The New Yeti At Disneyland Is Amazing!

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The Matterhorn ride at Disneyland has updated with a new bigger and badder abominable snowman. "Harold" as the staff calls him is more ferocious acting, and has additional special effects and animatronics, making the bobsled ride all that much more intense.

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  1. AnonymousThursday, May 21, 2015 at 8:02:00 PM PDT

    Like old Turds

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    1. dont call me daughterFriday, May 22, 2015 at 12:09:00 AM PDT

      That so-called snowman is weak and so lame.

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  2. clive squashyThursday, May 21, 2015 at 8:53:00 PM PDT

    What's pink and has seven dents ?

    Snow White's cherry.

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    2. clive squashyThursday, May 21, 2015 at 9:11:00 PM PDT

      Did you learn all this information from your girlfriend ?

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    3. AnonymousThursday, May 21, 2015 at 9:14:00 PM PDT

      Your girlfriend showed me yours in the cupboard after I`d shown her a real man sized penis and pushed it in her..boy how we laughed.

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    4. clive squashyThursday, May 21, 2015 at 9:30:00 PM PDT

      Your wife laughed about thinking you were from Somalia...cause it looked like a tapeworm.

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    5. AnonymousThursday, May 21, 2015 at 9:41:00 PM PDT

      But your wife didn`t laugh...she gasped...and moaned and writhed with glee and joy...meanwhile you`re writhing with several emotions right now.

      ha ha ha ha

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    6. AnonymousThursday, May 21, 2015 at 9:50:00 PM PDT

      Relax Clive...I`m only joking...she didn`t really show me your penis extender as she thought that personal.

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    7. clive squashyThursday, May 21, 2015 at 9:58:00 PM PDT

      Forgive me 9:50...

      I got a little nevous when your wife said "The midget's home !

      Haw Haw Haw !

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    8. AnonymousThursday, May 21, 2015 at 10:00:00 PM PDT

      Clive...I promise not to tell anybody why you use the name Squashy...honest.

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    9. clive squashyThursday, May 21, 2015 at 10:08:00 PM PDT

      ...And I won't tell anyone why your dog expects flowers on Valentine's Day.

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    10. AnonymousThursday, May 21, 2015 at 10:12:00 PM PDT

      Haha! ;) I think I know whyyyyy.

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    11. AnonymousThursday, May 21, 2015 at 10:22:00 PM PDT

      Better make sure your wife gets a good wash then .

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    12. AnonymousThursday, May 21, 2015 at 10:27:00 PM PDT

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      Cooking and 69.

      Pappy Smear

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    13. clive squashyThursday, May 21, 2015 at 10:37:00 PM PDT

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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    14. clive squashyThursday, May 21, 2015 at 10:40:00 PM PDT

      Haw !

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    15. AnonymousThursday, May 21, 2015 at 11:02:00 PM PDT

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    16. AnonymousThursday, May 21, 2015 at 11:11:00 PM PDT

      All Hail Trollanda!

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      Penis Extender Guy

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    20. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 10:52:00 AM PDT

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  3. AnonymousThursday, May 21, 2015 at 9:00:00 PM PDT

    Now if they'd only turn the lights back on the one at Animal Kingdom.

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  4. AnonymousThursday, May 21, 2015 at 9:12:00 PM PDT

    Bigfoot...reduced to a fantasy toy creature at Disneyland...roll up footers,it`s the only place you`ll ever see a bigfoot.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, May 21, 2015 at 10:58:00 PM PDT

      There is in fact evidence to support the existence of a biped hominid at Disney land. Glad I could help, kiddo.

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    2. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 5:22:00 AM PDT

      Why,you`re right...it can be found with a large internal battery as a beating heart.

      Delete
  5. AnonymousThursday, May 21, 2015 at 10:01:00 PM PDT

    Where`s some bigfoot news fer chrissake ?

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  6. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 4:21:00 AM PDT

    Since the ride is in Florida, shouldn't it be the skunk ape, not the yeti?

    Disney could use equipment to make the tunnel stink really bad like a skunk ape.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, May 22, 2015 at 4:51:00 AM PDT

      LOL.

      And they could have an animatronic Tim Fasano driving around the ride in a pick-up truck looking for the skunk ape.

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