Wow! Scientists Have Achieved Reliable Teleportation. Beam Me Up Scotty!

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Have you always wished you could just teleport somewhere like they do on Star Trek? Well, it may actually be possible. Sort of.

The Fortean Slip Science Minute 25 scientists achieve reliable quantum teleportation for the first time. This webcast is uncensored.

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  1. AnonymousFriday, May 30, 2014 at 12:06:00 AM PDT

    My second, first.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, May 30, 2014 at 8:14:00 AM PDT

      There's no intelligent life down here

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    2. AnonymousFriday, May 30, 2014 at 11:16:00 AM PDT

      I'm Henry the 8th I am, Henry the 8th I am I am...

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  2. Averege JoeFriday, May 30, 2014 at 12:39:00 AM PDT

    I was third but I teleported myself BACK so I could be second.
    I was going to be first but like Shawn said it hasnt been perfected yet.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, May 30, 2014 at 11:17:00 AM PDT

      That's cheating. And theoretically impossible. In that order.

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  3. AnonymousFriday, May 30, 2014 at 1:14:00 AM PDT

    I actually know some of the people in the research group at TU Delft who worked on this. They would never claim anything like : "Scientists have made teleportation possible."

    It is a simple (but technologically non-trivial matter) of setting some quantum parameter of one electron of a tangled pair. The pair is separated by a few meters. After setting the parameter it can be read out on the other electron, thus quantum information has been sent.

    That's about it. No teleportation, no sending of bits. Just writing and reading a quantum property of a tangled electron pair.

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    1. UnknownFriday, May 30, 2014 at 3:41:00 AM PDT

      Troof. You're speaking Portuguese to many of the locals though.

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    2. FOXFriday, May 30, 2014 at 11:32:00 AM PDT

      MEE LIKS ANOONYMOOS HEEM SMAERT GUD....DANIEEL FOOREST BRUTHER WOOOOO

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  4. AnonymousFriday, May 30, 2014 at 2:08:00 AM PDT

    ^ my head hurt just reading that I need a drink now !

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  5. AnonymousFriday, May 30, 2014 at 3:45:00 AM PDT

    I WANT MY HOVERBOARD DAMNIT!!!!!

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