Sunday, December 21, 2014

Video - Bigfoot Seen Crossing Road Near Pond - Classic Breakdown


A dark, lonely road. Dogs barking in the distance. Strange howls and screams pierce the air. And then a bigfoot crosses the road directly in front of you.


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    1. ^^^^ Massively Gay, Takes On Weenies

      Rictor, ha ha ha.

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    2. Mexican Gansters, Terrified Of Woman.

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    3. 12:09, and 12:45 are either massive Manginas or womyn, either is just as bad.

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    4. Don't like girls hmmmm?



      BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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    5. I don't like girls. I like women. Big, full-breasted women.
      They make really good sammiches.

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    6. You's asses is mine.

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    7. Be careful! You dont know what those buxom beauties might put in your sammich.

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  2. Big Fat Phil Poling and his greasy bucket of chicken again. Credentials: none
    Expertise: none
    Bias: plenty

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    1. So, 12:26, prove him wrong with a specimen.

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    2. ^ Thnx Stinker Stunker for your opinion!!

      Team Homos Rule!!

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    3. WHY DONT YOU GET YOUR OWN PROOF YOU LAZY ASS SOCK-PUPPET. HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN TO SITTING IN THE BASEMENT?

      LOOSER PUNISHMENT FOR BEING LOWSY AT YOUR JOB. SOCK-PUPPET PROGRAM.

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    4. Troll killer you seem upset

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    5. Nah, just turd prodding for a little entertainment. It's my shift, Joe's off duty!

      Gotta go rake some leaves now. I'll talk to the trees, more intelligent than the trolls here, ha ha ha

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    6. I beet the leaves are saying 'this guy is a total butthole'

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    7. Actually the leaves are saying "Geez those trolls really are dumb!".

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    8. TK, we'll leave the proof-finding to you. We wouldn't want to take away from your chance at being famous and wealthy. Go for it!

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    9. I am about to have a Classic Breakdown.

      Stand back, folks. Clear the way.

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    10. Joe has the true "breakdowns".

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    11. Awe your really missing him aren't you? You just cant stop saying his name.

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  3. I was small game hunting today and got stopped by the game commission on the way to my truck. He said they were just checking hunting licenses. As I was leaving, I said, hey, I have a weird question for you.. Did you see the recent local paper with the BF sightings? He get's that "Strange look" and says "I have no comment on that."
    I said well, I've seen it a few times around here, and I have pics on my phone, you wanna see? He said, no thanks. So I asked him if I got attacked by one, and shot one, what would I do? He said, "That's out of our jurisdiction" I said, REALLY? I said, don't I have to report in within 24hrs? He said again, "That's out of our jurisdiction".....I said, "You sure you don't want to see these pics? He said, no thanks again. If he said that it is out of their jurisdiction, then he obviously knew who's jurisdiction it is...wished I asked! Strange though!
    I just found out that the Dept of Agriculture, is the next above the game commission, and it is out of their jurisdiction too!!
    No Bigfoot's huh?? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Text book footer delusion^

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    2. ..how many game commissions people work or have worked in your region in your ilfetime...How many have there been nation wide? How many rangers and other parks people have there been in the last hundred years?....The type of cover up you guys are suggesting would have to be so broad with so many layers that secrecy is an impossibility...hell, the secretaries would have been overheard blabbing about it on the phone with their friends a 1000 times by now..lol...

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    3. Early settlers spoke of bigfoot in hushed tones so the Department of Agriculture wouldn't come get them.

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    4. I was small game hunting today, when all of a sudden, a Game Warden pulls up along side of my truck, all excited, as he just saw a Bigfoot1 He tried to show me a picture he took, but I declined! I told him; 'AssWipe" Big foots don't exist!

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    5. Boy! You sure smoked that DS guy!

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    6. DS has the best proof of BF ever. Some pictures of broken twigs which have been sanctioned by a guy in Wales and now an awkward conversation with a guy who obviously wanted to get a thousand miles away from the mentalist in the woods. DS has this case cracked.

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    7. 3:11 I have taken a non-blurry image of your comment, and shown it to all the games, parks, and agriculture bigwigs. They had a meeting. They passed around and studied the image of your comment. They have consulted with three scientists. They have come to a decision:

      You nor your comment exist.

      Ta ta, tater.

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    8. 4:09 - The comment and bigfoot have something in common.

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    9. DS ... sure fire way to stick it to the denialists. A specimen.

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    10. DS, "out of my jurisdiction" means he is being polite in saying he doesn't believe they exist.

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    11. 3:11 PM it is you who has cracked the case! If the story was as told it's plainly obvious the Game Warden wanted nothing more than to terminate the conversation and get back to the world of REAL creatures. I'm sure he had a good laugh at DS's expense with his co-workers back at the station.

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    12. I assured him I had proof...who wouldn't want to see it..that would be a big laugh at the station right! In his position hr can't acknowledge BF, or even comment on it!

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  4. Man tells of strange occurrence and sighting when he was 2 years old!

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    1. Two year old man tells of astounding experience!!!

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  5. This video was Team Joe approved and certified as real.

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    1. Your comment has been deemed to be false.

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  6. Sweati yeti still insists on taking 3d measurements from a 2d image. Some people just don't want to learn.

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    1. Learning is boring. Bigfoot is fun!
      Still trying to figure out why bigfoot doesn't eat cows, pigs or chickens. It would be so easy. Yet it never happens.
      And this thing is supposed to be intelligent?

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    2. Happy Korea Big Time Fun Time Super TerrificSunday, December 21, 2014 at 4:02:00 PM PST

      Bigfoot fun!!

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