Dr, Johnson Says Bigfoot Are Using Portals To Travel Between Dimensions And He Has Witnesses


Have you seen the movie "Stargate"? This is how Dr. Johnson began the delivery of the most shocking information we've ever heard about bigfoot. During his presentation Dr. Johnson claimed that during a trip to SOHA with researchers Adam Davies and John Carlson, the three of them witnessed a multi-dimensional portal open up several times. Luckily Dr. Johnson had a flashlight, which allowed him to close the portal. It was later on explained to Johnson during a dream visit with a sasquatch that any form of light turns the portals off.


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    1. DS is the smartest bigfooter. He find blue bags everywhere in the woods and can't understand why no one else can understand that they were placed there by bigfoot.

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    2. Dr. Johnson is the most credible....

      Blue bags, backward cameras, cloaking and now portals????

      Just when u thought bigfootery couldn't get any nuttier....

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    3. This is wacky, and B-O-L-O-G-N-A!! No footage of this porthole, I'll bet cameras close the porthole too?
      I know the BF leave my area, NOV-APR, is the porthole closed during these months? Frozen hole?
      This type of hearsay, will never have research to back it up.
      Speaking of Bags, just had an email from someone from Montana, who said he was telling a buddy about my videos, and they see a bag tied up high, and he said the woods are demolished behind it, break's, X's, whole nine yards, he's supposed to do a video].

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    4. Finally, some sanity and it comes from Dr Squatch!

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    5. Doesn't it make sense though that the portals could be dispensing blue bags and that is how bigfoot are getting them in the first place?

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    6. .....Here is my contribution to the new game "name that troll" : Johnson is turd guy...Thankfully, this is bigfooting so Idon't need proof..lol..

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    7. I heard from an Inuk and he found a blue bag tied to a polar bears butt cheeks.

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    8. Oh, the blue bags also disappear NOV-APR.....I guess people take a littering break during these months?

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    9. He also collected some poop and put it in a jar

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    10. DS, perhaps I missed it but I didn't see any closeups of examples of the bags that are tied on. If that's the case, next time film the knots.

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    11. ^ +1000

      Finally, a person with some observational skills.

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    12. 2:45 is dead on! No video of the knots. Just claims of knots. Lets see them tied on up in a tree.

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    13. There are also two other points to note on all this, but I will leave ya'll to find them.

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    14. And what will the knots prove? That DS or his nephew climbed up there and tied them? lol. DS is just a troll here to spark comments. Just like the Abholi account. DS's real name is Joe, so it wouldn't surprise me if he was the one and only Joe, as he is the king troll himself.

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    15. ^ I think I found them -

      1 - there is no footage of the knots

      2 - there is no footage of the knots

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    16. I did do a video, and it's missing? I don't get it? You trolls have it removed or something? I know a few saw it. I can do plenty of videos.

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    17. Found it! Titled "Refuting the skeptics!"
      Start at 6:20

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj1ChwubAiA

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    18. The bag is not BLUE and also not tied on but wrapped around from wind you phucking lunatic.

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    19. I'm not entirely convinced that was tied. Granted it was wrapped pretty well but I'm not sure it was purposely done.

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    20. This blue bag theory makes the most sense so far. Keep up the great research, DS. Don't be dissuaded by the lazy non-researchers at their keyboards.

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    21. ^ MMC (mid Michigan chlamydia)

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    22. I can't see how this crap helps this doctor's practice? There would be no-way I would visit and pay this doctor to treat me. So if you and your buddy's know where a porthole is and you don't take a video of this porthole you are so full of shit that your eye's are brown.

      P.S. fuck that dope dealing pig named Freddie Gray! I just wonder why black lives don't matter when one of their own sells heroin to all his black neighbors? yeah tell us again how black lives matter!

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    23. He am Stankape eat portal potatoes.

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  2. Jesus Christ seek professional help

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    1. Leave Jesus out of this.

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    2. I'm sure Jesus forgives him, can you?

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    3. I can't speak for Jesus, can you?

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    4. Yes my son, make love not war and keep your blue bags close incase you run out of condoms.

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    5. Blue bags would be too tight can i get a what what

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    6. Then add a question mark next time you illiterate moron

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    7. I will after you add a period you intemperate moron.

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    8. ;) Like taking candy from a baby, thanks for that

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    9. ^ you blasphemers - get on your knees and pray foor forgiveness - oh,wait,you already are on your knees.

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    10. Oh yeah? Then add a question mark next time you illiterate moron

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  3. I'll need to see a "Portal" for myself.....DR J may have been with my brother, Tim
    Regards,
    . Really Leery

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    1. Your brother is Timothy "Leery"?

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    2. ^ Your post is very "lairy".

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    3. Cunning and conceited or ostentatiously attractive and flashy?

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    4. Bigfoot uses portals ?

      Why can`t they use the door like most normal people ?

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  4. There are many reports from credible witnesses that there is a phenomenon taking place that is not understood by humans...do not dismiss out of hand reports that me seem too fantastic to be valid.

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    1. So why not videotape it and why does nothing happen around Dr J when hes with someone like Joe Rogan.

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    2. ^ Why ask me ? ...I`m just reporting what is stated and written by many credible people ... so why don`t YOU ask THEM ... while receiving the answer you could receive what it seems you most desire ... penis.

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    3. Where are these many reports, and why are they credible?

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    4. Lets go on the premise that the reports are credible. Now we have to figure out what phenomenon is occurring.

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    5. ^ You will benefit from research..areas outside of this site hold the key.

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    6. Like it's EASY to videotape such obscure & not yet defined or understood phenomena...!? Skeptics...such Brain DEAD instigatory tools...yep!!

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    7. HE can video it with a light off .. have done it. He is right about his claims.... never seen a light shut them off or down though. They open walk thru and it closes behind them. I would like to see them video what they claim. The whole sky flashes when they pop open and shut fast.

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  5. The good dr-has been huffing with blue bags full of kerosene-
    And he doesn't even clean up after himself, leaving those bags all over.

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    1. ^
      Crapmaker posting anonymously ?

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    2. where`s joe the inside "spoon" ?

      ... probably acting out inside spoon role with the outside spoon who has penetrated deeply joe`s glory hole...no wonder he`s consistently bewildered and confused.

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  6. yep .....he finally went full retard!

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  7. Isn't this guy a professional psychologist? Would you see him for mental help?

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  8. Found it! Titled "Refuting the skeptics!"
    Start at 6:20

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj1ChwubAiA

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    1. The bag is not BLUE and also not tied on but wrapped around from wind you phucking lunatic.

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    2. DS is just a troll account, like joeholi. pay him no mind

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    3. But I like poking things with a stick.

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    4. ^^^ Your an Idiot!

      You don't have a stick!

      The only way you'll get a stick is if I give you one, ha ha ha.

      Get in the BAG YOU LITTLE TROLL SKEPTARD!

      The reason you have no friends is because you have know personality of your own-------

      It's time ------------------------ you must leave the basement now!

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  9. I don't think Matt Johnson should be left unsupervised. Not only is his area full of fat critters due to being fed junk food but now the lunatic is imagining portals in the forest.
    Looney Tunes.

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    1. What is worse is he is a child psychologist....Shudder!!!!

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    2. I'm not so worried about Dr J.

      What gives with Adam Davies? What has Lori turned him into? Jesus.

      MMG

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    3. Adam Davies is the attorney who goes on the orang pendek expeditions? Is he saying that he has witnessed this portal BS?

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    4. He works or did in the courts and is not an attorney, more a paper pusher that does the shit work of filling.

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    5. Adam Davies was very respected and rightly so.

      Then came the 'Extreme Expeditions' pic. Was it a Bigfoot or a guy in a sleeping bag who had got up during the night for a cigarette? Pic enhancements show smoke rising from the purported BF.

      Google is your friend. Say no to hoaxers.

      MMG

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    6. Is there any video of Adam Davies talking about portals?

      I get the idea that Johnson is a loose cannon and Davies is cringing and hoping he's never asked to validate the Johnson fairy tale BS even though Johnson is a friend

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    7. Isn't it kinder just to take the piss out of them?

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    8. I have no idea why Adam Davies hasn't said anything but it's not helping his credibility by remaining silent.
      Apparently the other guy confirmed Matt Johnson's ludicrous story.
      I'm not buying it, lol.

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    9. Why would any serious researcher, and Davies was serious, affiliate with a lunatic like Johnson?

      The hab circuit must be paying well these days.

      MMG

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    10. It is why you should always work alone and never align or get involved with anybody. As let's be honest, most are bat-shit crazy.

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    11. Johnson apparently works to get those accused of crimes "competent" to stand trial for the state of WA. Wouldn't you like that guy advising people you know?

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    12. I'm surprised Johnson is still employed.

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    13. nah 5:10, I'm from Oz f*ck Johnson and his magic portals and his bullshit.

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    14. F=M over A, no-anyone anyone.yea theres no evidence for ufos is there shawn

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  10. Dr. J. Not The Only Person Have Seen This Happening About The Portals. I Have Seen Many!

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  11. OMG is this Dr J for real?????? no wonder no one takes bigfoot seriously..

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  12. OMG is this Dr J for real?????? no wonder no one takes bigfoot seriously..

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  13. everyone please calm down
    I am the only true doctor here and this cannot exist
    trust me, I'm a doctor

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  14. Guy is nuttier than fuckin turds.... You don't here his witnesses talking about this crap...

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  15. You have got to be kidding me. And this idiot has a PHD? What kind of "doctor" is he, podiatrist? I thought Dr J was a basketball player.

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  16. This is the worst fuckery of week thanks!

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