A dark, lonely road. Dogs barking in the distance. Strange howls and screams pierce the air. And then a bigfoot crosses the road directly in front of you.
I was small game hunting today and got stopped by the game commission on the way to my truck. He said they were just checking hunting licenses. As I was leaving, I said, hey, I have a weird question for you.. Did you see the recent local paper with the BF sightings? He get's that "Strange look" and says "I have no comment on that." I said well, I've seen it a few times around here, and I have pics on my phone, you wanna see? He said, no thanks. So I asked him if I got attacked by one, and shot one, what would I do? He said, "That's out of our jurisdiction" I said, REALLY? I said, don't I have to report in within 24hrs? He said again, "That's out of our jurisdiction".....I said, "You sure you don't want to see these pics? He said, no thanks again. If he said that it is out of their jurisdiction, then he obviously knew who's jurisdiction it is...wished I asked! Strange though! I just found out that the Dept of Agriculture, is the next above the game commission, and it is out of their jurisdiction too!! No Bigfoot's huh?? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..how many game commissions people work or have worked in your region in your ilfetime...How many have there been nation wide? How many rangers and other parks people have there been in the last hundred years?....The type of cover up you guys are suggesting would have to be so broad with so many layers that secrecy is an impossibility...hell, the secretaries would have been overheard blabbing about it on the phone with their friends a 1000 times by now..lol...
I was small game hunting today, when all of a sudden, a Game Warden pulls up along side of my truck, all excited, as he just saw a Bigfoot1 He tried to show me a picture he took, but I declined! I told him; 'AssWipe" Big foots don't exist!
DS has the best proof of BF ever. Some pictures of broken twigs which have been sanctioned by a guy in Wales and now an awkward conversation with a guy who obviously wanted to get a thousand miles away from the mentalist in the woods. DS has this case cracked.
3:11 I have taken a non-blurry image of your comment, and shown it to all the games, parks, and agriculture bigwigs. They had a meeting. They passed around and studied the image of your comment. They have consulted with three scientists. They have come to a decision:
3:11 PM it is you who has cracked the case! If the story was as told it's plainly obvious the Game Warden wanted nothing more than to terminate the conversation and get back to the world of REAL creatures. I'm sure he had a good laugh at DS's expense with his co-workers back at the station.
I assured him I had proof...who wouldn't want to see it..that would be a big laugh at the station right! In his position hr can't acknowledge BF, or even comment on it!
Learning is boring. Bigfoot is fun! Still trying to figure out why bigfoot doesn't eat cows, pigs or chickens. It would be so easy. Yet it never happens. And this thing is supposed to be intelligent?
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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DeleteI was small game hunting today and got stopped by the game commission on the way to my truck. He said they were just checking hunting licenses. As I was leaving, I said, hey, I have a weird question for you.. Did you see the recent local paper with the BF sightings? He get's that "Strange look" and says "I have no comment on that."
ReplyDeleteI said well, I've seen it a few times around here, and I have pics on my phone, you wanna see? He said, no thanks. So I asked him if I got attacked by one, and shot one, what would I do? He said, "That's out of our jurisdiction" I said, REALLY? I said, don't I have to report in within 24hrs? He said again, "That's out of our jurisdiction".....I said, "You sure you don't want to see these pics? He said, no thanks again. If he said that it is out of their jurisdiction, then he obviously knew who's jurisdiction it is...wished I asked! Strange though!
I just found out that the Dept of Agriculture, is the next above the game commission, and it is out of their jurisdiction too!!
No Bigfoot's huh?? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Delete..how many game commissions people work or have worked in your region in your ilfetime...How many have there been nation wide? How many rangers and other parks people have there been in the last hundred years?....The type of cover up you guys are suggesting would have to be so broad with so many layers that secrecy is an impossibility...hell, the secretaries would have been overheard blabbing about it on the phone with their friends a 1000 times by now..lol...
DeleteEarly settlers spoke of bigfoot in hushed tones so the Department of Agriculture wouldn't come get them.
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DeleteI was small game hunting today, when all of a sudden, a Game Warden pulls up along side of my truck, all excited, as he just saw a Bigfoot1 He tried to show me a picture he took, but I declined! I told him; 'AssWipe" Big foots don't exist!
DeleteBoy! You sure smoked that DS guy!
DeleteDS has the best proof of BF ever. Some pictures of broken twigs which have been sanctioned by a guy in Wales and now an awkward conversation with a guy who obviously wanted to get a thousand miles away from the mentalist in the woods. DS has this case cracked.
Delete3:11 I have taken a non-blurry image of your comment, and shown it to all the games, parks, and agriculture bigwigs. They had a meeting. They passed around and studied the image of your comment. They have consulted with three scientists. They have come to a decision:
DeleteYou nor your comment exist.
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Such denial...LOL
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DeleteDS ... sure fire way to stick it to the denialists. A specimen.
DeleteDS, "out of my jurisdiction" means he is being polite in saying he doesn't believe they exist.
Delete3:11 PM it is you who has cracked the case! If the story was as told it's plainly obvious the Game Warden wanted nothing more than to terminate the conversation and get back to the world of REAL creatures. I'm sure he had a good laugh at DS's expense with his co-workers back at the station.
DeleteI assured him I had proof...who wouldn't want to see it..that would be a big laugh at the station right! In his position hr can't acknowledge BF, or even comment on it!
DeleteMan tells of strange occurrence and sighting when he was 2 years old!
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DeleteSweati yeti still insists on taking 3d measurements from a 2d image. Some people just don't want to learn.
ReplyDeleteLearning is boring. Bigfoot is fun!
DeleteStill trying to figure out why bigfoot doesn't eat cows, pigs or chickens. It would be so easy. Yet it never happens.
And this thing is supposed to be intelligent?
Bigfoot fun!!
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