The "BIGFOOTING ETHICS 101 CONFERENCE" is coming!

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Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.

Rick Dyer will be hosting a conference on "Bigfooting Ethics 101" very soon in the "Ethics Capitol of the World" - WASHINGTON DC!!!

SPECIAL GUEST SPEAKERS will include....

Justin Smeja - "How to Kill a Bigfoot, Feign Remorse, and then Plan to do it again."

Tom Biscardi and Matt Whitton - "How to Assist a Hoaxer in Duping the Media"

Mike Patterson - "How to Record Bigfoot Vocals in the Studio"

Facebook/Finding Bigfoot and Christopher Noel - "The Role of Gullibility and How It Helps to Perpetuate the Lies of a Hoaxer"

A SURPRISE GUEST SPEAKER - "How to Befriend Other Bigfoot Facebook Group Owners, Mine Their Groups to Build Up Your Own Membership, Knife Them in the Back, Throw Them Under the Bus, and then Spread Lies About Them to Cover Your Tracks"

If you're interested in attending this conference, please send all your money to Rick Dyer today........ APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!



Comments

  1. AnonymousTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 6:02:00 PM PDT

    o yes. im first you bitches

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    1. rushferlifeTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 6:03:00 PM PDT

      Damn slow internet!! Congrats!!

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 7:06:00 PM PDT

      CAN SOMEONE GET ME A DIET SNAPPLE?!

      ALL CAPS

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 7:52:00 PM PDT

      Crap on a can coming your way;)

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  2. rushferlifeTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 6:02:00 PM PDT

    Harry!!!

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  3. AnonymousTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 6:06:00 PM PDT

    Morons.

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  4. AnonymousTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 6:10:00 PM PDT

    The guy who wore the costume in the 60s already came out and admitted it. Bigfoot does not exist.

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 6:16:00 PM PDT

      Too bad his story doesn't add up. Different costumes, etc.

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 6:26:00 PM PDT

      His story is more believable than apes running around North America

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 7:11:00 PM PDT

      So why did he lie about the costume? He passed a lie detector test, but he's a con man. Many can fake their way around that test.

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    4. AnonymousTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 8:46:00 PM PDT

      Go on sport explain how one can deceive that test.

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    5. AnonymousTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 9:11:00 PM PDT

      Really? You know that if you control your heart rate, stress levels etc. you can pass them. Easy for a con man or sociopath. Why don't you do yourself a favor and look up lie detector tests. Go on and google it, sport. They aren't even reliable in the courts. Go do some research.

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    6. AnonymousWednesday, April 2, 2014 at 1:24:00 AM PDT

      I agree with anon 9:11 but there are quite a few people who believe Smeja's story because he passed a lie detector test.

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  5. AnonymousTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 6:15:00 PM PDT

    Look on the right. Bigfoot is obviously diurnal. And slow. And stupid if you believe the PGF is real.

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  6. AnonymousTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 6:24:00 PM PDT

    He has lost all his marbles.....what a clown!

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  7. AnonymousTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 7:24:00 PM PDT

    I can say with 100% certainty that Matthew Johnson is a homosexual. He should not be judged for this or criticized. Matthew needs to be celebrated for the homosexual that he is.

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  8. AnonymousTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 7:50:00 PM PDT

    I am pleased and feel privileged to announce that a Bigfoot has been shot and killed today in Oklahoma. The body has been taken to local authorities with a news conference scheduled for later tonight. So stay tuned and buckle up folks, it's going to be a helluva' ride.

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  9. AnonymousTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 7:58:00 PM PDT

    I bet bigfoot meat tastes like BBQ. It's probably juicy and tender from stewing in that tangy BBQ blood of his. I'd love to get one on a spit and slow cook it for about 15 hours. Yum!

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 8:47:00 PM PDT

      I would like to as well. I bet it would taste wonderful. And you could drink the tears of bleevers for added fun.

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  10. AnonymousTuesday, April 1, 2014 at 8:01:00 PM PDT

    My uncle lord Lickerpuss once shot a big one. We had it on the Fourth of July. Tastes like sweet BBQ brisket.

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  11. AnonymousWednesday, April 2, 2014 at 3:08:00 AM PDT

    Bigfootery tip of the day:

    Call out other footers on their bull crap claims to deflect suspicion of your own bull crap claims.

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  12. AnonymousWednesday, April 2, 2014 at 11:02:00 AM PDT

    Additional surprise guest speakers on:
    1. Stealing established habituation areas from other research groups
    2. Badmouthing better researchers who have better equipment, better methods and habituable Sasquatch that are more communicative than at your own habituation site
    3. Misinterpreting tree frog croaks to claim that a Sasquatch is saying your name
    4. Did I mention badmouthing better researchers than yourself yet?

    You'll never guess who this surprise guest speaker will be. No wait, you probably will.

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  13. AnonymousWednesday, April 2, 2014 at 12:22:00 PM PDT

    I miss the days when there was no internet and the nutters who believed in bigfoot kept their nuttyness to themselves.

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    1. SquatchinluverWednesday, April 2, 2014 at 12:44:00 PM PDT

      And the skeptics didn't have nutty Bigfoot blogs to hang out at! Lol

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