Here are some more believable Bigfoot reports from April 1st
If you haven't read Dr. J's April Fools special yesterday, make sure you go check it out. After you've read that, here are some other popular April Fools new that was shared on Facebook, including one from the Yosemite Conservancy:
Yosemite Conservancy:
Exciting news! A new primate species has been discovered in the Sierra Nevada. Captured on camera deep in the forest, park scientists are describing it as "a large, hairy bipedal primate" and has quickly gained a reputation as the "Yosemite yeti". Next time you’re hiking in Yosemite’s woods, keep an eye out for this friendly forest creature!
Robin R. via Bigfoot Community:
I just watched a press release on CNN from BBC and Oxford University. It was about mitochondrial DNA that has been linked to an unknown primate in North American. This DNA was distinctive with very unusual and unexpected great ape and human DNA. A Dr. Bryan Skykes from Oxford University ran the tests. He is a Professor of Human Genetics at Oxford University. He is an expert on mitochondrial DNA. According to CNN the DNA was collected by 2 Sasquatch research groups called Southwestern Sasquatch Researchers of Wyoming and Sasquatch Investigators of the 4 Corners.
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