Sunday, February 15, 2015

Another Interesting Theory About Bigfoots


Are Bigfoots hiding underground? We've heard this before from a habituator. It sounds like this theory is more prevalent than we originally thought. It's possible that Bigfoots are living in deep caves and go into hiding when they sense danger. One BFE reader explains this theory in detail:

I was thinking about how many went under ground maybe 10000 years ago cause of meteor or water or both. It dawned on me to think if a man possible did go under ground for a period perhaps it would grow more hair. It would technically become bigger mass cause of all the digging. These creatures are finding ways to come back out of the earth to maybe find food. This would be a good reason why alot of down time in between sightings. I believe their are really not as many as some would believe, Because they move at such a fast pace on ground. Can I get a amen. I am studying them and trying to figure out their real Identity. Ahoo matakeya

Does anyone know what "Ahoo matakeya" means?

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    1. Dan says there not bad with a little ketchup!

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    2. Odd logic. He says meteors or water could drive people underground, and while there they would grow hair and become bigger from digging. None of this has any kind of scientific basis, nor does it sound logical.

      Although a large number of Native American legends claim they live underground, and even hide the entrances where you can never find them.

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    3. Dramatic evolutionary changes happening within a 10k year timescale?

      Habituators and science were never always on the same page.

      MMG

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    4. In the 1800's there was a belief that if people lived wild (feral) in the wilderness they would grow hair all over their bodies like wild animals. Of course we know that is medically impossible, but many of the old bigfoot sightings called them "Wildmen."

      Here's a story of men on horse back chasing down and lassoing what they believed was a wild boy.

      http://sasquatchresearchers.org/forums/index.php?/topic/322-man-rears-hairy-wild-boy-1875/

      Here another story of a boy captured that they assumed had been raised wild by wolves in 1889.

      http://sasquatchresearchers.org/forums/index.php?/topic/317-capture-of-a-child-that-was-stolen-and-reared-by-a-wolf/

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    5. Not very bigfoot like to be stalked and taken by man.

      Feral children happen. They don't grow hair, develop saggital crests, bioluminescent eyes, etc

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    6. Carlsbad Caverns, New Mexico - a massive 14 acre space filled with unusual calcium-carbonate cave formations. More underground rooms go beyond, for more than 30 miles, and those are the ones that have been explored. The deepest chamber is 1,027 feet below the surface.

      Mammoth Cave, Kentucky - the Mammoth Cave is the world's longest-known cave system with over 285 miles of surveyed cave passageways.

      Caverns of Sonora, Texas - 150 ft. deep and 20,000 ft. long.

      Luray Caverns, Virginia - has cathedral-sized rooms with 10-story-high ceilings filled with towering stone columns formed over millions of years ago by underground rivers and acid-bearing water cutting through the limestone and clay.

      Niagara Cave, Minnesota - gets its name because the 60 ft. waterfall inside the cave coined by early explorers. An echo chamber a 20-ft.-tall limestone island called the Battleship. But best of all, there is a wedding chapel inside the cave, which has seen over 400 wedding ceremonies performed.

      Ellison’s Cave, Georgia - located in the Northwest Georgia, is notable for its breathtaking depth of 1,063 feet and length of 64,030 feet. Ellison's is the 12th deepest cave in the U.S., but has two of deepest cave drops in the continental U.S. "Fantastic," drops 586 feet --big enough to hold the Washington Monument, and "Incredible," drops 440 feet.

      Jewel Cave, South Dakota - with just over 157 miles of navigated passageways, Jewel Cave is the third longest known cave system in the world, after Mammoth Cave in Kentucky and Sistema Sac Actun in Mexico.

      Meramec Caverns, Missouri - is a 4.6-mile cavern system in the Ozarks that was famously once a hide out of outlaw Jessie James. It’s also the most largest cave in Missouri, in a state filled with some 6,000 caves.

      ... Though I do not adhere to the theories posed in this article, I do think that there COULD be something to Sasquatch utilising underground cave systems in some instances. How many more underground cave systems are out there that we do not know of??

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    7. Oh... And there are many instances of feral children growing a thin layer of body hair.

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    8. I've been to Luray, Mammoth, and Ellison. You are a flat out imbecile if you think Bigfoot is anywhere near these tourist destinations. All over mid and east KY is promotions for Mammoth and similar in VA.

      Tell me JOE, is it just more stories about hairy feral children, or are you going to provide some real science this time?

      Should I hold my breath? I bet you have plenty of reports from 1799-1842. The Gold Standard, eh?

      You gigantic hypocritical jackwagon.

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    9. I think you should check yourself, Daniel... Did I say that Sasquatch are residing within those areas? My point is that such underground systems exist and there could be many more to which a creature would have the room to reside, evade. Stop trying so hard... You seem to have an unhealthy obsessions with this "Joe" chap too, he must have got the better of you on a number of occasions.

      There are many cases of feral children being found with thin layers of hair, go take a looksy... Especially the case of John Ssebunya.

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    10. Don't insult my intelligence Joe.

      It's of no valid point, just like me pointing out that oxygen is in the air, therefore Sasquatches breathe air, so they could be anywhere.

      I'm loving your nice moniker change, PJ. Cute!

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    11. Insult your intelligence? Rich since you made yourself look daft. The point was, that we have examples of cave systems around the States, and we have cultural references to them using such.

      Daniel Campbell getting into "soccer"... Now that was cute.

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    12. Joe accusing someone of '"trying too hard", lol, that's rich....

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  2. If I find out that somebody running this joke show threatend Joe, It's a short Drive to Fresno, or Sacramento for that matter! And nither of you to little closet queens understand that free speech should still be put-forth under the umbrella of respect to others.
    I just realized what happened --------------- A mod threatening it's pattrons. Look at the lead-in, I could spot that writting a mile away. Looks like a sissy, and writees like one too.

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    1. You seem upset? Perhaps a soothing bubble bath and some relaxing soft music might help.

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    2. Robert Lindsay Says Shawn has a nice small penis, but he loves the way it squirts in his mouth.

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    3. Robert Lindsay says, Shawn, if you don't make them quit talking about me, I'll tell what we been doing!

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    4. LEAVE SHAWNS SMALL ASIAN PENIS ALONE!

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    5. SHAWNS CAULK ,is 2x bigger than mine!!

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  3. Ahoo matakeya -------- Means black-mailers are going to get an ass-whooping!

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  4. You two better retract that threat, I'm not across the water!

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  5. Does anyone know what "Ahoo matakeya" means?

    Its Hawaiian for "I have no concept of english grammar." It can also be loosely translated as "I can't grasp the fact that there is no such thing as a sasquatch so I need to come up with an excuse on why they can't be found."

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    1. It's from The Lion King. It means no worries.

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  6. Does anyone know what "Ahoo matakeya" means?

    It's polynesian for gasundheit, which is german for health. Yah, that's the ticket. Health.

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  7. Wow. I never would have believed that this blog would become even more weird, but I was wrong. Squatches eat their dead, but the Bigfoot community eats their living. Bone Appetizer.

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  8. "It would technically become bigger mass cause of all the digging"

    PURE speculation and has zero basis in reality. Why aren't prairie dogs the size of Dire wolves? And evolution has proven that, those animals that do adapt to life underground, usually LOSE their hair/fur. In addition, their sizes tend to decrease. What a complete load of horse****.

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    1. Skunk apes live in gator holes. At least that's what a certain taxi driver says.

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    2. I thought it was tater holes...???

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    3. It is tater holes.

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    4. I likes me some big hairy ass gaotros!

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    5. So do Porkchop and I. They are the new Cryptid to be discovered.

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  9. This guy is dealing with some sever "Dunlaps" disease.

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  10. o please! now if he was talking about the easter bunny i might believe it

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  11. Serious question: Does paying attention to these kinds of theories help or hurt the effort to find bigfoot?

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    1. No effect whatsoever. There is nothing to find.

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    2. Wish you would have told me sooner Haints.

      Guess we can pack up and all go home.

      Unless of course old Haints here doesn't know what he's talking about....

      MMG

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    3. Haints not knowing what he's talking about? Are you sure??

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    4. Joe making another hypocritical choice! Stop the press!

      Hey PJ, when you changed accounts, where you thinking about me or where you thinking about cutting in on any monetary progress that Mike B is in on?

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  12. Perhaps the first thing that would happen to "underground hypothetical man" is that we would change his pronoun identifier from him to it. Secondly to re populate the species he will have to lay eggs.

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  13. According to a cast member of the "Former" Monster Underground show, Big foots couldn't live underground because there just are to many "Other" monsters down there.

    My first wife, told me to be really careful when I go "Down there"!

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    1. It's true about the monsters underground that's where the reptilians live xx

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  14. This Guy is ALL wrong. As John W. Jones says; "They're in the Trees"!

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  15. "Aho Mitakuye Oyasin is a simple yet profound statement. It comes from the Lakota Nation and means all my relations. It is spoken during prayer and ceremony to invite and acknowledge all relatives to the moment."

    http://www.wolfwalkercollection.com/articles/aho-mitakuye-oyasin

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    1. Stevie strings uses that saying on here in the past ! Where did Harry and Stevie go ? All the old school are gone .

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  16. Mre like they are living in the guy's gut... or under his belly button.. u see that overhang??

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