Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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ReplyDeleteWOOHOO.LIVING THE DREAM!
DeleteHey Bigdad!!
DeleteHey Joe. Hope all is well on your side of the world.
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DeleteHaha I gave you my address on this blog for everyone to see, come get some bitch mr. "3g"
DeleteFasano is the sexiest.
ReplyDeleteYep, sexiest fat cab driver bigfoot hoaxer out there
Deletesomeone should tell these people they are wasting their time, bigfoot don't exist
ReplyDeleteObtaining evidence of bigfoot is the last thing any of these people want. Whatever measly amount of notoriety they currently have will evaporate.
DeleteThen why do you still believe ?
DeleteSoooo....why are you wasting your time here, pray tell? Whatta empty life you must have...talk to yourself much?
Deleteeducation is not a bad thing
Deleteyou may as well ask why do teachers teach
nothing wrong with wanting to teach people about the reality of nature and while doing so some critical thinking skills as well
no bigfoot = no bigfoot its that simple
It's like watching Gilligan's Island. Anon 9:20 just appointed himself Gilligan.
Delete9:27... No brains = denial and fear based expression.
Delete= reassurance = closure desperation = cyber relations and too much 'self time'.
Pity.
oh so your saying bigfoot exists are you joe?
Deletefunny that because the scientific community says it doesn't so I think I am going to trust them over you
thanks for trying though, no really, thanks
Failed and misleading peer reviews;
Deletehttp://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=7584
http://boingboing.net/2012/09/21/of-gm-corn-and-rat-tumors-why.html
http://blogs.berkeley.edu/2013/10/04/open-access-is-not-the-problem/
Examples of where science has been wrong... And that took me just two seconds.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand still no bigfoot
Deletethis moron just doesn't get it does he?
... "Said the fragile minded Anon to the shrink as he lay spread eagle on the couch... To much head shaking of the said professional"
Deleteso... now let's count how many times science was right, Joey! Let's do a statistics! You know everything, you surely are a master in statistics as well!
DeleteCount them and make a confidence interval estimate of science being right!
Let's just focus on the same small examples of flaws the tarnish specific sources of evidence.
DeleteThey mean bro hit according to your logic.
Schooled.
Man Joe was getting destroyed above. But what we really want to know is, if the Anons pee'd in your face Joe, would you hold it against them...........Peace
DeleteSo Joe,
Deletea man that claimed to have attended one of the best college in the UK (false),
a man that then claimed that actually he is a musician,
a man that lives 4500 miles away from the source of the subject of his studies,
a man that, if depended by him, would bring people that doesn't believe in aliens in front of a wall and shot them,
a man that studied biology, evolution, anthropology and all the natural sciences in general on the internet,
a man that find the answer to 99% of our answers with the word "cover up"
a man that claims things that nobody else thinks in the world, like the Zana=100% subsaharian human=Bigfoot,
pretends to be right and science to be wrong
Sounds legit
Wow Joe getting his daily dose of being ridiculized
Delete^ By guys who spend their precious spare time studying and trolling a random guy from Wales who just so happens to be into Bigfoot.
DeleteTell me who is ridiculous again?
A long hard look into that mirror is overdue my friends.
MMG
It is called teaching, butthurt MMG, why having school in our society then?
DeleteSparklecake!!!
DeleteFinally crawled out of mommies basement for some fresh air, eh?
You tell em MMG, crawl out of that basement..
DeleteMMC
DWA taking an absolute pummelling from Don:
ReplyDelete"The informed skeptic:
The one who also has read all the relevant monographs. And by relevant I do not include things like the 411 books, or the crypto anthologies. I mean the monographs by the leading academics. And I only include the monographs because there are actually no peer reviewed papers dealing with the existence of sasquatch ( surprising, I know) So monographs are what we are left with. Monographs do not have to pass peer review, so you can say basically anything you want.
The one who has also read quite a few bigfoot witness reports, but also correctly puts this entire body of evidence into the " nice story, but what do you have to back it up" category. I like fan fiction just as much as the next guy, I just don't call it a "body of evidence" and pretend that it indicates anything."
He and Kit are re-posting all of DWA's bald-faced lies to effectively destroy any contribution he is attempting to make. It is hardly surprising that biggest advocates of the creature's existence are shown to be untrustworthy.
DeleteYou two imbeciles need to get a life.
DeleteSunday afternoon, skimming Monster.com to see what's out there. Rattling your cage because you put yourself in it and locked the door.
DeleteCheck out some 411 and come back with the same. Hundreds of missing people in national forests up and down the country and not so much a piece of disclosure by the forestry commissions as to details and not even lists drawn up of these people? Yeah, right. Why would special forces be drafted in on a couple of ocassions and kept from the general public, and why would these soldiers then proceed up mountains into various other valleys of wilderness areas? These missing people are predominantly woman and especially children that falls in like with ten thousand years of native culture and understanding of such behaviour.
DeleteFailed and misleading peer reviews;
http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=7584
http://boingboing.net/2012/09/21/of-gm-corn-and-rat-tumors-why.html
http://blogs.berkeley.edu/2013/10/04/open-access-is-not-the-problem/
Now such a black and white process anymore, no?
"In modern psychology, an important theory about how we make decisions under uncertainty is the “heuristic and biases” method of Tversky and Kahneman (1974; Kahneman et al. 1982). This posits that human being use heuristics, which are short cuts to solve problems that are not always reliable, and that we are subject to cognitive biases that might impair the success of our decisions."
Send that do Dnaker with love from Wales.
Peace.
Go tell him yourself dumbfuck. Oh that's right you don't have the balls ya Welsh fairy!
Deletenice typing on the keyboard there joe, very nice, great use of those keys and great use of the internet, no bigfoot though, shame
DeleteDon knows where to find me... He's got burned enough to know.
DeleteAlso... PGF & Leaping Russian Yeti, glad I could help.
I'm off out now to watch a band, get drunk and beat the entire village up... Small ya later!
Oh please. Don has always and will continue to smoke you every time he visits here. I am getting kind of worried about him though. lung cancer is a bitch.
DeleteDon is my bitch... Drinking now... So he not important.
DeleteJoe, if Don and Fatsano pissed in your face, would you hold it against them??
DeleteMy favorite kind of loser is Skepic fanboy's.
DeleteGo Don! Go! Yay! :)
MMG
You can't spell at all. Typical butthurt footer.
DeletePoor sparklecake.
Don't think Timmy Fat is in a position to joke other people
ReplyDeleteI'VE BEEN TRACKING SASQUATCHES FOR 25 YEARS
Does Fasano still live in a car ?
DeleteHe upgraded to a van down by the river.
DeleteIts about time for a new Fatsano hoax any day now. We know we can count on Shawn to promote it
DeleteYou may find it to your liking when you receive nought what you thought you might find or even less than that.
ReplyDeletetouche'
DeleteSo is Fasano on board with Dyer? Did they meet up when Freezer Boy went to pick up his newest Hankmobile in Tampa? Is he one of Lindsay's "big names" who verified the Hankalope? Inquiring minds...
ReplyDeletecheesus i see we have no "cough" bigfoot yet.
ReplyDeleteTim Fasano's Matt Moneymaker Impersonation is shit
ReplyDeleteso is his research
DeleteHEY JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCheck out the comments in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vA5x2Z2lA8#t=145
Particularly Michael Weston's:
"Bigfoot does NOT exist. It's been disproved. The original person that had "evidence" said later in life that it was a hoax. Exactly like the Loch Ness Monster."
"The creatures have no record before the 1950's. There would have had to have been tens of thousands of the animals to sustain any kind of wild population. Considering the size of the Bigfoot, that kind of animal would require a very large amount of food. With the incredible expansion that the west coast has seen over the past 60 years, the Bigfoots(Bigfeet?) would have had to start doing what bears and other large animals are doing. They would be going through our garbage and wandering in our suburban neighborhoods. Don't you think that we'd have more verifiable sightings? With as many people as there are with camera phones don't you think we'd have gotten some good photographic evidence? Unless this creature is immortal, or came down on an alien spaceship for the occasional vacation, then there should be some form of fossil record of it. Or we would find the bodies of their dead. Speaking of dead Sasquatches, there is a $1 million reward for a Bigfoot, dead or alive. With all of the "sightings" and the number of hunters, not to mention the economic state this country is in, don't you think one would have been shot or captured by now? And lets say that they are super sneaky, they have a whole civilization hidden from us. We should have found some evidence of them, a hair, a body, a drop of blood, something, ANYTHING to prove they exist. New species are found every month. But do you know what they have in common? Unless they come from the ocean, they are all TINY. Typically frogs, lizards, snakes, insects, plants etc. When was the last time you've heard of something being discovered that was a land mammal and 8 feet tall and 500+ pounds? There are documentaries, reality TV shows, whole networks of people all around the world that are searching for Bigfoot. We would have found one by now.
Further reading...
http://listverse.com/2012/12/30/top-10-reasons-bigfoot-probably-doesnt-exist/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raymond_L._Wallace
And you don't need to clear cut entire forests to find it. If it was a single specimen, then sure, it would be hard to find. But over the decades with the number of creatures it would require to have a sustainable population, we would have found one without trying very hard. And there are those out there that are literally pouring their entire life into finding one."
He's just begging for a "schooling"
2 words: Sasquatch Ontario
DeleteI don't kow about all that dribble, But I have seen one, a bigfoot. And you?
DeleteWe will not tolerate your lies BP you fascist piglet.
DeleteNo, you haven't.
DeleteYes....i. did!!!!
DeleteHe is referring to a sighting of Joe's mom
DeleteI saw two bigfoots. They were pissing in Joe's face.
Deleteoink oink !!
Delete^regarding the two bigfoots pissing in Joe's face...did they hold it against him?
DeleteThe bigfeet didnt really mind, and Joe enjoys the golden showers
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