Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
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ReplyDeleteSensitive.
DeleteKEEP UP THE GOOD WORK KELLY SHAW!!!!!!
DeletePraying for Joe.
DeletePray for yourself. I'll be just fine.
DeleteIn my prayers as well.
DeleteJoe an hour ago you said you were off to work. Did you lie?
DeleteNope I had to pop into work for an hour... Are you ok with that?
DeleteIs job a code word for probation officer meeting?
Delete9:56 jealous for not making parole.
DeleteYou should learn the difference between probation and parole before commenting again.
Deletetham Utah bigfoots animulls eatin U rightup fer shure
ReplyDeletetoo cold for a kapre,
ReplyDeleteWe need more JAWS quotes...
ReplyDeleteY'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this beast for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad creature. Not like going in the woods chasin' coyotes and deer. This squatch, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains in this is forest. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the foot, the whole damn thing.
DeleteYou'll get $17,5000 and like it!
DeleteExcellent effor Fozzie! This kinda reminds me of the pants game. It was a sort of meme years ago where you would take lines from a movie and replace any word with pants. There were some pretty funny star wars ones and jaws ones floating around at some point. We could do the same, but use "squatch". Some other JAWS examples:
DeleteYou're gonna need a bigger squatch
You're not born here, you're not a squatch
He can't go down with three squatches on him, not with three he can't!
..and so on.
Yes I would like that. Will you be payiing in cash today?
DeleteIt's really a miracle of evolution. All this squatch does is swim and eat and make little squatches.
DeleteThis is not the time or the place to perform some kind of half-asses autopsy on a squatch...and I'm not going to stand here and see that squatch cut open and see that little Fitzgerald boy spill out all over the dock.
"Shut the fuck up Donny!"
Deletehuh? wtf is your problem joe?
DeleteYou yell squatch, we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.
Delete... It's a quote from a film... Chill.
DeleteThis is what happens. It indicates the non-frenzied feeding of a large squatch - possibly Squatchus Madeupus or Squatchus Invisibilis. Now... the enormous amount of tissue loss prevents any detailed analysis; however the attacking squatch must be considerably larger than any normal squatch found in this forest. Didn't you get off the picnic table and check out these bushes?
DeleteLOL!
DeleteI just found out, that a girl got killed here last week, and you knew it! You knew there was a squatch out there! You knew it was dangerous! But you let people go camping anyway? You knew all those things! But still my Joe is dead now. And there's nothing you can do about it. My Joe is dead. I wanted you to know that.
Joe, you need to substitute a word from the quote with "squatch".
DeleteSee? Fozzie gets it. Nice one too Fozzie!
DeleteLittle brown squatch comes out of the cave... Swims into the hole... Comes out of the hole... Goes back into the cave again... It's not too good is it Chief?
DeleteIt doesn't make any sense when you pay a guy like you to watch squatches.
DeleteOh yes... Of course... I see what you're doing there now, yes...
DeleteHere's to swimmin' with bow-legged squatches.
DeleteBack home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him -Rick Dyer
DeleteWhat are you? Some kind of half-assed squatch?
DeleteYa know, I'm gonna stuff your friggin' head in there, man, and find out if it's a squatch, all right?
DeleteYeah, that's real fine expensive gear you brought out here, Mr. Hooper. 'Course I don't know what that bastard squatch's gonna do with it, might eat it I suppose. Seen one eat a rockin' chair one time.
DeleteSomething tells me you've played this game before Don.
DeleteAll the dude ever wanted is his rug back man
DeleteMMX
Leave it up to a Welshman to force himself into a conversation while completely missing the prerequisites of said conversation.
DeleteI thought it was funny.
DeleteThis aggression will no stand man
DeleteMMC
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
DeleteI getz a NAM flashback -
DeleteI bet you did. Maybe if you thought about it before opening your mouth it would have been. But you failed at the game and you failed in context.
DeleteHmm, I see.
DeleteLog jammin !!!
DeleteMMC
That's some bad hat Harry
ReplyDeleteLol I remember that
DeleteKelly Shaw is probly a great guy, but I don't get the videos.
ReplyDeleteA link to some Star Wars lines with a word replaced with "pants". Funnier than you might think at first...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80601326/
Matt knows wheres da bigfoots goes
DeleteArt Bell got a map : ) save a lot of time, just dig up a bigfoot
ReplyDeleteSightings everywhere, everyday, in a society where 90% of the public has some type of camera on them all the time, but not one stinking decent photo or video. That bigfoot fella sure is sneaky.
ReplyDeleteand 99.9% of the 90% dont live where bigfoots live
Deletelike in Alaska saw bears, but by the time I thought to get the camera due to the observation of this beast it was moving on! got a few photos of its butt walking away. kicked myself for not thinking of the camera sooner. could of had a couple of great pics. thinking same with bigfoots
DeleteKeep thinking. That's what keeps these bigfoot guys in business.
DeleteYou should post those ambiguous bear pics as sasquatch. You'll be considered an expert cryptozoologist in no time, maybe even in time to get on next seasons bigfoot bounty show.
Deletegot some spent shell casings that say different
DeleteWas it a Mormon squatch?
ReplyDeleteWe have to be understanding with PJ. 1 in 2000 people in the UK are infected with Mad cow disease.
ReplyDeleteUtah bigfoots are mean to the bone,
ReplyDeleteMatt knows wheres da bigfoots goes
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