The SizeGenetics penis extender provides significantly more traction than the standard Jes-Extender. Whereas the Jes-Extender can exert 1.5kg of traction on the penis, SizeGenetics has been upgraded to exert 2.8kg on the penis. Capable of producing almost double the tension levels, SizeGenetics is currently the most powerful medically certified penis extender available. Most of the studies into the effectiveness of penis extenders have used tension levels of only 1.2kg – 1.5kg. With the extra 1.3 kg of traction at its disposal plus the faultless attachment system, the SizeGenetics extender can’t fail to provide better penis extension results than those achieved in clinical trials.
If Todd Standing would have put this out as a baby Bigfoot, Joektomi would be all over it saying its real. Then we'd have some sort of analysis from the expert Dick Dover. Hey Iktomi, when is this earth shattering movie coming out of Todd's, proving the existance of Bigfoot? You told us all to just wait, we'd be sorry we laughed at you. We are all waiting, and still laughing at you.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
ReplyDeleteLoren Coleman wants everyone to know that he has a museum, too.
Yes, but is he selling fake bigfoot casts as well?
DeleteIndeed! Only $32.00 which includes shipping.Hell, you can buy the whole museum for the right price.
DeleteWhy does Loren Coleman feel that he has to insert him into every topic?
DeleteOh and I do so like Loren.
DeleteThe SizeGenetics penis extender provides significantly more traction than the standard Jes-Extender. Whereas the Jes-Extender can exert 1.5kg of traction on the penis, SizeGenetics has been upgraded to exert 2.8kg on the penis. Capable of producing almost double the tension levels, SizeGenetics is currently the most powerful medically certified penis extender available. Most of the studies into the effectiveness of penis extenders have used tension levels of only 1.2kg – 1.5kg. With the extra 1.3 kg of traction at its disposal plus the faultless attachment system, the SizeGenetics extender can’t fail to provide better penis extension results than those achieved in clinical trials.
ReplyDeleteSorry, charlie.
Delete....2.8 kg of tension? Why don't I just hang a 5 pound weight on my member and save a few bucks...
Delete^ Why not stick it up and then hang off of your boyfriend..or should I say hang out of him ?
DeleteIf Todd Standing would have put this out as a baby Bigfoot, Joektomi would be all over it saying its real. Then we'd have some sort of analysis from the expert Dick Dover. Hey Iktomi, when is this earth shattering movie coming out of Todd's, proving the existance of Bigfoot? You told us all to just wait, we'd be sorry we laughed at you. We are all waiting, and still laughing at you.
ReplyDeleteIktomi doesn't come here anymore, because he became tired of the daily beat downs that I have been inflicting upon him.
DeleteGood riddance. complete corporate tool for big bigfoot. water carrier for the bigfoot industry. a real low life.
DeleteIt's the little guy from the BF grooming vid.
ReplyDeleteWe are hacking HRs laptop as we speak. Have the footage right with ya.
MMG
Been a while. Can we see a blog post about the marble mountain footage?
ReplyDeleteShut up.
Delete^ Does it bother you that it shows a thing you can`t handle ?
DeleteEddie Munster for sure.
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