Bigfoot on Meth!
Erik Williams new bigfoot novel "Bigfoot Crank Stomp" is a must have for any bigfoot enthusiast. Williams tackles the question that's been on everyone's minds, what if bigfoot was on meth? OR should we call him "methfoot"?
"In Williams’s book, bigfoot is captured by methamphetamines makers who test their new products on the giant beast. The result is a meth-crazed bigfoot who escapes and goes on the hunt for drugs to satisfy his jones. He smashes cops, crashes a porn set, and terrorizes anyone who goes near the woods, especially if he smells meth on them."To read more, and get your hands on this page turner, click here.
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DeleteBigfoot Survivorman Les Stroud April 16 2014-just simply to enlighten all of you-gaggle of net searching couch potatoes read your Bible about a few pages in on 17 year old jealous Cain's offspring banished by God for killing his 15 year-old brother Abel..."Am I my brother's keeper"? Cain answered God back disobediently. Cain broke Abel in pieces with a stick-then crushed Abel's skull with a stone for the evil one had entered Cain. The 1st born son of Adam/Eve; the 1st murderer on Earth; the 1st weapon of choice a rock. Cain buried Abel 3 x and the earth spit him out 3 x. God marked Cain with a sign and banished Cain FOREVER to the land of Nod (wandering) to the east Siberia China; Should be related to the Denisovan's. These creatures are the 1st man=Cain's offspring; OUR cousins. WE ALL came from the next born son of Adam/Eve-Seth thru Abraham-we are all related as brothers & sisters. Cain's offspring have been rummaging surviving off the land since year 17. Cain complained to God as he left that if "they" see me like this they'll hurt me...God said if anyone injures you God will punish them 7 fold; Cain complained further but they'll kill me...God said if any were to kill Cain God would punish them 70-fold. These Bigfoot creatures are Cain's offspring and we all are not supposed to hurt, injure, or kill them because God has already cursed/chastised them to wander the earth FOREVER. Bigfoot has abilities far superior experience to wilderness survival and the original language on earth was telepathic with no need for guttural voice box language words. Bigfoot are supposed to not interfere with Seth's offspring and us not to interfere with them. Bigfoot are huge creatures and are considered Masters of the Woods/the King of the Animals, extremely territorial, and cannibalistic. Their choice of weapons is the thrown rock. Clever ingenious woodsmen/noted tricksters...they are related to modern man. Survivorman could have just opened up an enormous can of whoop ass on mankind if people start interacting with them against God's commands and wishes. I'm afraid of what's coming; this will be painful and fully going to hurt...Fulfilled for inconsolably sad Adam as upon Adam’s death wished to be buried finally together with Abel's body of bones which stayed left on a rock up until Adam's death...no excuses do your research-the ’49rs gold miners Northern California had scary stories of Bigfoot tormenting and stealing their gold-nuff said
ReplyDeleteBigfoot Survivorman Les Stroud April 16 2014-just simply to enlighten all of you-gaggle of net searching couch potatoes read your Bible about a few pages in on 17 year old jealous Cain's offspring banished by God for killing his 15 year-old brother Abel..."Am I my brother's keeper"? Cain answered God back disobediently. Cain broke Abel in pieces with a stick-then crushed Abel's skull with a stone for the evil one had entered Cain. The 1st born son of Adam/Eve; the 1st murderer on Earth; the 1st weapon of choice a rock. Cain buried Abel 3 x and the earth spit him out 3 x. God marked Cain with a sign and banished Cain FOREVER to the land of Nod (wandering) to the east Siberia China; Should be related to the Denisovan's. These creatures are the 1st man=Cain's offspring; OUR cousins. WE ALL came from the next born son of Adam/Eve-Seth thru Abraham-we are all related as brothers & sisters. Cain's offspring have been rummaging surviving off the land since year 17. Cain complained to God as he left that if "they" see me like this they'll hurt me...God said if anyone injures you God will punish them 7 fold; Cain complained further but they'll kill me...God said if any were to kill Cain God would punish them 70-fold. These Bigfoot creatures are Cain's offspring and we all are not supposed to hurt, injure, or kill them because God has already cursed/chastised them to wander the earth FOREVER. Bigfoot has abilities far superior experience to wilderness survival and the original language on earth was telepathic with no need for guttural voice box language words. Bigfoot are supposed to not interfere with Seth's offspring and us not to interfere with them. Bigfoot are huge creatures and are considered Masters of the Woods/the King of the Animals, extremely territorial, and cannibalistic. Their choice of weapons is the thrown rock. Clever ingenious woodsmen/noted tricksters...they are related to modern man. Survivorman could have just opened up an enormous can of whoop ass on mankind if people start interacting with them against God's commands and wishes. I'm afraid of what's coming; this will be painful and fully going to hurt...Fulfilled for inconsolably sad Adam as upon Adam’s death wished to be buried finally together with Abel's body of bones which stayed left on a rock up until Adam's death...no excuses do your research-the ’49rs gold miners Northern California had scary stories of Bigfoot tormenting and stealing their gold-nuff said
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