Human Bait Needed?


Do you have strong work ethics? Do you like camping alone? Are you brave enough to be in a position where you're alone in the woods waiting for a monster to grab you? If you've answered "yes" to all these questions, then you may want to apply. This advertisement from Human-Bait.com looks fictitious enough and we may never know who's responsible for posting the ad, but if you're fortunate enough to land the job, you could be famous.

We visited Human-Bait.com and unfortunately, there's no where on the website to apply. The ad description states the position is for this fall in Texas but there is no phone number to call. However, if they can build up enough interest, perhaps they'll put up another ad with more details.

via human-bait.com

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    1. Thanks Big Jon! I needed that! Uno!

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    2. I nominate our group of regular skeptards and William Parcher and Kitakraze et al for the positions of bigfoot bait. Parcher and Co. asking incessantly for the monkey; they are shoe-ins for the bigfoot bait jobs.

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    3. I vote you drop dead, immediately

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    4. Big Jon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      BB

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    5. >NEET
      >proud

      Pick one

      Being NEET might have its advantages, but any decent human should at least feel some kind of remorse over being one. I'm tired of seeing users suggest NEET superiority.
      Stop rationalizing your own shitty attitude and work ethic. Either buckle down and work or have some modesty about being NEET.
      It's like being proud of having autism.
      Probably worse

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    6. I live in a tiny, comfortable apartment with 2 rooms. A nice, fat welfare check. Computer desk with a good desktop and two monitors and high speed internet. About 6000 GB of pirated movies/music.

      I have a pretty nice private library of world literature, classics, history books, philosophers, and of course, everything related to biblical studies. It's the only thing I spend money on.

      Over the 7 years I've been a NEET now I've taught myself french, spanish, german, greek, hebrew.

      I make my sisters/mother shop groceries for me since I cant be bothered to perform menial tasks like that.

      I can go out and charm myself into the bed of just about any girl/woman I want to. Physically fit, good looking, educated, good humour, charming as a devil. If they ask you what you're doing for a living, you come in prepared with a fake story.

      Everytime someone criticizes me for leeching off the rest of them I laugh into their face and make fun of them. They are basically working for me, they are my slaves. And they need to LEARN their place on the social ladder, which is: below me. These people are dumb, uneducated, physically exhausted from all that labor, and most importantly, they are bluepilled, they believe in the system.

      Utterly disgusting.

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    7. >Locate all the NEETs on a map, male and female
      >Dispatch police teams to their locations to capture them and throw them in trucks
      >Strip them naked
      >Hang them and expose their dead bodies at various locations in the city, with the phrase “I am a useless NEET and I deserve this” painted on their bodies

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    8. >I live in a tiny, comfortable apartment with 2 rooms
      >I make my sisters/mother shop groceries for me
      You live in your mother's two-room apartment. Utterly pathetic, and certainly not "comfortable".
      >I have a pretty nice private library of world literature, classics, history books, philosophers, and of course, everything related to biblical studies
      Doubt you've read most of it. Doubt you ever will. You just keep it around so you can feel like an "intellectual" and brag about it.
      > can go out and charm myself into the bed of just about any girl/woman I want to.
      >I want to
      Translation: I may be a virgin who's never had a gf b-but I could totally have any girl I want I just don't want any girls...
      >educated, good humour, charming as a devil
      NEETs literally cannot be educated. It's in the acronym. I also highly doubt that the faggot who spends all his time reading and shitposting and won't go into public even for something like food has the social skills necessary to be "charming".
      >They are basically working for me, they are my slaves.
      No Anon. You're a pathetic outcast. A social leper. It was decided that nobody wants to look at your kind, so we pay to keep you in your mother's apartment and out of the sight of polite society.

      Please, take my sympathy money. Hell, feel good about it. Buy books you'll never read and live in your mother's apartment. Just don't let me see you. Nobody likes to see a leper.

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    9. Different guy here.

      I don't have any built in need to contribute to society or government.
      Couldn't care less.
      It's not like some bankers or politicians really give a dusty fuck about the people in the first place.
      So why the fuck should I wageslave for them?

      I'm way better off as a NEET than my friends who have studied and are now working full time.

      I have more money saved than they do and I'm happier.
      No financial troubles whatsoever.
      Also all this time for self improvement.

      If started working, I'd receive almost the same amount of money than I get now by doing jack shit.

      Not ashamed to be NEET one damn bit.

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    10. I feel no remorse. Not one bit, not at all. I am 39, I live with my elderly parents, I smoke dope and play video games, this is mostly all that I do.

      I have no children that I know of, and absolutely no interest in women.

      Now I've been on the other side of the fence. I've been married, I traveled the world as a young man.

      I simply have no desire for such things anymore. If I did, I would go and get them.

      Oh and I had a great work ethic. I singlehandedly saved the organization I worked for, and I put in a lot of unpaid hours to do it when we were struggling. I could call them right now and be employed by the end of the phonecall. They still call me and send me cards. They paid me three years "compassion leave" when I retired, just in case I'd change my mind. Before that, I worked patch. I don't know if you're familiar with the logistics of working on a rig floor, but slacking off is not an option unless you actually want to die or to kill people or both.

      I simply do not share your values. It has nothing to do with being "proud" or ashamed. My every waking moment is now comprised of the leisure time I used to work so hard to obtain. I love it.

      I also love being able to stretch out in my bed any way I see fit, to fall asleep on the couch watching tv without it being some kind of statement against another person, to eat when I want to eat and not check with anybody about their schedule, to spend time only with people who I want to hang around with.

      I don't WANT to be in a relationship, I don't WANT to work. And right now, I don't have to. So I'm not going to.

      The best part? I probably still make more money then you through my investments. Probably significantly more.

      You know how everything went to hell in 07' 08? Yeah. I cashed out, and then bought.

      I don't even actually have to live with my parents. I like it, I like them.

      I'm going to go ahead and do exactly whatever the fuck I feel like doing and if you don't like it, tough shit.

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    11. ITT overweight neckbeards justify their inability to function in a civilized society.

      >id be teh best worker if i wanted to
      >id hev any gril i wanted

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    12. Let me explain to you why a basement-dwelling NEET is the master race.

      We do not pay our rent, we have an endless supply of Hot pockets and Mountain Dew and our gaming rigs are always up to date complete with bookshelves full of the latest vidya and anime Blu-Rays. We do not need to pay for all this luxury, because the society will for it with money earned by wage slaves. We are more knowledgeable on any given subject than the lowly peasants that serve us because we have all the time in the world to gather information and skills.

      Remember how you used to make fun of "nerds" for spending all their time on computers? Well, now those nerds have grown up and in this world where everything is run by computers our technological aptitude rewards us with power. We are the true elite of this world because we get everything we want without having to work a single day.
      You may try to say "b-but you don't have girlfriends!" and you will be right- we do not have leeches that drain our bank accounts and tell us what to do. We are beyond such simple needs and those of us who feel the need for a girl have found more than adequate substitutes in our waifus, our sex dolls or our dragon dildos.

      We do as we please, and this is why you brainless worker drones hate us. And when you push us to the edge, we will retaliate with deadly force when push comes to shove there is nothing you can do to stop our onslaught. You are powerless against us and you know it- the only way to appease your masters is to accept the circumstances and treat us with the dignity and respect that the true aristocracy of western world requires.

      We are the master race. Now bow to your new lords.

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    13. WHAT ? ...why,you cheap punk !

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    14. ^ stop replying to yourself

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    15. OP..so just what do you think we care ? ..you think anybody but your ma gives a hoot..answer is,NOBODY gives a toss.

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    16. Greetings basement dweller. Your incel mindset that you and your loser cronies justify is transparent as it is desperate. There is a real world beyond your binary one. One where flesh into flesh can be expeienced not fantasized about. Of course talking to women is terrifying except Mummy who tells you how special you are. Bigfoot does not exist in the realm of human relationships and relations. I suggest you skip the computer on, stop your Patreon gifts and buy or in this case rent a real live woman. I'm talking about the world's oldest profesion; farming! Actually the second oldest prostitution. If you proceed you will not give a rats sweet patootie about giant monkeys!

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    17. I would like to nominate psychopathic liar Wesley Germer.

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    1. DS=Danny Campbell twerking the Bigfoot Community.

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  3. the twitterverse is exploding with reports of a sasquatch being hit by a dirigible near Pork Rind State Park #joeeatsworms

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  4. That's once of Jeffrey Dahmer's long running ads.

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    1. Dahmer's father kept drilling into his mind the expression, "fish or cut bait". Young Jeffrey not only chose to do the later, but he raised it to an art form.

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    2. Dahmer was also asked by his Father if he had any skeletons in his closet. Regarding that topic I wonder how many hikers have gone missing in M. Cline's research area?

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    1. I'm in too ! They liked my naturally curly hair.

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    2. My job is to throw rocks back at them.

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    3. I am pleased to announce that stick structures will be my expertise.

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    4. Move over chumps...you're looking at the new head howler !

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    5. When they heard the rhythm of my knocks, nuff said.

      Hired !

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    6. They intend to cover you boys up with bacon grease, and tie you up, bent over a large log. It'll be a experience that you never forget. Just think of yourselves as auditioning for Deliverance 2.0

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    7. Gift Bowl Guy here and I'm looking for work.

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    8. I am an odor expert. If a chipmunk so much as farts 2 miles away I can tell you what he ate for lunch. I'll be the smells dude. Sign me up.

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  6. Update yer antivirus stuff, people.

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  7. Since when do you bigfooters believe something is fictitious ?

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  8. Is this Mike Brookreson's ad??

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  9. I was hopping it was real It would be a great job for my brothers ex wife She does't camp or have a strong work ethic But am sure she is related to Bigfoot

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  10. Sounds like this dickrider foster hoe is placing an add to entertain himself. He only has a 5th grade education and is very small. As in troll small. Lives in his mommy bacement? And has his sister pick up his groceries. Sounds like he's got a fetishes for dear old mom and sis! If he thinks society owes him something? I can suggest a big swift kick in the ass!! Lol he's such a cockbite. He can get any woman OR MAN. Bbhhaaa keep trolling little buddy. One day you will have to crawl out of your mud hole of cum and face reality! Good luck with that! No not really! Your a idiot.

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  11. I'm pregnant with Bigfoot baby! He's a ok dad.moves around alot. Has this crazy imagination that someone is fallowing him! Always on the run pays his child support in fruits and berrys! Oh and loves beef jerky!

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    1. how delusional you are, you shit-eating liar. someone like you oughtta get put in the loony bin,

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  12. What's wrong little basement troll? Ya busy? Your mother put you in there for a reason! Get back in your hole!

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  13. Jerry Cline should be used in this experiment. Bigfoot and humans take an instant dislike to Mr. Cline. He won't be missed and he contibutes nothing to society or BF and DM research. I feel Me. Cline could be persuaded to volunteer if one were to talk to him over a gallon of Moonshine.

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  14. I suggest Mr. Jerry Cline as human bait. The reasons are simple and logical. 1 No one cares if Mr. Cline dissapears, is eaten or loses what's left of his mind. 2 Sasquatch and Dogman hate him, if he is to be believed. (He has been attached physically 3 times in broad daylight by these monsters). 3 A videotape or even audio of Jerry being ripped to shreds would quickly become viral. It would easily hit the 10,000,000 hit mark thus
    making the owner $49,000 - $66,000.
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    1. Well it seems great minds think alike! I just noticed another poster suggested Mr. Jerry Cline as well. Whoever you are Sir, I salute you!

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    2. Many thanks Sir.
      I hope you will agree that Fatt Moneytaker would be a great second if Jerry chickens out.

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  15. I nominate our Lord and Savior Jesus H Christ. I think he could ninja those dogman mofos and kick a Squatch in the nuts whilst making merry.

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  16. Human bait? I'd like to beat the pulp outta Dixie Cryptid and squash his nutsack. He is an abomination to humans everywhere. I'd suggest Meldrum but he's a chicken____. On a Monsterquest episode in Northern Ontario one of the crew through a pebble on to the roof where Meldrum et al were staying. The good Doctor was crying and moaning for the Angel Moroni to deliver him. Scientists it would seem are a cowardly bunch. Todd Disotel was convinced a shadow person was following him until it was pointed out it only occurred on sunny days. That dumb hayseed vet told an interviewer that a werewolf was stalking her to impregnate her. The only person with any knowledge of these creatures is Ms. Khat Hansen and her Fiance Brian Sullivan. Congrats Duke by the way.

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    1. Thanks for everyone's good wishes. Thank you Jerry Cline for our matching MAGA hats.

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    2. Dixie Cryptid should be tied down then force fed honey and milk until his bodily functions squirt out of both ends. Then videotaped as maggots eat him from the inside out, using his mouth and butthole as entrance points. Who's with me?

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  17. As a blight on society and representing the epitome of American Stupidity, and quite frankly a waste of skin I hereby nominate Jerry Cline. If he gets evidence, great!, If he gets his head twisted 180 degrees and is found folded in half in a tree; it's a win, win situation.

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    1. I too must agree with the above posters. Jerry Cline has the right stuff.

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