Dr. Todd Disotell Is Up To His Mohawk In Bigfoot Crap
Dr. Todd Disotell, professor of anthropology at NYU and star scientist of Spike Tv's Bigfoot Bounty, is full of crap! Or at least his lab is anyways. Dr. Todd's lab gets sent samples of possible bigfoot poop all the time.
Plenty of leads sent here to HuffPost Weird News turn out to hoaxes, but nobody deals with more crap than Todd Disotell.Plenty of leads sent here to HuffPost Weird News turn out to hoaxes, but nobody deals with more crap than Todd Disotell.
In fact, the NYU anthropology professor -- and star of Spike TV's "Ten Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty" -- gets sent a lot of poop. He analyzes samples from both hoaxers and hopefuls who think they may have found evidence of Bigfoot's existence.
Disotell's students learn how to use the university's molecular primatology lab by studying those samples -- which may include hair and feces -- and determining that they do not, in fact, belong to an unknown mythical creature.Plenty of leads sent here to HuffPost Weird News turn out to hoaxes, but nobody deals with more crap than Todd Disotell.
For the full article and interview, click here.
It's still real to Joe, dammit!
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Did you get a rush of blood Danny? Managing that on all those meds is quite an achievement, have another bowl of ice cream!
DeleteTodd is a star, but it doesn't make the verified evidence go away.
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DeleteGlad you're in good spirits today at least Danny.
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Cer i gael siolen gyda dy wyneb y cont yffarn.
Delete... Siolen ARALL, dyla'i gweud.
DeleteRobert "The Duchess" Lindsay says that he wears a size extra medium!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteBut I thought that Joe said we had CONFIRMED undiscovered primate scat that couldn't have possibly come from any other creature. Are you trying to tell me Joe isnt 100% truthful about everything? Sigh.. Well I guess its back to jerking off to Jeffrey Meldrum....
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Would you like to quote me on that? In fact, I've always maintained the stance of Dr Fahrenbach;
Delete"I am concentrating now on blood or tissue, as the hair holds no promise. Feces do so even less, since the DNA collecting has to be done while they are practically steaming fresh, and it is improbable in the extreme that anybody with fecal DNA expertize would stumble onto fresh sasquatch droppings."
... Pretending to be other people as well as putting words in people's mouths is pushing the boundaries of creepy... You've at least accomplished something with your existence I guess.
more MOUNTAIN MONSTERS please : )
DeletePointless examining scat.
DeleteThe DNA erodes after a few hours. Unless of course you have a really fresh coil and a lab on site....
MMG
Robert "The Duchess" Lindsay says that he cant stress nose hair trimming enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deleteapparently he is also a scatologist
ReplyDeleteThe footage that showed up on here last night is most interesting. Either a skunk ape or one of the best hoaxes ever presented. Maybe more detail will come when the enhancement artist do their tricks.
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I thought that what ever it was, was certainly taking a chance in that swamp. Don't alligator snapping turtles reside in places like that? Imagine one of them on your tackle?
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DeleteAnd?
Deletewho's to say that it in fact was even shot in fla.....there are many types of rogue apes,chimps on the loose though...so who knows just have to hold off on the judgment for now
Deleteit's a crappy job but someone's gotta do it
ReplyDeleteRobert "The Duchess" Lindsay says that he was once pulled over for texting, but when the cop saw who he was and what he looked like, he let him go with a warning, and a telephone number circled at the bottom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteI keep my poop in a jar.
ReplyDeleteSo does Disotell.
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Deletepoop next to a tree for U SAFETY : )
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DeleteFossils From Unknown Species Of Human Discovered
ReplyDeletehttp://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/fossil-teeth-dont-belong-any-extinct-human-species-known
Just saw it...
Just saying...
Thanks for this.
DeleteRobert "The Duchess" Lindsay says that he has had many a nights with apple pies. He claims they comfort him when he is sad or lonely. Comfort food he calls it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nice shirt.
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DeleteTodd is very backed up in his processing of results. If your samples are important to you I can analyse them quicker. Just send me your money order and a small sample. Actually, if you handled it before I can get a secondary sample off the money, so just send the money
ReplyDeleteOkay, I' going out on a limb here without reading the full article, can I assume with "all" the samples sent to him (Dr. Todd Disotell) that none came back unknown species,just a guess............
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