Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:

Phirst
ReplyDeletemoist, i mean, foist!
DeleteThat Phirst guy walked up and pushed me one day!
DeleteHe pushed me real harrd.
Right in the old taterhole.
DeleteTherd
ReplyDeleteI believe Lord Lickerpuss is the greatest bigfoot hunter ever. He once arm wrestled paddy, and won.
ReplyDeleteI'd forgotten about that.
DeleteMe too Clive, but I just researched the video, and it conclusive. Lickerpuss took Biggy down with authority.
ReplyDelete