The Ten Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty: Rictor's Bigfoot Encounter?
Did Rictor have his first Bigfoot encounter in this clip? Find out this week! Spike TV's new series, The Ten Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty, airs this Friday 10,9c. Who will win the biggest television jackpot of all time?
#looneytoons approved
ReplyDeletethat's two today, eh, looney?
Deleteball boy
Hello my fellow trolls with small poles and brown holes.
Delete...and gifting bowls.
Delete......hello......harry?
Deleteball boy
12:48 #tooneytard approved
Delete^#moron approved
DeleteVery first.
ReplyDeletefirst
ReplyDeleteI have to admit the trolls are right.
ReplyDeleteIt's just not worth it anymore.
I'm done with bigfoot. It's all a lie.
I'm leaving now. I'll be posting on mlpforums.com under the user name sparklecake.
Goodbye
(reposted because I didn't get the attention I deserve)
MMG
One small step for man...one giant leap for Squatch-Kind.
Deleteyou're MMG, it's plain obvious you'll not get attention
DeleteLotta talkin about the MMG dog....
DeleteJohn Jones Spoke actually thinks that was posted by the real MMG!
DeleteThat is just awesome.
it was? wasn't it?
DeleteHave you seen MMGs You Tube channel?
DeleteLink?
Delete^ YGNALI
DeleteThats what I thought
DeleteSometimes WangAnus gets them rectal cramps real hard.
ReplyDeleteWA
No one wins the bounty. They knew this was not possible when they decided to make the show. The network already saw that a show that produces nothing, starring a bunch of knuckleheads is profitable and cheap to produce.
ReplyDeleteLook at the big brain on Brett!
DeleteLiars! I'm the only serious guy out there!
ReplyDeleteI'VE BEEN TRACKING SASQUATCHES FOR 25 YEARS
I love you Matty! Keep up the good work!
Delete- MMG
Yeah good at finding NOTHING!
DeleteI just typed in www.bigwelsh.fartsplat.com and it redirected me here....what gives?
ReplyDeleteYou gives . . . out nonsense.
DeleteIt's chilly. Make chili. Eat chili then chill out in a chili coma....and you'll like it.
ReplyDeleteWendy's has delicious chili
DeleteDelicious grill scrap chili, more like it.
DeleteI didn't say better then homemade that doesn't mean it isn't delicious
DeleteI want to taterhole the Red head in the Wendy's commercials. And when I'm done I want her to say"Now thats better".
DeleteWho? Harry?!
Deleteball boy
Mental illness is no squatching matter.
ReplyDeleteThey are a type of mentally ill people.
DeleteSoka soka I tells ya. I'm mentally deranged and 760 lbs feral human. Yeah I'm not peaceful one bit.
DeleteNo. Who the fuck believes any of this shit?
ReplyDeleteA lot of Welsh people.
DeleteWhat's the matter, lack of fecal matter?
Delete2 Welsh guys and a dude from Texas. The rest of us are here for the free Zagnut bars.
DeleteCANDY BARS
DeleteThree Welsh women walk into a bar....
DeleteAnd they all sat in the corner hijacking free Wi-Fi on their iPhones to post on BFE ^
Deletewow someone in the vid said thats a sasquatch. maybe he'll win 10 million if he already seen one.
ReplyDeleteRictor looks tired. Nothin like a hard day of squatchen and a torrid night of wild eyed bungholery to wear a man out.
ReplyDeletedon't u say shit bout rictor!!!
Deleteball boy
Just like the FINDING BIGFOOT show, and MOUNTAIN MONSTERS, their is a small army of support people with them.
ReplyDeleteThe FINDING BIG FOOT team has 4 clowns, that are supported by 15 other people who the viewers don't see. Light men, Camera men, Producers, assistant producers, Medical people etc.
How could they quietly go through the woods? AND at night. if there are any Big foots nearby, their gone!
This new show will be more of the same, except with 9 clowns instead of four! It's all BULLSHIT!
But I plus millions of other dummies will watch this crap, because we are bored, and what to believe!
They'll make tons of Money!
It should be call THE BIGGEST BULLSHIT BIG FOOT SHOW since Rick "Dicky" Dyer was born!
How about you go find one the "right" way and school us all? Well go on and do it tough guy.
DeleteEarly settlers' diaries spoke of the Biggest Bullshit Bigfoot Shows.
DeleteEnough said !
DeleteJohn W. Jones Spoke
^sees bears and pretends they are a mythical creature called bigfoot
DeleteHaw !
DeleteNormally on Fridays my team and I investigate paranormal activities. Well, okay, we watch Ghost Adventures. Then we go out and freak out over dust motes and static on our audio recorders.
ReplyDeleteDo you have an SP-11 Spirit Box??
DeleteI keep my poop in a Spirit Box
DeleteNo, we have an old Sp-3 box. I think it's just channeling my dog though. All it ever says is 'dog treat'.
Delete(Sketches included) I hope.
Deletejoe got pummelled to a pulp in the previous post
ReplyDeleteIn his mind, he won and he's high fiving the hell out of himself right now.
DeleteLol, multiple meanings here.
DeleteWelsh and proud.
ReplyDeleteMMG
It's good to be proud of your heritage. Still no Squatch, but lots of pride is okay.
DeleteHave you ever met PJ in person?
DeleteAre you PJ?
DeleteD.H. Lawrence said:
DeleteCurse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable sodding rotters, the flaming sods, the snivelling, dribbling, palsied, pulseless lot that make up England. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed. They can nothing but frogspawn the gibberers. Why, why, why, was I born an Englishman!
Do you and Joe have weekly lunch meetings at a cafe to go over Mike Brookreson's influx of blobsquatches and land leasing?
DeleteI can see you-
ReplyDeleteYour brown fur shinin' in the sun
I see you walking real slow and you look back at everyone
I can tell you my belief in you will still be strong
After the skeptics of summer have gone
Genius.
DeleteSaturday Night - Misfits
There are 52 ways to booger anyone
One or two are the same
and they both work as well
I'm coming clean for Patty,
Matilda doesn't scream as well
and the bfro won't listen all night
so bobo
I'll be over soon
just as soon as I fill them all in
I can remember when I saw Hank last
we were all running around the camp having a blast
now the backseat of the squatch van
is so lonely without you
I know when you roam
I was tree knocking for you
there was something I forgot to film
I was hoaxing on Saturday night
I was out squatching without you
They were playing our calls
I was crying in the gifting bowl
Hoaxing on Saturday night
As the moon becomes the night time
You go surreptitiously, striding away
I'm sitting in the bedroom,
Where we used to sit and analyze sighting tapes
Now I'm watching, watching you die
I can remember when I saw Patty last
we were both riding around having a blast
now the diaper end of the suit is so nappy without you
I know when you hoax
I was tree knocking for you
I was stealing your snuff
there's something I forgot to say
I was hoaxing on Saturday Night
I was out squatching without you
I throw rocks and run the other way
I was hoaxing on Saturday night
Polar Vortex! Panic in the streets! Run for your life! We's all gonna die!
ReplyDeleteNot me I will slice open my Tauntaun and climb inside for warmth.
DeleteIs Fasano a contestant?
ReplyDeleteMore Sketches !
ReplyDeleteWe need to get you a stylish avatar, Clive.
DeleteNot many "heckler type avatars out there...
DeleteHaw !
I think this one speaks volumes:
Deletehttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yu-22ZXfW0E/Sbqu_J0K--I/AAAAAAAAAFo/x49biMHmCYQ/s1600-h/chimpface2.jpg
Don Rickles Clive.
DeleteHeckle and Jeckle sign might be nice...
DeleteMotorist has a close daylight sighting of a Sasquatch chasing a deer near Ocean Shores (Sketches included)
ReplyDeleteThe camera's had their chance and failed.
DeleteGet sketchin'
Where can I send my drawings?
DeleteThis just in. Some real evidence and a confirmation on a recent sutdy has been released. It is being called the biggest discovery of 2013. When dogs poop they face the south. This is in peer-review as I speak.
ReplyDeletewho da thunk it.
DeleteAny mention of south bounds mules ?
DeleteRictor
ReplyDeleteYou look like a tool in that biker jacket.
One time Rictor had an encounter with a 12" pecker!
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