Cliff Barackman Talks About Jersey Bigfoot


GTS! GTS! GTS! That stands for Gym, Tan, Squatchin' bro, and that's how we get down in the Jerz! In this article Cliff Barackman discusses the Finding Bigfoot Season Four trip to New Jersey. Do you even squatch bro?

"The last night/early morning of my stay in the preserve, I was awakened by a very loud series of moaning howls from across the river. The first sound invaded my dreams sounding like a large piece of machinery grinding to a halt. However, I could hear the distant cranberry harvesting machinery, and this was lower, louder, and quite different. I groggily lifted my head in time to hear the second call, almost identical to the first, but now I could tell the sound’s source was organic. Each call was three to five seconds in length separated by two or three seconds of silence. They did not repeat. I quickly emerged from my tent into the rising sunlight to wake up Tyler who had slept through it all. My heart sank as I remembered that I had not set up my recorder for all night recording after the previous night’s extensive night walks… a rookie mistake, to say the least."

To read the rest of Cliff's article, check out his website cliffbarackman.com by clicking here.

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    1. Big jon hows ur fat wife doing?,,

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    2. Ok, it's Saturday night and I've been drinking so I'll bite. It's obvious your life is not going the way you want so choose to insult people you don't know to make yourself feel better. I want you to know that I'm sincerely sorry for you and I hope things turn around for you. I must add that things will never change until you turn all that negative energy into a positive. I wish you the best. Life gets better but you must be determined to make the necessary changes in order for that to happen. If you want to be loved and respected, you need to love and respect yourself first.

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    3. I LIKE FALL OUT BOY!!

      ALL CAPS

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    4. Big jon thinks he is a bad ass hes probably a negro

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    5. You mean African american

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    6. Big john for your information I love myself and you have a fat nasty wife,,!

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    7. Yup! Joe is an idiot.

      -chick

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    8. I agree Chick, joe is an idiot.
      -big john

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    9. Joe is an idiot and gay.

      MMG

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    10. Big Jon needs a serious beat down. He' s lucky he can rant hiding behind his computer. Big Jon...why don't you just shut the fuck up, keep your unwanted thoughts between you and your fat wife and leave the rest of us on the internet alone. You are such a pompous ass.

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    11. Big Jon needs a serious beat down. He' s lucky he can rant hiding behind his computer. Big Jon...why don't you just shut the fuck up, keep your unwanted thoughts between you and your fat wife and leave the rest of us on the internet alone. You are such a pompous ass.

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  2. RUMOR is that a bigfoot body was discovered somewhere in an east central state. Coyotes eating on it's remains when found. The body was taken to a university. This recently started floating around FB in the some of the bigfoot groups. No back story, no names that I know of yet.

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    1. Anon 7:15, haven't seen you in a while. Back to your old story telling habits I see.

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    2. I'm sure the MIB will be along shortly to collect it.

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    3. I heard that about the body too from a reputable source.

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    4. This could be the news we're all waiting for. Buckle up folks !

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    5. This story is really starting to pick up steam around the internet. I'm beginning to think this is the real deal folks.

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    6. 7:19 is 8:29
      Look at the timestamps^^^^^

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    7. It was hit by a car evidently. More news is leaking.

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    8. ^proves it's the same person. Nobody believes you!

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    9. This could be a bumpy ride people .

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    10. Lol^^^ self troll again... Look at time stamps^^^

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    11. Seriously dont u have a life?,,

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    12. From what I've been told this story is supposed to make headlines in the morning.

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    13. I heard they found it on some railroad tracks.

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    14. That's what I heard too. On or near railroad tracks. I'm getting excited.

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    15. OMG wasnt hit by car, it was hit by train!

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    16. its supposed to be breakingnews now..not the morning.

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    17. Tune in to channel HOAX news 14.

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    18. You get picked on at school

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    19. Wow, self trolling your own self trolls....thats next level stuff right there.

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    20. poor train....sniff sniff

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    21. And wutang clan and stevie nicks

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    22. And fall out boy and Adam sandler

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    23. Tomorrow will be the day of the Squatch.

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    24. Oh well. MIB just showed up, carted the whole darn thing off, threatened everyone with time in the pokie if they talked.

      Nothing to see here.

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    25. U R a self troller timestamp^^^^^

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  3. I sold Wild Bill some pants.

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  4. Fartface guy got caught trolling with himself.

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  5. Just thought I'd step in and say that Big Jon is giving some really good speeches out there tonight.

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  6. BJ should be back in the NW Bigfoot hunting.

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  7. Stepping in again to say those Jersey Bigfoot Boys are really making a name for themselves these days.

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  8. Stepping in again to say you have no life!

    MMG

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  9. ^And you're the 69th poster. Well done.

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