Thursday, August 14, 2014

If you want to get "zapped" by a Bigfoot, go Bigfooting with Dr. Melba Ketchum


The theory that Bigfoots manipulate their EMF (electromagnetic field) to zap animals isn't too far fetched for some Bigfoot researchers. All animals have an EMF that they give off and the theory is that some animals have a very strong EMF. Before an encounter, some researchers report experiencing a sort of calm where everything goes quiet in the woods and all the animals nearby take off. The researchers will sometimes feel disoriented when it happens.

According to Dr. Melba Ketchum, this recently happened to an associate during a Bigfooting trip where the person was "bluff charged and zapped":

Took my first academic scientist out in the field last night outside of my team. He was bluff charged and zapped and it scared the fool outta him! Heard them talk and saw eyeshine. Also heard them answer me. Winning the war one baby step at a time. I'm sure he won't forget the terror he felt. They didn't zap me or the other person. Wish more academicians would come and have the experience. It would change the perspective of the scientific community. - Dr. Melba Ketchum


So, how terrifying is it to get zapped? BFRO President, Matt Moneymaker, says an engineer named Ric Hjertberg was zapped for several seconds while sleeping inside his car. According to Moneymaker, the mild electrical shock feeling can make it difficult to breath or walk.

Matt Moneymaker:

Coincidentally, dolphins and bigfoots have ability to stun/spook their prey/competition from a distance. Dolphins do that with sonar clicks.

Bigfoots can stun/spook their prey/competition also. They don't do it with sonar clicks. No one knows how they do it, but it can immobilize.

Bigfoots can stun a human w/in abt 30 feet. The larger the BF, the more powerful the zap. 30 feet is enough distance to stay hidden and safe

RE 30 ft range: How far off the trail/road they can be when they do it. Effects: Mild electrical shock feeling + difficult to breath or walk

Wanting to understand how zapping works, we thought it must be infra-sound until engineer Ric Hjertberg got zapped while sleeping in his car

Hjertberg's windows were rolled up. Movement outside his car then big ZAPPPP for several secs. Infra-sound blast would hv vibrated whole car


104 comments:

  1. Bigfootery is not seen by most skeptics as being as socially corrosive as creationism, and I would agree with this. Yet even most “Bigfoot skeptics” don’t conceive of Bigfootery as being as intellectually bankrupt as creationism.

    I no longer think this way about the subject, and I now conceive of Bigfootery as being as intellectually bankrupt as creationism. Why? Because the Bigfoot proposition, like creationism, is tested on a daily basis. It has failed on a daily basis, and has failed on a daily failed for decades.

    How specifically is the Bigfoot proposition tested on a daily basis? First off, as mentioned earlier, roadkill. Bigfoot is asserted to be a real animal, whose range is the entire North American continent. For decades now, drivers travel literally billions of miles on those roads each year. Traffic is constant. Animals of all kinds both common and rare, like Florida panthers, are killed. Not a single Sasquatch. Hikers traverse the wilderness daily, including the alleged habitation areas of Bigfoot. Humans by nature are curious, and anomalous details stand out. A human shaped skull the size of a basketball would stand out, as would virtually ANY part of a humanoid carcass. The natural curiosity of hikers is an unintentional test for all sorts of anomalies, such as aircraft debris occasionally found in the wilderness. No Bigfoot carcass has ever been found in North America. Geologists, road engineers, paleontologists, and others dig and move earth on a daily basis in North America. Though most are not intentionally looking for Bigfoot fossils, anomalous fossils would be noticed, as would all sorts of anomalies. Wildlife photographers capture high resolution, unambiguous photographs of all sorts of animals, including very rare ones, on a daily basis. In 50 years of Bigfootery, the number of clear and unambiguous photographs or motion pictures of Sasquatch produced by non-Bigfoot advocates is zero.

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    1. Cut and pasties ^^

      How origional. Meaningless words not your own

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    2. Stop posting things that say bigfoot is not real.

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    3. WILD BILL old Marine ans Bear Hunter dont has time achasin tham woman folk !!!
      NO SIR !!!

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    4. It is quite apparent who is intellectually bankrupt.
      Chuck

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    5. `bout time you "chucked" it in fella

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    6. Evidence is found by hikers and regularly so..folk such as yourself regularly wilfully ignore it

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    7. ans hunters such as TRAPPER ans WILD BILL bear huntin in da boosh thay gots photos ans such...

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    8. its now turning into bigfoot for profit...filled with empty promises and zero results,that puts a major black eye on real research and study

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    9. Bigfootweekend only 300 dolla... Yup Yup

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    10. There are a lot of results. Thousands of plaster print castings, millions of sightings, 1000s of dna samples, millions of individual hair samples, hundreds of videos...thousands of scientists agree.

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    11. ^plus hundreds of audio recordings of vocalizations. Bobo said theyre might even be thousands...

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    12. ans WILD BILL gots a BIG KNIFE

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    13. ^^ what else did Bobo reveal ?

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    14. Anonymous 9:00
      Excellent disinformation propaganda. You would bring a tear to Hitler's eye, for your efforts at duplicating the propaganda techniques that his army invented to wipe the Jews off the face of the earth. We are going to give you goth a raise and raise your GS level, for this cut a pasted B.S. diatribe. I just love your work. Say Hello to Karl Rose for me, since I understand that he works a couple of cubicles down and has access to the same Bigfoot disinformation database as yourself. Chow

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    15. BOBO sayin thar be 10000 of tham bigfeets in da US ans more in canada dang bigfoots in the boosh

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    16. Cliff Barackman even backed Bobo up but Bobo is in on whats happening.

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    17. Hitler was correct. Long live Aryanism.

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    18. So anyone that doesn't believe in bigfoot is Anti-*******?

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    19. coulda bes tham JEWs shure is

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    20. Most of the above commnet were all Joe posting anonymously. Joe, can i gave you a P Shower?

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    21. ans tham JEWs thays be heers caws folks seein tham shure do

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    22. 10:48. A history lesson. And it's free. The only thing Hitler's army invented was the means to destroy other armies. And they were pretty good at it. Other than individual units posted to various behind the lines duties such as guarding supply lines or P.O.W's ( almost always after that unit was decimated and no longer effective on the front lines) they had little contact with who would eventually end up in prison, work or concentration camps. And they were NOT same thing. You can no more tie Goebbels propaganda campaign to the German Army than you can tie "Hope and Change" to the First Infantry Division.

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    23. yes and its all good ...

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    1. innyways that abin tham dang Mexicuns border jumpers

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    2. ^ we-eel if`n it ain`t dat fella agin moma

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    3. ans tham women folk gits in the ways of the hunt thays shure do

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    4. bit dey shure lak em ta com home to moma

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    5. tham woman folk gits afixin tham chitlins ans hawg gravy might fine vittles shure is

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    6. surr duz in that thar iffin shucks y'all

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    7. ahs lakin dem beanz sho` nuf

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    8. Most of the above commnet are Joe posting anonymously. Joe can i give you a rancid P Shower?

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    9. ^ part your cheeks boy an get ready to accept a hard truth

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    10. Like Ambassador Stevens he bent over to the religion of peace

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  3. Sign up today only $17,5000 !!!

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    1. Take a two party, out of state starter check? It's good. I promise...

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  4. Find nothing but your money gone!

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  5. Ketchum is probably the biggest checkmate for footery.

    Checkmate footers.

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    1. ^ Stop it! Bigfoot exists. Bigfoot exists. Bigfoot exists!

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    2. ^ ^ are you really that easily fooled by the official smear campaign ? what a limited capacity of brain power and lack of vision (beyond your own bedroom) you have

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    3. The campaign saying bigfoot isn't real? They're not fooling me!

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    4. YES most BIGFOOT experts agree that Bigfoots are real.

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    5. but why are people coming on here saying its not real?

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    6. It seems that there are many "sects" in the "bigfoot world" and mucho fighting betwixt em..adding to the confusion when there ought to be a concerted and cohesive effort to unite for a long term in the field study

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    7. caws most folk dont want to gos in tham woods knowin that a bigfoot mighta gits tham

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    8. yous an edikedded man,cn y`all tel me som mowa ?

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    9. ids gots 9th grad educayshun shure do

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    10. yes, they're afraid that if they admit its real hen it could attack them. Skeptiks are such idiots.

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    11. me grandaddy asayin gos in tham woods takes you a gun

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    12. ^^ in truth there can only be one logical and reasoned answer to the bigfoot "question" for any level headed and even fairly intelligent person..there is a phenomenon as yet not understood by the mainstream..as to why this is yet to be answered in the face of the "evidence" is another question entirely.

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    13. whuts tham big wurds you be ausin

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    14. Most of the above commnet are Joe posting anonymously. Joe can i give you a rancid P Shower?

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    15. ^^^ y`mean them 3 and 4 string of letters ? they`re called words,ol` timer,jes words.

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    16. tham bigin wurds jits bumfumbles me shure do

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  6. Do insane people like Ketchum actually KNOW that they're insane?

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    1. Insanity is often the condition of inventors and discoverers..mundanity is the condition of the sheeple and you are one of the flock,clearly..careful you dodn`t get nipped by the sheepdog hemming in your vision.

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    2. Insanity is not believing in the existence of say, Bigfoot, yet being so obsessed with that non-belief that the nutcase returns to the same internet chat room, day after day, in order to try and convince others that he is right.

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    3. ^ sounds convincing to me

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    4. yes most experts would agree

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    5. ^^^ Joe posting anonymously

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  7. watch Hunting the Legend free

    http://viooz.co/movies/24566-hunting-the-legend-2014.html

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    1. huntin tham hawgs shure do
      lots of tham hawgs heers on the borders
      tham hawgs gots lots to eats caws all tham border jumpin mexicuns shure is

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  8. Can I get zapped by peach melba ?

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    1. No but you can zap Melba's "peach". Just be careful, she's sore.

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    2. Which Melba are we talking about? The Glamour Shot's Melba or the over the shoulder, she didn't know the camera was there Melba. One I can drink pretty. The other I couldn't drink enough to forget.

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  9. Is Melba still "sore"? I would imagine that her "cat' took quite a pounding, but I just ate.

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    1. ^ woke up with a spoon in his tater

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    2. I eat my taters with a fork thank you very much.

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    3. tham JEWs eats tham taters fer shure

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    4. ^ shurly theys jes too bizy cowntin dem beanz ?

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  10. A pertinent question - can Ketchum ketch`em ?

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  11. Armored vehicles on patrol, Kevlar-wearing, camouflage dressed officials carting high-powered rifles, tear gas wafting through the air – sounds like something right off the streets of Iraq. But it’s not. It’s actually the scene that’s playing out in Ferguson right now, with SWAT-type police taking to the residential streets for crowd control duties.
    THE NEW NORM

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    1. There are ALOT of white people the get shot by the police all the time. And nobody says squat.

      That's a little frustrating to say the least.

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    2. ^Read a history book you sack of crap.

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  12. bigfootweekend.com.....for 300 bucks you can sit at a table eat snake drink falstaff beer and listen for whoops and woodknocks,then the next day you can pay 25 bucks for a photo op with the celeb of your choice. also available are limited edition t-shirts also the smeja collection size xxxl sleeveless flannels of various colors or and autographed pipe ( tobacco only please ) from stacy brown also personal massages from rictor and how to push a website workshop with ro shabby and shawn......wow what a treat!!!!!

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    1. BUT, who is going to win the signed tube top raffel!??

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    2. why your automatically entered in that drawing when you cast your hoaxer of the year ballot

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    3. Is the mystery guest Michael Merchant?

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    4. Will he tap dance on the meat table in his underwear?

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    5. perhaps its the f.b.i's own taxi tim fasano

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    6. Dress code: no sleeves allowed

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    7. After the event it will give butt-hurt a new meaning with this line up.

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    8. the closing ceremonies will be a sing-a-long to puff the magic dragon....

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    9. you will also get to meet Joe, as he is one of these goofs

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    10. woohooo do we get to see his Welsh/USA Rabbit?

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    11. ^^^ will they wear sandals ?

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    12. puff? didnt he live down by the sea?

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  13. Ms. Melba-

    Could we please arrange to have 5 or 6 short busses full of JREFing fools zapped nightly for the next 2 years? Thy can remain strapped into their retard seats with the helmets on. We'll just pull the buses through like at a Mc Donalds drive up....

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    1. ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzTTT!!!!!!!!!

      NEXT!! PLEASE PULL FORWARD!!

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    2. tham mackdonalds whars tham mexicuns eats shure do

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    3. ans tham bigfoots - thays eatin @ dennys shure do

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    4. SO stake out dennys and U find bigfoot!
      BOBO needs to do a solo investigation @ Dennys

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