion peels so am expecting to go back to the dawn of time. So bring some BIG weapons or a multi tool and some knitting to pass the time.
Sandwiches are optional, but ham & peas pudding would be nice.
If you have anymore questions please ask them yesterday.
I'm not sure what you're prattling about, but you appear to have me confused with someone else. Because confusion is a normal state of mind for you, I will strongly consider accepting your anticipated forthcoming apology.
DeleteLovelock giant skull confirmed by museum!
DeleteIn 1911 several giant skeletons and ancient artefacts were supposedly fund in a cave in Lovelock in Nevada, USA. Almost everything was later lost in a fire but a skull is supposed to be found in the Humbolt Museum, Winnemucca. I send a request to the museum
- and they could confirm that they indeed do have a Lovelock-skull there!
When mining for guano in a cave in Lovelock, a small town about 80 miles north-east of Reno, the miners reportedly found mummies preserved in the dry bat-droppings. The mummies were large, from 6 and a half feet to more that 8 feet (2 to more than 2,5 meters), and they had red hair. They were reportedly lying in a layer of burnt material about four feet under the surface and there were also lots of broken arrows around the mummies. Before archaeologists could survey the findings most of it was gone or damaged - and a later fire where the artefacts were stored did no good either.
Legends
The Puite Indians of the area have legends about giants and how they killed them. The race of giants, the "Si-Te-Cah" , should have been white, red-haired, very tall cannibals, and the Indians started war against them when they entered their land.
A coalition of tribes managed to trap the last remaining giants in a cave and while shooting arrows at them they started a large fire at the mouth of the cave. They kept the fire going and shot everybody who tried to get out - until the giants were annihilated.
That all sounds very confusing 10:16,if we came back too early would that mean there would two of me?i don't really want to argue with myself over who's going to wear my favorite shoes.Your time machine sounds dangerous would it not be safer to use a worm hole or a magic taterh0le? xx
DeleteWell Eva, the prevailing opinion here seems to be that you are Joe, so I suppose there already are two of you.
DeleteWe come back 0.0002 ms before we leave Eva so don't worry. It's not dangerous at all, though do not dangle your little pinkies and shoes outside of the electrical field or you will then loose them, and I couldn't handle you nagging me through time and back where they ended up.
DeleteI don't like worms Eva, they make my skin crawl but I have never heard of these magic taterh0les? Can you tell me more?
I don't much about them to be honest,i just heard of them on here once.Who's Joe? :) xx
DeleteI've been wondering,could it be that bigfoot could look different to us but share the same DNA in the same way as a Jack Russell and a German Shepard ? xx
DeleteDid you possibly mean Jane Russell?
DeleteLol,no and i meant Shepherd :) xx
DeleteAlright then new quiz for ya. I give ya a cryptic clue and some initials and the initials make up a band or an artist.
ReplyDeleteOk then first one then... the jamaican fella might have said this on the titanic and the initials there are C.D.
Second one the scottish fellas cant get into their emails and the initials there are K.L.
And finally the male sheep sounds fed up. Whys that? Initials for that one are T.R.
Alright then drop your answers below and we will pick a winner later on
Cob Darley
DeleteKorange Luice
T,Rex
Y'all know if you ignore Joe totally it will drive him insane?
ReplyDeleteNo, then he just posts anonymous arguments to his own retarded posts, then pretends to argue with himself. This was proven a while back. Of course you are dealing with a guy who has an account of himself in drag and he compliments his own hair, which couldn't really be much creepier. Plus he believes in Bigfoot, lunatic, case closed.
DeleteFair comment, which is a pity as I know a guy that is planning something and......Well not anymore let's say.
DeleteI agree with guy in the last thread who believes that Joe doesn't even believe in bigfoot. The footers have been figuring it out themselves and abandoning him. No true believing footer would spend all of their time in this stinkhole.
Deletehi yall, i post here once in a while.
Deletethat being said , I have to tell yall while I
was checking out a anthropalogic blog
I came across NONE OTHER THAN JOE!
ATTEMPTING TO FORCE his dumdum
agenda down some PHDs throat.
I laughed my ass off, asJoe got his handed to him by the PHD.
CLASSIC TRULY CLASSIC!
BIG BOSS MAN of lil dumdum joe!
link?
DeleteGoogle andy white anthropology blog, it's the most recent post
DeleteIs there a Sasquatch in it? because it would need an actual Sasquatch to be the squatchiest.
ReplyDeleteIt's ok to pretend that there is an actual sasquatch. People do it all the time.
DeleteAlfred Borden: Everything's going to be alright, because I love you very much.
ReplyDeleteSarah: Say it again.
Alfred Borden: I love you.
Sarah: Not today.
Alfred Borden: What do you mean?
Sarah: Well some days it's not true. Maybe today you're more in love with magic. I like being able to tell the difference, it makes the days it is true mean something.
I would say the trees around the cave look very squatchy and the sky looks kind of squatchy. My lunch today looked kind of squatchy.
ReplyDeleteAll that long black hair on your butt looks kind of squatchy. Also that hair on your moms back too tho.
Delete^ Aha...you`ve recovered from your painful "anal ordeal",then ?
DeleteAnal isn't painful after the tenth time - Oops!! I mean it hurts like hell.
DeleteAha BUSTED!!!
DeleteOUT , Like a quarter horse.
lol.