Sunday, January 5, 2014

The Ten Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty: Rictor's Bigfoot Encounter?


Did Rictor have his first Bigfoot encounter in this clip? Find out this week! Spike TV's new series, The Ten Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty, airs this Friday 10,9c. Who will win the biggest television jackpot of all time?



85 comments:

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    1. that's two today, eh, looney?


      ball boy

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    2. Hello my fellow trolls with small poles and brown holes.

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    3. ......hello......harry?


      ball boy

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    4. 12:48 #tooneytard approved

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  2. I have to admit the trolls are right.

    It's just not worth it anymore.

    I'm done with bigfoot. It's all a lie.

    I'm leaving now. I'll be posting on mlpforums.com under the user name sparklecake.

    Goodbye
    (reposted because I didn't get the attention I deserve)

    MMG

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    1. One small step for man...one giant leap for Squatch-Kind.

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    2. you're MMG, it's plain obvious you'll not get attention

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    3. Lotta talkin about the MMG dog....

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    4. John Jones Spoke actually thinks that was posted by the real MMG!

      That is just awesome.

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    5. Have you seen MMGs You Tube channel?

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  3. Sometimes WangAnus gets them rectal cramps real hard.

    WA

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  4. No one wins the bounty. They knew this was not possible when they decided to make the show. The network already saw that a show that produces nothing, starring a bunch of knuckleheads is profitable and cheap to produce.

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    1. Look at the big brain on Brett!

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  5. The Guy That Wasted 25 YearsSunday, January 5, 2014 at 12:56:00 PM PST

    Liars! I'm the only serious guy out there!

    I'VE BEEN TRACKING SASQUATCHES FOR 25 YEARS

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    1. I love you Matty! Keep up the good work!

      - MMG

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    2. Yeah good at finding NOTHING!

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  6. I just typed in www.bigwelsh.fartsplat.com and it redirected me here....what gives?

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  7. It's chilly. Make chili. Eat chili then chill out in a chili coma....and you'll like it.

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    1. Delicious grill scrap chili, more like it.

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    2. I didn't say better then homemade that doesn't mean it isn't delicious

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    3. I want to taterhole the Red head in the Wendy's commercials. And when I'm done I want her to say"Now thats better".

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  8. Mental illness is no squatching matter.

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    1. They are a type of mentally ill people.

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    2. Soka soka I tells ya. I'm mentally deranged and 760 lbs feral human. Yeah I'm not peaceful one bit.

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  9. No. Who the fuck believes any of this shit?

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    1. What's the matter, lack of fecal matter?

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    2. 2 Welsh guys and a dude from Texas. The rest of us are here for the free Zagnut bars.

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    3. Three Welsh women walk into a bar....

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    4. And they all sat in the corner hijacking free Wi-Fi on their iPhones to post on BFE ^

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  10. wow someone in the vid said thats a sasquatch. maybe he'll win 10 million if he already seen one.

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  11. Rictor looks tired. Nothin like a hard day of squatchen and a torrid night of wild eyed bungholery to wear a man out.

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    1. don't u say shit bout rictor!!!


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  12. Just like the FINDING BIGFOOT show, and MOUNTAIN MONSTERS, their is a small army of support people with them.
    The FINDING BIG FOOT team has 4 clowns, that are supported by 15 other people who the viewers don't see. Light men, Camera men, Producers, assistant producers, Medical people etc.
    How could they quietly go through the woods? AND at night. if there are any Big foots nearby, their gone!
    This new show will be more of the same, except with 9 clowns instead of four! It's all BULLSHIT!
    But I plus millions of other dummies will watch this crap, because we are bored, and what to believe!
    They'll make tons of Money!

    It should be call THE BIGGEST BULLSHIT BIG FOOT SHOW since Rick "Dicky" Dyer was born!

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    1. How about you go find one the "right" way and school us all? Well go on and do it tough guy.

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    2. Early settlers' diaries spoke of the Biggest Bullshit Bigfoot Shows.

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    3. Enough said !

      John W. Jones Spoke

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    4. ^sees bears and pretends they are a mythical creature called bigfoot

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  13. Normally on Fridays my team and I investigate paranormal activities. Well, okay, we watch Ghost Adventures. Then we go out and freak out over dust motes and static on our audio recorders.

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    1. I keep my poop in a Spirit Box

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    2. No, we have an old Sp-3 box. I think it's just channeling my dog though. All it ever says is 'dog treat'.

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  14. joe got pummelled to a pulp in the previous post

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    1. In his mind, he won and he's high fiving the hell out of himself right now.

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    2. Lol, multiple meanings here.

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    1. It's good to be proud of your heritage. Still no Squatch, but lots of pride is okay.

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    2. Have you ever met PJ in person?

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    3. D.H. Lawrence said:

      Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable sodding rotters, the flaming sods, the snivelling, dribbling, palsied, pulseless lot that make up England. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed. They can nothing but frogspawn the gibberers. Why, why, why, was I born an Englishman!

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    4. Do you and Joe have weekly lunch meetings at a cafe to go over Mike Brookreson's influx of blobsquatches and land leasing?

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  16. I can see you-
    Your brown fur shinin' in the sun
    I see you walking real slow and you look back at everyone
    I can tell you my belief in you will still be strong
    After the skeptics of summer have gone

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    1. Genius.

      Saturday Night - Misfits

      There are 52 ways to booger anyone
      One or two are the same
      and they both work as well
      I'm coming clean for Patty,
      Matilda doesn't scream as well
      and the bfro won't listen all night
      so bobo
      I'll be over soon
      just as soon as I fill them all in
      I can remember when I saw Hank last
      we were all running around the camp having a blast
      now the backseat of the squatch van
      is so lonely without you
      I know when you roam
      I was tree knocking for you
      there was something I forgot to film
      I was hoaxing on Saturday night

      I was out squatching without you
      They were playing our calls
      I was crying in the gifting bowl
      Hoaxing on Saturday night

      As the moon becomes the night time
      You go surreptitiously, striding away
      I'm sitting in the bedroom,
      Where we used to sit and analyze sighting tapes
      Now I'm watching, watching you die

      I can remember when I saw Patty last
      we were both riding around having a blast
      now the diaper end of the suit is so nappy without you
      I know when you hoax
      I was tree knocking for you
      I was stealing your snuff
      there's something I forgot to say
      I was hoaxing on Saturday Night
      I was out squatching without you
      I throw rocks and run the other way
      I was hoaxing on Saturday night

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  17. Polar Vortex! Panic in the streets! Run for your life! We's all gonna die!

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    1. Not me I will slice open my Tauntaun and climb inside for warmth.

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    1. We need to get you a stylish avatar, Clive.

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    2. Not many "heckler type avatars out there...

      Haw !

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    3. I think this one speaks volumes:

      http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yu-22ZXfW0E/Sbqu_J0K--I/AAAAAAAAAFo/x49biMHmCYQ/s1600-h/chimpface2.jpg

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  19. Motorist has a close daylight sighting of a Sasquatch chasing a deer near Ocean Shores (Sketches included)

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    1. The camera's had their chance and failed.

      Get sketchin'

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    2. Where can I send my drawings?

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  20. This just in. Some real evidence and a confirmation on a recent sutdy has been released. It is being called the biggest discovery of 2013. When dogs poop they face the south. This is in peer-review as I speak.

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  21. Rictor

    You look like a tool in that biker jacket.

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  22. One time Rictor had an encounter with a 12" pecker!

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