Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:

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ReplyDeleteThat's my squirrel wtf!! TTl
DeleteI bet that squirrel buried his flip phone ages ago....
DeleteJK! Fantastic first TTl
That is MY squirrel, his name is NIPPER! Dont pet "NIPPER"as he dislikes it!!!
DeleteE PLURIBUS UNUM
ReplyDeleteDamn it Shawn stop whiting shit out
ReplyDeleteSo not only did I miss my first but I can't even say fuck woe the fuck is me fuckin shit
ReplyDeleteThis is the most compelling evidence for bigfoot I've seen yet.
ReplyDeleteNuts!
ReplyDeleteI thought squirrels lived in trees
ReplyDeleteSquirrels do love their nuts.
ReplyDeleteNow there's a squirrel with a well funded retirement plan.
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