Hmmm, I Wonder What Killed This Deer
The RMSO investigates an area known as Lost Creek, where various individuals have had bigfoot sightings, an deer apparently end up dead for no reason. Check it out:
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
You Know a TURD did it
ReplyDeletesure as f-ck was not a bigfoot.
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8;08 -- what IS your problem and obsession with turd ?
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ReplyDelete35 feet from the parking lot to the poaching kill site.
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Deletethe significance being that you shall henceforth be known as "Smeggs" by all and sundry
Stuart get in here we are going to be late to see your crazy doctor!
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What killed this deer ?
ReplyDeleteLooks like disease .
My guess would be , Ferguson or Baltimore Police ? They are racist ! I sure the deer was shot in bad traffic stop.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't bigfoot that killed that deer
ReplyDeleteIt was beauty
King Kong reference. As a fan of the King Kong franchise I appreciate your humor.
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