I love this survival tip from Les Stroud
You've seen every episode of Survivorman. What's the best survival tip you can remember? This one is our favorite, from our favorite Bigfooter:
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
^ Bigfooter!!
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Les on stick structures;
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SURVIVAL TIP #1
DeleteStay away from Todd Standing
Les is a hoax enabler.
DeleteHe was but he has now ditched that liability.
DeleteUnfortunately Meldrum or old Bindernagel haven't been so smart.
Hang the hoaxer high.
MMG
^^ He may be an asshole but at least he's consistent.
DeleteMMG reckons Standing is full of crap. Joe reckons Standing is the best thing to happen to bigfoot since Timbergiant.Which one of these jerks is full of caulk???
DeleteWhen Bigfoot gets lost
ReplyDeleteHe calls Chuck
Can't help but like this guy. I gotta buy him a beer some day.
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ReplyDeleteHmm. And I thought Eva was our resident tranny.
DeleteLive and Learn.
I was going along with his running joke- not poking at him! No offense ment Mike B.
DeleteNo big deal. Mike B. wears women's clothing, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.
DeleteGuess Sweaty Yeti in for a tough winter.
ReplyDeleteReality. That bloody thing is ruining everything for these footers.
ReplyDeletewhen chuck norris gets lost he calls bear grylls not les.
ReplyDeleteI tried using the "you sweat you die" excuse to get out of shoveling snow. It didn't work. :-(
ReplyDeleteDmaker The Sharkhead just took me to Poundtown and I liked it!
ReplyDeleteD Campbells.
"Favorite Bigfooter"? Why don't you give him an award too. Stupid shits.
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris is a fucking douche and a very old douche at that.
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