Thursday, June 12, 2014

Tim Fasano Says Bigfoot Are Not Humans and Not Artists


There's an ongoing debate on whether or not bigfoot is human. According to veteran researchers Tim Fasano they are definitely not human. According to Fasano, they don't make tools, they don't make fire, and they don't make art, which is what separates "us" from the animals.


38 comments:

  1. Im typically not one to talk down about other footers but has Tim ever brought anything significant to the table?

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    2. yes, once he took a picture of a bush and said there was a bigfoot sleeping in it but he didn't want to wake it and disturb it, he also invented popcorn bag shoes and portly mens outdoor clothing

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  2. His taxi is parked in a lay, five meters off to the right of the photo.

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  3. of course bigfoot ain't human. let alone a tall, hairy,long armed animal that walks like a man get with the program.. no new news here.

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  4. we are freaking hiding in the closet right now. Tornado alert! Sounds terrible outside! News says its coming out way.

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    1. Oh crap chick! I hope you're gonna be ok! Mother nature can be scary!

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    2. Are you OK Chicky Baby ?

      MMC

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    3. Freaking in closet, tornado on the way...posting on Bigfoot forum?

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    4. Anon 9:25 we are all friends here and she posted that because she knows she has people here that care about her and her husband. If that bothers you enough to feel the need to post something so sarcastic and condescending, I'm sorry.

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    5. Hey Big Jon and MMC & all! Thank you for thinking of us :) Hope Brokreson checks in.

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    6. Loose standard of a friend. At best you're long distance acquaintances.

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    7. ^some of us have learned to love and respect others and consider them friends whether we know them personally or not, the rest have so much anger and hatred in their heart that they are incapable of understanding that. I weep for the latter.

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  5. Buck stuck his Willy up Wild Bills Trapper and Jeff made a video of it while Huckleberry was giving reach arounds.

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  6. Did ya make it thru it okay Chick!!!......

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  7. these are some of the most insightful observations I've ever heard about bigfoot...bravo Tim Fasano ...bravo

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  8. And here I thought they were aliens from the planet Zeon. That TF has to be the smartest Bigfoot researcher of the bunch.....

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  9. Caption for picture:

    You fukk with my taxi and I poke you in da eyes with these sausages Moe !

    MMC

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  10. Yowie in Australia and some other countries, make fire. Bigfoot reappropriate and repurpose man made objects for their own uses. For instance, a stream erosion control tank was pulled out of the streambed and with gravel and probably water inside, carried 3 miles to the Bigfoot's living room, in Oregon.

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  11. I really have a love/hate thing going on with Fasano. He is obviously of above average intelligence, although his mode of speech suggests otherwise. I am not sure he is getting anything out of his research.

    On the other hand he reminds me of the uncle I wish I had had when I was a little boy. He would be the eccentric interesting but nice one. I bet he smells of sweaty old man lol

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    1. Don't confuse imagination with intelligence. This guy is an idiot.

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  12. This has to be one year old. T-FATS has not brought us anything either. So he must be an animal

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  13. They do use tools and exhibit symbolic behaviors. Is it art? Depends on who you ask.

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    1. And I probably wouldn't ask Tim Fasano.

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  14. Tim never uses a fork, is he even human?

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  15. Stick structures = Bigfoot Art.

    Since Bigfoot are highly telepathic, they have learned the local language. Which means, you can whisper a YES or NO question to them, and they will break a branch to signify a YES answer. They will do nothing if the answer is NO.

    Since Bigfoot can repurpose tools, can understand the local human language, can communicate with humans and can make art, then Bigfoot are people.

    Conversely, we can trace back human's history, and pin point exactly where yellow cab driver's in Florida, diverged from mainstream humans and became essentially a modern day neanderthal, complete devoid of an intelligent thought, but they never let that stop them from voicing their opinion in public, which was entirely based on insufficient field experience.

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