Bigfooting Is a Dangerous Job, We Hope Tim Fasano is OK


Wow! Florida Skunk ape hunter Tim Fasano is a lucky man that things weren't too terribly bad after the fall. We hope he's doing OK. According to Fasano, this is the first time he's ever gotten hurt.



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  1. Oh O

    Somebody got a Booboo

    First

    MMC

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    1. Booboo's are better than Bobo's. This stuff just writes its self sometimes.

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    2. What an actor he is ! Looking for pity. Its road rash you baby. Kids crash their skateboards and have bones sticking out and don't put on half the act you just did. Do you want a piece of cheese with that whine ?

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    3. Skookums abouts in tham woods thays gits U fer shure

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    4. if that Skookums get the scent of that blood U a gonner

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    5. tham skookums keeps atakin me hawgs dang tham critters

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  2. "According to Fasano, this is the first time he's ever gotten hurt."

    His feelings get hurt all the time, pretty much every second video of his is complaining about some other Bigfooter.

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    1. It's hard to get hurt sitting on your ass 24-7

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    2. Fat man Not walking! Timbo you paid for rim job that was nothing but a brush f-ing burn!

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    3. lots of folk getin hurttt Buck, Willy, Wild Bill, Jeff, and Trapper and Huckleberry got takin out by that sheepsquatch - (sheepsquatch piss got in Trapper eyes he hasn't been right since)

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    4. that Bear Beast almost took out the entire AIMS team! fortunately Trapper gave the command to open fire - give it to him - and the Team did just that ....

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    1. GRAYs they been takin DNA and making hybrids for years

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  4. Should have never gotten out of the car, dude

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  5. Willy and Jeff fell down into ol' BEAR BEAST'S den an Jeff was bleeding like a stuck hog

    http://www.destinationamerica.com/tv-shows/mountain-monsters/mountain-monsters-video/this-terrifying-bear-beast-den-sucks-hunters-into-the-ground.htm

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    1. ^^ that show needs to wheel out a Daisy May or Ellie sue or Mary Jo Bob scantly dressed and falling all over the place with some serious wardrobe malfunctions going on.

      Then they would have a better chance of attracting the big guy

      MMC

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    2. Isnt that Wild Bills job already?

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    3. ^ very funny

      Fasano digs the Italian chicks. Has featured many hotties on his site and I am sure his dashboard

      Tim would fit in well with the MM crew

      MMC

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    4. Wild Bill huntin da Shadow Creature fer shure

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    5. ^ maybe WILD BILL will get to uses that bowie knife on that Shadow Creature

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  6. Joe fits!!
    Ttl

    How's things going?

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  7. First !

    Huntin Bigfoot is a dangerous hobby.

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    1. Slipping in the ditch going after beer cans is too

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    2. sometimes bigfoots livin in ditches so folks dont aseein tham

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  8. sometimes Bear Beasts lookin like bigfoots so you thinkin thats a bigfoot but its a Bear Beasts

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  9. I thought weebles wobbled but they didn't fall down ?

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  10. you watch in his next video the big sissy will have a leg brace on and also be on crutches..then he will mention how much of a warrior he is for working through the pain.all in the name of research

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  12. everything is dangerous when you are an out of shape old fart.
    FFS!

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  13. Timmy, please take this hall pass and go to the nurses office. You are bleeding on the desk. She has lots of bandaids and bactine for boo -boos.

    Miss Kimberly

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    1. Miss Kimberly, I heered that bearded clam juice is good for boo boos.

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  14. We have pierced his blubber, soon all that sweet spermacetti oil will be ours! We can all light our lamps and annoint the heads of many kings.

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  15. Dr. Johnson, available for appointmentsThursday, June 12, 2014 at 12:37:00 PM PDT

    if you just put out gifting baskets and sing kumbaya the friendly forest people will come to you and give you a friendly reach around, nothing worse than a chapped pee pee and chaffed anus. Oh beautiful forest friends

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  16. Dr. Johnson, Available for appointmentsThursday, June 12, 2014 at 12:42:00 PM PDT

    OH BEAUTIFUL FORESKIN FRIENDS....forest, forest! tee-hee

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  17. Dr. Johnson, available for partiesThursday, June 12, 2014 at 12:46:00 PM PDT

    Once two big forest friends came into SOHA late in the evening and put me in a rotisserie, oh the joy and shame of it all, I had to rinse my gifting bowl after that

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  18. What the heck is a person attempting to climb a rock face at night. Even an experienced rock climber would think twice about doing that at night. Time for a complete change of researchers I would think......

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