Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:

FIRST!
ReplyDeleteRegards, lord Lickerpuss
M brookreson is scared of mike patterson sasquatch ontario.
ReplyDeleteThis video was the dumbest yet.
ReplyDeleteNonsense. Ever hear of a wheezing taxi driver named Fasano?
DeleteI crap in a can.
ReplyDeleteI pee in a cup.
ReplyDeleteI put my farts in a zip lock bag, then I put them in my freezer. They stay fresher that way.
ReplyDeleteFuckin retards ^^^
DeletePlease don't tell me he thought it was big foot smudging his mirror prior to spotting the bird because your head line makes it sound that way.
ReplyDeleteI spit high too!
ReplyDeleteLol^ "Enhance For Men" got by the electric bot fence.
ReplyDeleteOh, targeted and removed!
Delete^ She spits too. Avoid, I've had better.
DeleteHighly doubt you have ever had any at all
DeleteIf you want to see bigfoot, simply mix 1 cup of pee, 2 cans of crap, and a half bag of farts. Blend well, salt to taste, and enjoy.
ReplyDelete^A hit on the crack pipe helps, too.
ReplyDelete^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ReplyDeleteYet nobody can provide existence of bigfoot.....
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