What Would Harry Do?
Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.On Sunday, January 5th, at 3;25 pm, I received the following Facebook Private Message (PM) from a “Facebook Friend” who I don’t know at all. To be honest, many people request to be a “Facebook Friend” of mine and I’m pretty easy going and accept most requests. Anyway, his name is Rob Bozzuto and he lives in Boise, Idaho.
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ReplyDeleteWOOHOO LIVING THE DREAM!!!
Deletecongrats, bigdaddy!
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what would harry do? ;)
Deleteball boy
Ball boy your alright.
DeleteDammit man the beer be hitting me hard. You're*
DeleteHarry is a damn good man ball boy.
DeleteIt's okay, daddy! i knew what you meant.
DeleteBall Boy
And you're DAMN right, harry is a good man...
DeleteBall Boy
Lol thank gentlemen good morning and first I wouldn't carry a tommy gun it's gonna be a street sweeper
DeleteSomehow the ambiance of dangerous man is spoiled by the wimpy shorts and sandals. The "old man" look.
DeleteI'd never wear that either I've seen this pic setup somewhere it was either a museum in Chicago or somewhere in Vegas regardless I'm not chubby and I hate plaid
DeleteBut thank you Shawn for the awesome reference to me though he was talkin about Harry and the Hendersons Harry I'm not above taking it as a big ups
Deletefirst you bitches
ReplyDeleteSecond bitch
Deletedon't do it harry...
ReplyDeletedon't do it.
First you bull dykes
ReplyDeleteBears.
ReplyDeletethis seems to be the place to get real deal bigfoot evidence. no bullshit just facts.
ReplyDeletebigfoot and facts. that's a good one.
Deletedmaker and facts. Oil and water.
DeleteWhat a maroon.
Sup dork.Got my drink on.Chivas Regal.I think I just seen Bigfoot eating at Jack in the Box.
DeleteHey Sup Dork. How's it going? Just enjoying a glass of Singleton myself.
DeleteSuck Dork Dude is really cool...
DeleteWhat Would Ball Boy Do?
ReplyDeleteI'd go get that thar stunk ape and stuff 'em good!! Take it in my RV around the US of A and make me some $$$
ReplyDeleteExactly what was the Arkansas Wild Man,
ReplyDeleteMany believe that stories of Bigfoot, a gigantic
hairy man-like creature with huge feet,
originated in the Pacific Northwest. This is
not precisely correct. Early settlers of the
South reported encounters with strange
Sasquatch-like monsters long before the first
recorded sightings in Washington and
Oregon.
As they pushed their settlements deep into
the woods and their hunts even deeper, the
early frontier people of the South often ran up
against mysteries that defied explanation.
One of the most bizarre involved a series of
events surrounding a creature called the
"Wild Man" by newspapers of the 1840s.
The earliest known recorded sightings took
place in February and March of 1846 in the
Crowley's Ridge area of eastern Arkansas.
Stories about the creatures appearance were
carried in newspapers across the nation,
with the Baltimore Sun reporting on March
13, 1846, that "his track measures 22 inches,
his toes are as long as a common man's
fingers, and in height and make, he is double
the usual size."
Other reports followed, with a second surge
of news coverage taking place in 1851. The
New Hampshire Patriot and State Gazette
reported on May 29th of that year that an
expedition was about to leave Memphis to
hunt for "the wild man." The monster was
said to be "of gigantic size and covered with
hair."
The same newspaper followed with a page
one account on June 5th, quoting the
Memphis Enquirer as its source for a report
that the Wild Man had been seen chasing a
herd of cattle:
...He was of gigantic stature, the body being
covered with hair, and the head with long
locks that fairly enveloped his neck and
shoulders. - The "wild man" after looking at
them deliberately for a short time, turned and
ran away with great speed, leaping from 12 to
14 feet at a time.
The Enquirer account noted that the monster
had been seen in St. Francis, Greene and
Poinsett Counties for 17 years, a statement
that indicates that now lost reports may have
been made as early as 1834.
Col. David C. Cross and Dr. Sullivan of
Memphis were said to be organizing an
expedition to search for the creature. This
may well have been the first Bigfoot hunt in
American history. No written details of the
results of their search have yet been found,
but certainly could exist.
Another round of accounts appeared in the
nation's newspapers in 1856. On January
3rd of that year the Pittsfield Sun reported:
A wild man, seven feet high, is stated to be
roaming through the great Mississippi bottom
in Arkansas. Numerous travelers and hunters
have asserted that they have seen him, but
none have been able to get near enough to
give particulars concerning the strange being.
This story is dedicated to the ghost of Mike Brookreson.
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DeleteWow, 9:04 can copy paste as well as Joe.
DeleteGot copy paste suit ?
DeleteThere is stuff roaming Arkansas but its usually guys married to their sisters, not bigfoot.
DeleteJust a reminder for everyone:
ReplyDeleteDr Johnson is the footer with the permanent head injury.
Taterhole Kidd says he's gotta bruise in the rump too.
DeleteYou went to SOHA and woke up with your pants unbuttoned?
DeleteI don't like Dr. Johnson, he pushed one time...he pushed real harrd.
DeleteI like to bruise the taterhole.It's so inviting when it winks at you.
DeleteA wink is as good as a nod to a blind taterhole.
DeleteI'm placing my balls in doc Johnson's mouth as I write this.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I taste like tapioca? You little devil you! I'm going to up the flavor now!
ReplyDeleteGo lay down and lick yourself.
DeleteYes master....
DeleteI love ponies too! Now swallow man bitch!
ReplyDeleteChristian and GAY! I would so wreck that dude's rectum! Ugh-huh.I like them french fried taters.
ReplyDeleteMercury is a nice car, ugh-huh......
ReplyDeleteEditor’s Note:Dr. Matthew Ahole. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Looney Toon world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Erection for his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing erection, he went to the public and described one of the most intense erections ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Erectyle Dysfunction USA.
ReplyDeleteOn Sunday, January 5th, at 3;25 pm, I received the following Facebook Private Message, I also have no idea why I added the time, it felt important because I usually jerk off at around 3:15 pm everyday (PM) a “circle jerk Friend” who I don’t know at all. To be honest, many people request to be a “circle jerk Friend” of mine and I’m pretty, also I'm easy going and accept most guys to suck me off. Anyway, his name is, wait I can't remember, I'm cumming. Anyway, I just want to make myself look like people like me, because I have a complex.
Anyone notice that this "doctors" blog about Bigfoot is mostly about himself and not so much the Bigfoot?
ReplyDeletedude , you just smashed it head on! he thinks that we actually give a rats ass what and who he dines with, talks to, and I bet this gardener with girl parts(boobs) thinks we would all drop everything to habituate with him and his fellow liberal do-goody friends. I don't like this man and when I see i'll kick him in his baby sized bag! it's not about sasquatch it's all about this tools credibility with his academic peers.
Delete"the most credible people in the Bigfoot world" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath*
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Yup. Its a joke alright as credible people in bigfoot world are a myth.
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ReplyDeleteWhy do old men always wear those silly shorts and sandals like little kids?
Lol i think its from having a family.i have a whole theory on old guy clothes from the Shit i see my dad wear.
DeleteLike Todd, from GOLD RUSH show!
DeleteLol about as much of a dr as dr. Phil
ReplyDeleteDr. Phil M. Taterhole
DeleteMashed, boiled or baked in the skin?
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