Kelly Shaw Reports: Bigfoot Bites Rabbit's Head Off, Tosses Body at Hiker


Here's the latest Bigfoot report from Kelly Shawn. In this report, he brings up a Bigfoot sighting report while out Bigfooting with Jenny and Brody. Listen to their conversation as they search for the exact location RMSO accidentally captured a suspect Bigfoot on video the week before.



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    1. I LIKE FALL OUT BOY!!

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    2. Used up and stupid comment^

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    3. for the $$$ AKs will do the JOB! takes hogs out with no worries...

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    4. I LIKE FALL OUT BOY!!

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    5. Stand In Girl is the top band of all time!

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    6. I like women like Eva. Women with big surprises.

      :)

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    7. Whatever floats your boat Joe.

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    8. All schooled!

      ha ha ha ha! This is one of the best days in my life!

      :)

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    9. fake joe popped his analgland

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    10. LOL

      Joe is getting beat down by his fake and knows that he is making us see all his stupidity, so he refuges in anon mode and starts making offenses!

      ALL HAIL TROLLANDIA! WE GOT THIS BLOG!

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    11. I made poopy in my pants.

      MMC

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    12. fake joe getting beat off by the trolls

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    13. Trust me, nobody can take it up the asss like Joe. Loose as a wizard's sleeve!

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    14. Joe takes it up the asss from me while he takes Ernie's weiner in his mouth

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    15. Don't be so hard on your self Bert,btw whats it like having someones hand stuck up your tater thingy 24/7 ? xx

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    16. I'd love to put my hand up his tater thingy.

      No homo

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    17. When he is super vile, you know it is sweet cheeks. And Bert is also fake joe. Same person for all three. Sweet cheeks made his debut when DC was nowhere to be found. And when he left, DC appeared again. Hmmmmmm.

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    18. Nope, not Ernie at all. You would never guess who I am LOL! Anyone who has been paying attention can figure it out. DC had to give it a break when the ball shot didn't die down.

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    19. DC was rabid for months, he couldn't control himself. He went away and here comes gol den boy, then bert the moron. And now DC hardly posts at all. Amazing isnt it?

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    20. Well i for one was quite grateful for Daniels b*ll shot because it reminded me that i was nearly out of cotton wool b*lls xx

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    21. It reminded me that I enjoy stomping on acorns in the driveway

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    22. Yes, yes, yessss!!

      ALL HAIL TROLLANDIA!!

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    23. trolls getting raped and liked it.

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    24. if that is Danielle he's more of a sick perverted attention seeking homo than we suspected. Or not.

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    25. There r 2 berts, niether r DC. DC was the first fake Joe but not the present 1.

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    26. ^the guy playing bert being defensive.

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    27. Oh yeah, its true. Look at what he types.

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    28. Bert the troll on the ropes losing his mind. DC.

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    29. Here is an idea, why not troll the trolls. Steal their ids and lay waste? Not hard to do, they have done it in the past. What if we had 5 or 6 new berts? A couple of DCs also?

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    30. I agree on the 2 Berts. One is bipolar and hugely depressed and the other talks like a violent sex offender.

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    31. seems legit for someone with mental problems.

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    32. 1:30. that exactly what us trolls want!!! That why we like troll killer. Clutter this blog with nonsense!

      ALL HAIL TROLLANDIA!!

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    33. Nah it's not what you want.

      ALL FAIL TROLLANDIA!!

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    34. The vile bert has an exrra finger showing on his right hand. The depressed bert doesnt.

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    35. I LIKE FALL OUT BOY!

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    36. I wanna lick Eva's taterhole.

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    37. Daniel must be off his meds again.

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    38. Joe has officially given up. It's over folks. Our job is done here. All can now return to normal.

      I'd like to thank the rest of the community for sticking in there. You've all been splendid.

      - The Trolls

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    39. One shows more finger than the other. Very slight.

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    40. ^^ Trolls need new material. Nobody even reads it anymore.

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    41. ^ terrible reading comprehension

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    42. any one want to bang my fuzzhole? <--team troll homo red leader

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    43. Nope, fingers are the same. Hes just planting false info.

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    44. Man,, Joe is going crazy making anon posts today. He must be afraid of getting trolled if he uses his Joe or Ernie accounts. Poor baby

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    1. Joe, you left your panties at my house last night.

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    2. any other fellow trolls want to bang my fuzzhole? <--team troll homo red leader

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    3. Really retarded and nobody cares^

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    4. i'm sorry for my behavior. they give me these weird pills and it messes me up.

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    5. Why don't you go ahead and down the whole bottle...and go to sleep. ?

      Just a thought...

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    6. Guilt tactics don't work, plus you are right

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    7. Yes, yes, yessss!

      ALL HAIL TROLLANDIA!!

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    8. I Cannot believe how anybody can be so Sober this EARLY in the Morning,

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  3. ahm sayin thankin U agoing in tham thar woods takin U a shotgun fer U safety

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    1. AK a better choice - more rounds and a longer range than a shotgun........

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  4. I heard Les Stroud (on one of the Survivorman episodes) talking about Rabbits.

    He said there is such a thing called 'rabbit starvation'. Basically that rabbits are so lean and that if you only eat the "meat" you can still starve to death eventually as there is no fat.

    He said that if one were ever in that situation - you would really have to eat the bones, brains and eyes to get the other nutrients needed for survival.

    Of course - on the other hand - it would certainly be just a pretty intimidating display to a hiker to bite a rabbits head off and chuck the rest of the body at 'em. :)

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    1. 野人在这里我们用不了多久,最好独自离开

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    2. skoocooms critters on U fer shure tak U reel quik lack, skoocooms decapitate U or any critter and eats tham fer shure

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  5. Tossing dead animals to hikers, to me makes perfectly sense for a creature that wants to reamin undetected. Good strategy, big man!

    :)

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    1. Hi Troll -

      Perhaps the hikers surprised the bigfoot ?

      Or could be bull crap...hard to say for sure isn't it?
      Or were you there?

      Were you there for all of the thousands of reports instant expert ?

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    3. I wasn't there, that's why I believe the story.

      Schooled.

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    4. If you can't prove it wasn't a Bigfoot, then there is your Bigfoot.

      You were welcome.

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    5. We are full of smart people here

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    6. Nothing can cheat you guys, you're too smart

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  6. LF here... is there anything people wont believe?
    FFS!

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    1. no video. its just a story that he is retelling for our enjoyment. but the rmso does put out about 73 videos per day

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  8. Not even a rabbit in the film. Just crazy people looking for magic giant monkey!!

    and you will like it!!

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  9. drones get you the bigfoots, drones takes bigfoots unawares

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  10. I was walking in the woods near my home and some thing threw a chipmunk and a deer carcass at me. Both we're missing there heads. It must have been a large bf that threw the deer and an adolescent that threw the chipmunk. What do you guys think.

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    1. You were actually outside ? Walking..in woods??

      Wow - you must have been exhausted! Not to mention scared out of your wits!

      Maybe he looked at you...and thought you looked a little hungry ?

      Chipmunk appetizer ? Deer main course...

      Do you know Shawn also get's paid by comments?

      Each moronic comment you trolls post..he's cashing in. :) Idiots.

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    2. First, who cares?
      Second, that is 100% false. Idiot.

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    3. Trying another route. You know every time you comment someone makes money. You can't beat these trolls and it's killing you. You can't win. The only way you win is with 100 percent proof of big foot and that means a body. Which you will never get. So sad.

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    4. I could really care less if they find a bigfoot or not ?

      You trolls are the worthless idiots...get a life.

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    5. Yes, yes, yesss!

      ALL HAIL TROLLANDIA!!

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    6. No more copy and paste please^ We deserve originality!

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  11. bigfoots like chupacabras comes out @ night and hunts for critters, then goes back to their dens whars thay bez safe

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  12. 7 minutes and 54 wasted seconds that I will never get back!

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  13. Unverified joe is the most knowledgable voice in the world of big foot. I will now call him doctor unverified joe. Congrats.

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    1. What is everybody talking about with daniel and ball shot? apparently I've missed something.

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  15. Eva pushed me...she pushed me real hard..

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  16. Sorry that guy,i'll be more gentle next time xx

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  17. Bigfoot bites rabbit's head off. That isn't news. Rabbit bites Bigfoot's head off? Now that's news.

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  18. ביגפאָאָט איז ניט מעגלעך .

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  19. thar bez tham bigfoots in da deep woods fer shure, lots of folks talks abouts tham critters fer yeers

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