Guaranteed results for any harried, time-pressed skeptard, too busy racing between the skeptoid boards and this blog for proper exercise.
Of course, as many of you skeptards have demonstrated, you regularly pound yourselves into the ground trying to make points here.
But here we have a visual demonstration of this typical skeptardical activity. We know what to picture now every time a skeptard acts up and flunks out with his or her fantastical reaches and wild-a$$ed claims.
Actually, Inmate Number 12:10, this is a video of a skeptard working out. No, it's not a metaphor: This is an actual skeptard workout.
Now we have another clue as to why they say such silly things, such as your attempt at a comment. That's what you get for living in a mythical anti-bigfoot-anti-you-name-it world.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
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ReplyDeleteProudly presenting, the Skeptard Workout Video.
DeleteGuaranteed results for any harried, time-pressed skeptard, too busy racing between the skeptoid boards and this blog for proper exercise.
Of course, as many of you skeptards have demonstrated, you regularly pound yourselves into the ground trying to make points here.
But here we have a visual demonstration of this typical skeptardical activity. We know what to picture now every time a skeptard acts up and flunks out with his or her fantastical reaches and wild-a$$ed claims.
Mulders world?
ReplyDeleteWhat about DWAs world?
You know he's dumb since he spelled board as bored...
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IDIOT.
m brookreson will do anything to be noticed.
DeleteThank you Shawn for posting this perfect metaphor about the mythical bigfoot world and what its believers do after every hoax.
ReplyDeleteActually, Inmate Number 12:10, this is a video of a skeptard working out. No, it's not a metaphor: This is an actual skeptard workout.
DeleteNow we have another clue as to why they say such silly things, such as your attempt at a comment. That's what you get for living in a mythical anti-bigfoot-anti-you-name-it world.
That was a recent reaction of a TEAM Tracker member to Dick Ryders pictures of dead Hank.Poor bastard.
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