The New Yeti At Disneyland Is Amazing!



The Matterhorn ride at Disneyland has updated with a new bigger and badder abominable snowman. "Harold" as the staff calls him is more ferocious acting, and has additional special effects and animatronics, making the bobsled ride all that much more intense.

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    1. That so-called snowman is weak and so lame.

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  2. What's pink and has seven dents ?

    Snow White's cherry.

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    2. Did you learn all this information from your girlfriend ?

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    4. Your wife laughed about thinking you were from Somalia...cause it looked like a tapeworm.

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      I got a little nevous when your wife said "The midget's home !

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    9. ...And I won't tell anyone why your dog expects flowers on Valentine's Day.

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  3. Now if they'd only turn the lights back on the one at Animal Kingdom.

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  4. Bigfoot...reduced to a fantasy toy creature at Disneyland...roll up footers,it`s the only place you`ll ever see a bigfoot.

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    1. There is in fact evidence to support the existence of a biped hominid at Disney land. Glad I could help, kiddo.

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    2. Why,you`re right...it can be found with a large internal battery as a beating heart.

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  5. Where`s some bigfoot news fer chrissake ?

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  6. Since the ride is in Florida, shouldn't it be the skunk ape, not the yeti?

    Disney could use equipment to make the tunnel stink really bad like a skunk ape.

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    1. LOL.

      And they could have an animatronic Tim Fasano driving around the ride in a pick-up truck looking for the skunk ape.

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